Rag Millionaire - Day 1 Rosa - Hello loyal viewers! This is Rag Millionaire, and today is the beginning of the dates - So run now, while you still have the chance - But give me your money first - Is there some sort of competition to see who can get fired by me the fastest? - Actually yeah, if you can give me the boot in the next fifteen minutes I'm gonna make a bundle! - Sorry Edge, I'll try to be fair - But I won't, c'mon! - You're sticking around too, Ultros - Dwoh... - Hi, sorry I'm late - Here's our star now, fashionably late for his night out with Rosa - But where is Rosa? - Probably wised up and got out of the country - Oh, here she is... and Cecil too? - Hi Rosa! Uh, hi Cecil - You cad! How dare you make advances towards my wife? - You tell him, honey! - H-hey now, it's not like that; it's all in fun - A likely story! You'll date her over my dead body! - Eesh, that'd be morbid - It was a figure of speech, knave! - Hold on here! - Ah, my former-self comes to give me his support - That's what you think. Why do you get to marry Rosa? What about me? - But I am you, merely from a point farther down in time - Rosa, you just gave up on me and got hitched with this pretty boy! - Well, uh... - It's not like that... - A likely story! - What? - Sorry - Enough, future-me-Cecil-person: I challenge me to a duel! - As you wish, I will put you down again! - Yah! *slices Cecil* - Ack! But you're only supposed to do the dark wave - Fool, I have learned the error of my ways! - Oh yeah? *attacks Cecil* - Hah! Is that all you've got? - Rosa, shouldn't you do something? - You're right! CECIL, STOP! - What? - Yes? - Don't fight over me like this - Than choose! - Yes, choose which of us you truly love! - Cecil looks really cool in his armour, but Cecil does have a handsome face - But I want you both! - This could get complicated - What about me? - No one cares about you - *sniffles* - Rosa, let us depart - Yes Cecil, but don't forget about Cecil - Yeah! - *sigh* Very well - YAY! - *leave* - Gwahaha! So much for that date - Aww, he's so sad looking - Yeah, as in pathetic! - Well I guess we've all learned a lesson today - Three's company, four's a crowd? - Never ask a married chick out if her husband has a past-self in the present? - Don't bring a camera crew with you on a date? - Well, surely one of those Rydia - ... - ... - ... - ... Edge? - He's gone, now how am I going to get fired? - Uhm... The next date is with Rydia of Mist - Where is she? - Here she comes... uh oh - What's Edge doing, trying to get an interview? - I don't think so - C'mon, Rydia! You can't go through with this! - But it's a legally binding invitation. Rosa went through with it, didn't she? - Funny story, that, what happend is... - Rydia! I'm glad you could make it - Barely, I have a leech - Hey! - Edge, shouldn't you be commentating? - Not for this! Back off, Rydia's mine! - Oh yeah?! - Eep - NUKE! - Gwaah! *is blown into the air and lands in the commentator's booth* - Good to have you back, Edge - Guh... wah... huh...? - That's the most intelligent thing I've ever heard you say - Soo, what have you planned for us? - Pardon? - Dinner? Dancing? - I didn't plan anything, this was all your idea - Yes... in a way, but... - But?? - Well, I can't come up with seventeen different dates, so I left it up to the contestants - This is no way to treat a lady on a date! - Eep - Bahamut, go! - Hi - Attack! - Wait! - What? - Know any good restaurants? - Sure, but they're all on the moon - Could you take Rydia and I to one? - I'd rather just megaflare you both - Eep - What, why me?! - MEGAFLARE! - Gack! - Eek! - Now I'm hungry *flies off to the moon* - Well that was intresting... - That dragon's a menace, when's someone going to teach him a lesson? - Bwuh? - Could someone sweep up those ashes? And send in the next contestant - Where'd Rydia go? - You see that pile of cinders? - Quiet Ultros! - Ouch... stupid dragon... - What happend? - No time for that, Garnet is here! Garnet - Hi Garnet! - I will advise you beforehand that I conform to your rules only by the grace and dignity afforded by my station. - Er, ok... - As such, you will kindly behave yourself, doing nothing that could possibly blemish my social standing. - Uhm, sure! - I'm afraid your word alone is not a binding oath. - Of course it is! What do I have to do, sign a paper? - As a matter of fact, you will need to sign three. - Gah, fine - *produces paper work* - Garnet's taking no chances here today, I always thought she was a bit care-free - We princesses have to be on guard with this sort of thing - Uh oh, looks like Ragnarok's just skimming through, he's signing without reading the fine print! - Alright, done! Now, let's go - I am pleased to say that we shall not be going anywhere together. - What? - I have your signature stating that you relinquish claim to the date you swindled me into. - ... doh - Further, I have a second signature agreeing that you will never pull such a trick upon me again. - Double doh - And lastly, you have endorsed a cheque with which I shall now purchase more fitting clothes for royalty such as myself. - Triple doh - Thank you for your time, I will now take my leave. *bows and exits* - And that wraps up day one of Rag Millionaire! Join us next time! - Yes, there might be an actual date - But don't bet on it!
- Hello loyal viewers! This is Rag Millionaire, and today is the beginning of the dates
- So run now, while you still have the chance
- But give me your money first
- Is there some sort of competition to see who can get fired by me the fastest?
- Actually yeah, if you can give me the boot in the next fifteen minutes I'm gonna make a bundle!
- Sorry Edge, I'll try to be fair
- But I won't, c'mon!
- You're sticking around too, Ultros
- Dwoh...
- Hi, sorry I'm late
- Here's our star now, fashionably late for his night out with Rosa
- But where is Rosa?
- Probably wised up and got out of the country
- Oh, here she is... and Cecil too?
- Hi Rosa! Uh, hi Cecil
- You cad! How dare you make advances towards my wife?
- You tell him, honey!
- H-hey now, it's not like that; it's all in fun
- A likely story! You'll date her over my dead body!
- Eesh, that'd be morbid
- It was a figure of speech, knave!
- Hold on here!
- Ah, my former-self comes to give me his support
- That's what you think. Why do you get to marry Rosa? What about me?
- But I am you, merely from a point farther down in time
- Rosa, you just gave up on me and got hitched with this pretty boy!
- Well, uh...
- It's not like that...
- A likely story!
- What?
- Sorry
- Enough, future-me-Cecil-person: I challenge me to a duel!
- As you wish, I will put you down again!
- Yah! *slices Cecil*
- Ack! But you're only supposed to do the dark wave
- Fool, I have learned the error of my ways!
- Oh yeah? *attacks Cecil*
- Hah! Is that all you've got?
- Rosa, shouldn't you do something?
- You're right! CECIL, STOP!
- Yes?
- Don't fight over me like this
- Than choose!
- Yes, choose which of us you truly love!
- Cecil looks really cool in his armour, but Cecil does have a handsome face
- But I want you both!
- This could get complicated
- What about me?
- No one cares about you
- *sniffles*
- Rosa, let us depart
- Yes Cecil, but don't forget about Cecil
- Yeah!
- *sigh* Very well
- YAY!
- *leave*
- Gwahaha! So much for that date
- Aww, he's so sad looking
- Yeah, as in pathetic!
- Well I guess we've all learned a lesson today
- Three's company, four's a crowd?
- Never ask a married chick out if her husband has a past-self in the present?
- Don't bring a camera crew with you on a date?
- Well, surely one of those
- ...
- ... Edge?
- He's gone, now how am I going to get fired?
- Uhm... The next date is with Rydia of Mist
- Where is she?
- Here she comes... uh oh
- What's Edge doing, trying to get an interview?
- I don't think so
- C'mon, Rydia! You can't go through with this!
- But it's a legally binding invitation. Rosa went through with it, didn't she?
- Funny story, that, what happend is...
- Rydia! I'm glad you could make it
- Barely, I have a leech
- Hey!
- Edge, shouldn't you be commentating?
- Not for this! Back off, Rydia's mine!
- Oh yeah?!
- Eep
- NUKE!
- Gwaah! *is blown into the air and lands in the commentator's booth*
- Good to have you back, Edge
- Guh... wah... huh...?
- That's the most intelligent thing I've ever heard you say
- Soo, what have you planned for us?
- Pardon?
- Dinner? Dancing?
- I didn't plan anything, this was all your idea
- Yes... in a way, but...
- But??
- Well, I can't come up with seventeen different dates, so I left it up to the contestants
- This is no way to treat a lady on a date!
- Bahamut, go!
- Hi
- Attack!
- Wait!
- Know any good restaurants?
- Sure, but they're all on the moon
- Could you take Rydia and I to one?
- I'd rather just megaflare you both
- What, why me?!
- MEGAFLARE!
- Gack!
- Eek!
- Now I'm hungry *flies off to the moon*
- Well that was intresting...
- That dragon's a menace, when's someone going to teach him a lesson?
- Bwuh?
- Could someone sweep up those ashes? And send in the next contestant
- Where'd Rydia go?
- You see that pile of cinders?
- Quiet Ultros!
- Ouch... stupid dragon...
- What happend?
- No time for that, Garnet is here!
- Hi Garnet!
- I will advise you beforehand that I conform to your rules only by the grace and dignity afforded by my station.
- Er, ok...
- As such, you will kindly behave yourself, doing nothing that could possibly blemish my social standing.
- Uhm, sure!
- I'm afraid your word alone is not a binding oath.
- Of course it is! What do I have to do, sign a paper?
- As a matter of fact, you will need to sign three.
- Gah, fine
- *produces paper work*
- Garnet's taking no chances here today, I always thought she was a bit care-free
- We princesses have to be on guard with this sort of thing
- Uh oh, looks like Ragnarok's just skimming through, he's signing without reading the fine print!
- Alright, done! Now, let's go
- I am pleased to say that we shall not be going anywhere together.
- I have your signature stating that you relinquish claim to the date you swindled me into.
- ... doh
- Further, I have a second signature agreeing that you will never pull such a trick upon me again.
- Double doh
- And lastly, you have endorsed a cheque with which I shall now purchase more fitting clothes for royalty such as myself.
- Triple doh
- Thank you for your time, I will now take my leave. *bows and exits*
- And that wraps up day one of Rag Millionaire! Join us next time!
- Yes, there might be an actual date
- But don't bet on it!
