Magus vs. Fusoya

: Zzzz...

: Hey!

: Zzz!

: Wake up, let's fight!

: ...

: Come on now!

: Give me five more minutes...

: I'll give you five seconds, and if you aren't up, I'll start this fight anyway!

: It's not fair... why do I always have to deal with these guys? Everyone else gets to sleep for centuries, but me?! No! It's not fair *Cries*

: ....4

: Now go away, let me sleep

: ....3

: Zzz....

: ....2

: *Snores*

: ....1!

: *Mumbles* So I says to Mable, I says...

: Ah ha! *Attacks with his scythe*

: ! I'll finish this later... Who did that?

: Me! Now let's rumble

: Meteo!

: Aieee...!

: That's better... zzz

: ...

: Zzzz...

: ...?

: Zzz...

: I'm not beaten yet!

: Zzzzzzz!

: *Kicks him*

: What's your problem??

: I'm trying to fight you...

: Doing a pretty lousy job

: You won't fight back!

: And you still can't win! Ha!!

: ...

: Why can't you fight someone else?

: I don't know... someone wanted to see me fight you

: What a weirdo; where do they find these people, that think up the requests?

: I've no idea, but they're obviously a strange bunch

: Oh well, I guess we'd better get this over with then

: Indeed

: I'll just pretend to lose, ok?

: No, it has to be real

: Why?

: Because everyone can hear us!

: Oh... *Whispers in Magus' ear*

: *Nods... whispers back*

: *Bonks Magus with a stick*

: Oh! I have fallen! *'Dies'*

Winner: Fusoya

: Uh... yeah... I'm good...!