Rag Millionaire - Day 2 Lenna - And you're sure you can help? - Stick with me and I'll show you the way to a lady's heart - Through the stomach? - Well that's one way... - I don't think these cue cards are a good idea - Look, who's the expert here? - Between you and I? - Yes - ... you - And here we are, Rag Millionaire: Day 2 - Where our misguided protagonist has chosen King Edgar to assist him - Gwa-ha, this is going to go even worse with that dope "helping" - Time will tell. And now, here's Lenna - Ugh... hi - *looks at Edgar* - *gives thumb up* - Lenna, what a delight to see you *kneels and kisses her hand* - Well... uh... thanks - I would be delighted if you would join me for a- - STOP! - Butz? - Oh come on - Lenna... I... I... - Yes?? - What do I do now? - I... don't know... - It's just... well, I was the main character of the game... - And I was the first female character to join the team... - Oh Lenna! - Oh Butz! - Oh barf - Shut up, it's romantic! - In an understood but never fully developed sort of way - *sniffle* So beautiful - Well, there they go - Yup - Well, you're fired - It's not my fault - You had no advice to give me, as a giver of advice you have failed, begone! - ... - Go on, shoo - I'm going, but you'll be sorry! - And another one bites the dust Faris - Yarr! - Oh, hi Faris - And good day te yerself ye crafty landlubber, arr! - Er, thanks. So, what's going to go wrong now? - I know not what ye mean, shiver me timbers! - Wait... you're actually willing to go on a date? - Tis the code o' the pirates! - How's that? - "Free grub is good grub" yarr - Good enough for me, let's get something to eat - What's going on? Things are working out! - Yes, it looks like a fabled 'date' is unfolding before our eyes - My faith is shattered - Are you really that cruel? - Sure! But, mainly I bet Gilgamesh ten bucks that this wouldn't happen - Alright, pay up sucker! - Forget it! *scuttles off* - *chases Ultros* - Back to the date, it seems Faris has chosen to dine at Tifa's Seventh Heaven - The new one, not the one crushed under tons of rubble - Faris, this is more of a... you know, bar, rather than a restaurant - Aye! A good pub for sloshing. Bring on the booze! - Uh, I'll just have a soda - More cider! I'll tell you when I've had enough!! - I have a bad feeling about this. What do you think Edge? ... Edge? - Next round's on me! - Oh dear... - Hey, take this soda and pour it on my grave. Wow, that sure is morbid - It really is, how'd you come up with that anyway? - Seemed like a good idea at the time - Yarr-har-har! *dances on the table* - To think this has been the best date so far - Arrrr...! *falls off the table and passes out* - Zzz... - ... *pays the bill with Faris' money* Hehe Freya - *enters the bar* - Freya, what're you doing here? - I was told I could find you here, I thought it would be best to get things over with sooner rather than later - Fine with me, what do you want to do? - Can we simply get a cup of coffee or something? - Why not? Hey barkeep, two cups of coffee! - Right, two beers - ... no, coffee - Beer - coff-ee - Be-er - C, o... - B, e... - ... - Heh, sorry - What are you doing here anyway, Vargas? - I work here - But... this is Tifa's bar, shouldn't she be serving? - Naw, she always got someone else to do it for her; remember Marlene? - Oh yeah - The child labour people got all over that one, so now I have the job - Look, can we have some coffee or what? - 'course not, we don't serve stuff like that! - ... - Try the place next door: Three Old Beans - Thanks - Come on, Edge; you've got to get up, we're going somewhere else - Zzz... whu... gah... zzz... - Forget it, I'm tired of being a human alarm clock - Well, I guess this is the place - Looks like it - Hi - Schala? Shouldn't you be... commentating? - Ultros ran away and Edge passed out, I'll just do it from the table - Ok... - Hello, welcome to Three Old Beans, may I take your order? - Don't listen to him, I'll take your order - They're both nuts, I take the orders around here - You wish, gramps! - You're a grandfather too. Obviously I should be in charge of orders, being so young - Don't make me laugh, you're twice as old as me! - Oh yeah?! - YEAH! - *attacks Strago* - Ack! *wrestles with Tellah* - As I was saying... - Two coffees, please - Make that one coffee and one hot chocolate - ... - What, don't I get anything? - No, you're just along for the audience at home - Hmph! - Fine, what do you want? - How about a double espresso latte - A what now? - A cappuccino then - What-a-nino? - ... Plain... Tea? - Plane-ty? Huh? - I give up - Igiveup... never heard of a drink like that - BOLT FIVE! - Gack! - Gee, thanks for killing our waiter - Sorry, did you just say something I'm going to smite you for? - No ma'am - That's what I thought - Now what? - Say it! Say it! - Alright, alright, uncle! - Hehe, I guess we know who's the youngest around here now - *grumble* - Ow! *trips over Galuf* ohhh, dizzy... *passes out* - Strago, think you could get use some drinks without dying? - Of course I can, whipper-snapper! What all were you having? - Coffee - Hot chocolate - Tea, if you can manage it - Those're some mighty exotic drinks, but I'll do my best - Now that things have settled down you can make small talk - What? - It's an important part of dating - Kay... so, Freya... you're... a rat... - How can you be so rude?! - Technically I am similar, being Burmecian - That's no excuse - Here's your dri- woah! *trips over Tellah and Galuf* - *splashed with the drinks* EEEK!! - Uh oh - I'm not sticking around to see what happens next *leaps away* - *runs for it* - YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR...!! - *dives for the door* NOOOOOO...! - RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! *blows the café apart* - I... made it...? - That's all for today, see you next time - I can hardly wait *faints*
- And you're sure you can help?
- Stick with me and I'll show you the way to a lady's heart
- Through the stomach?
- Well that's one way...
- I don't think these cue cards are a good idea
- Look, who's the expert here?
- Between you and I?
- Yes
- ... you
- And here we are, Rag Millionaire: Day 2
- Where our misguided protagonist has chosen King Edgar to assist him
- Gwa-ha, this is going to go even worse with that dope "helping"
- Time will tell. And now, here's Lenna
- Ugh... hi
- *looks at Edgar*
- *gives thumb up*
- Lenna, what a delight to see you *kneels and kisses her hand*
- Well... uh... thanks
- I would be delighted if you would join me for a-
- STOP!
- Butz?
- Oh come on
- Lenna... I... I...
- Yes??
- What do I do now?
- I... don't know...
- It's just... well, I was the main character of the game...
- And I was the first female character to join the team...
- Oh Lenna!
- Oh Butz!
- Oh barf
- Shut up, it's romantic!
- In an understood but never fully developed sort of way
- *sniffle* So beautiful
- Well, there they go
- Yup
- Well, you're fired
- It's not my fault
- You had no advice to give me, as a giver of advice you have failed, begone!
- ...
- Go on, shoo
- I'm going, but you'll be sorry!
- And another one bites the dust
- Yarr!
- Oh, hi Faris
- And good day te yerself ye crafty landlubber, arr!
- Er, thanks. So, what's going to go wrong now?
- I know not what ye mean, shiver me timbers!
- Wait... you're actually willing to go on a date?
- Tis the code o' the pirates!
- How's that?
- "Free grub is good grub" yarr
- Good enough for me, let's get something to eat
- What's going on? Things are working out!
- Yes, it looks like a fabled 'date' is unfolding before our eyes
- My faith is shattered
- Are you really that cruel?
- Sure! But, mainly I bet Gilgamesh ten bucks that this wouldn't happen
- Alright, pay up sucker!
- Forget it! *scuttles off*
- *chases Ultros*
- Back to the date, it seems Faris has chosen to dine at Tifa's Seventh Heaven
- The new one, not the one crushed under tons of rubble
- Faris, this is more of a... you know, bar, rather than a restaurant
- Aye! A good pub for sloshing. Bring on the booze!
- Uh, I'll just have a soda
- More cider! I'll tell you when I've had enough!!
- I have a bad feeling about this. What do you think Edge? ... Edge?
- Next round's on me!
- Oh dear...
- Hey, take this soda and pour it on my grave. Wow, that sure is morbid
- It really is, how'd you come up with that anyway?
- Seemed like a good idea at the time
- Yarr-har-har! *dances on the table*
- To think this has been the best date so far
- Arrrr...! *falls off the table and passes out*
- Zzz...
- ... *pays the bill with Faris' money* Hehe
- *enters the bar*
- Freya, what're you doing here?
- I was told I could find you here, I thought it would be best to get things over with sooner rather than later
- Fine with me, what do you want to do?
- Can we simply get a cup of coffee or something?
- Why not? Hey barkeep, two cups of coffee!
- Right, two beers
- ... no, coffee
- Beer
- coff-ee
- Be-er
- C, o...
- B, e...
- Heh, sorry
- What are you doing here anyway, Vargas?
- I work here
- But... this is Tifa's bar, shouldn't she be serving?
- Naw, she always got someone else to do it for her; remember Marlene?
- Oh yeah
- The child labour people got all over that one, so now I have the job
- Look, can we have some coffee or what?
- 'course not, we don't serve stuff like that!
- Try the place next door: Three Old Beans
- Thanks
- Come on, Edge; you've got to get up, we're going somewhere else
- Zzz... whu... gah... zzz...
- Forget it, I'm tired of being a human alarm clock
- Well, I guess this is the place
- Looks like it
- Hi
- Schala? Shouldn't you be... commentating?
- Ultros ran away and Edge passed out, I'll just do it from the table
- Ok...
- Hello, welcome to Three Old Beans, may I take your order?
- Don't listen to him, I'll take your order
- They're both nuts, I take the orders around here
- You wish, gramps!
- You're a grandfather too. Obviously I should be in charge of orders, being so young
- Don't make me laugh, you're twice as old as me!
- Oh yeah?!
- YEAH!
- *attacks Strago*
- Ack! *wrestles with Tellah*
- As I was saying...
- Two coffees, please
- Make that one coffee and one hot chocolate
- What, don't I get anything?
- No, you're just along for the audience at home
- Hmph!
- Fine, what do you want?
- How about a double espresso latte
- A what now?
- A cappuccino then
- What-a-nino?
- ... Plain... Tea?
- Plane-ty? Huh?
- I give up
- Igiveup... never heard of a drink like that
- BOLT FIVE!
- Gack!
- Gee, thanks for killing our waiter
- Sorry, did you just say something I'm going to smite you for?
- No ma'am
- That's what I thought
- Now what?
- Say it! Say it!
- Alright, alright, uncle!
- Hehe, I guess we know who's the youngest around here now
- *grumble*
- Ow! *trips over Galuf* ohhh, dizzy... *passes out*
- Strago, think you could get use some drinks without dying?
- Of course I can, whipper-snapper! What all were you having?
- Coffee
- Hot chocolate
- Tea, if you can manage it
- Those're some mighty exotic drinks, but I'll do my best
- Now that things have settled down you can make small talk
- What?
- It's an important part of dating
- Kay... so, Freya... you're... a rat...
- How can you be so rude?!
- Technically I am similar, being Burmecian
- That's no excuse
- Here's your dri- woah! *trips over Tellah and Galuf*
- *splashed with the drinks* EEEK!!
- Uh oh
- I'm not sticking around to see what happens next *leaps away*
- *runs for it*
- YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR...!!
- *dives for the door* NOOOOOO...!
- RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! *blows the café apart*
- I... made it...?
- That's all for today, see you next time
- I can hardly wait *faints*
