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Rag Millionaire - Day 3


Daryl

- I don't know, I've had some bad experiances

- Trust me, I do this sort of thing all the time

- What about Garnet?

- Well I don't tell her. Where do you think I was for all that time after the Lifa Tree?

- You're a braver ma- ... monkey, than I

- P-shaw. Besides, she's been acting strange lately. So whattaya say?

- I need all the help I can get

- That's the spirit! ... Actually, no, that's the exact opposite of the spirit. Have some self-esteem! A little determination and confidence!

- I... uh... ok

- Here, watch me. Hey sweetheart, lovely day isn't it?

- Hi there

- What say you and I get better aquainted over a drink? My treat

- Well, I was supposed to go on a date with this guy...

- Forget about him, baby; I'll treat you right

- Hey!

- Sure, why not! Let's go

- See? It's that easy

- But...

- I'll be back later to teach you the next lesson. Let's go my dear

- I love an assertive man

- *dials on a cell phone* Hey Setzer, Zidane's hitting on Daryl

- *runs over* What is the meaning of this!?

- Wow, record time

- Hi sweetie, I was just going off this this nice man for a drink

- Daryl, how can you do this to me?

- Woah, just calm down there, friend

- Lesson two, Zidane: How do you deal with this?

- Relax, I've got it under control

- Setzer you're making too big of a deal out of this

- Of course I am! Zidane, let's fight!

- Hey, hey... there's no need to resort to violence

- GP RAIN!

- Alright, free money! *grabs the coins*

- ... *throws darts at Zidane*

- Ouch, hey! That's it, buster...!

- So... Daryl... how 'bout that date?

- Sure thing

- Where do you want to go?

- Let's check out The Black Jack

- Setzer's airship?

- He converted it into a casino hotel after it... crashed

- You mean after it was split asunder and was smashed into an unsalvagable heap?

- Let's go with 'crashed'

Later...

- I don't think I like strip poker

- Everyone says that their first time

- Thanks for lending me the barrel

- Compliments of the house, I've had a nice time

- That makes one of us

- Ah, there you are! I see you and your lady friend are getting along smashingly

- I'm wearing a barrel as clothing

- Whatever does it for ya, buddy

- ...

- What happend to Setzer?

- Uh... I knocked him out and left him on the street

- Oh my, I'd better go check on him *hurries off*

- Oops, there she goes

- Yeah... with my clothes

- Don't worry, don't worry! Plenty of fish in the sea! Come on!

- Hey, but, uh... can I go get changed first or something?

- No time! The early bird gets the worm

- But the guy in the barrel gets arrested


Celes

- I saw this great looking chick on the way here, you'll love her

- Oh no, it's that monkey again. I told you to leave me alone

- Haha, she's a joker! Celes, meet my good friend here

- I know him, he suckered everyone into dating him with free food

- Really? Wow, that was clever... let me write that one down for later...

- Zidane, you've really... helped me a lot... and I think I can handle things from here

- Yeah, that's the spirit! No problem pal, you don't need a reason to help someone! See-ya! *leaves*

- Phew

- Phew

- Right, I'll just go find some clothes then...

- Hold on, I want to get your little charade over with

- But... clothes...

- Keep your barrel on, this'll be real quick

- Stop!

- Wow, what a shock

- Celes, what are you doing with this bucket-wearing weirdo?

- Going on a date

- But... but... you... I...

- I have no choice in the matter

- Alright, I trust you

- You do?

- Not you, but I trust Celes to blow you away if you try anything. Have fun

- Good enough for me, what do you want to do?

- Shouldn't that be up to you?

- Ok, we could see a movie

- A what?

- Uh... we could go to the opera

- Why must everyone associate me with the opera?!

- I didn't... I was just... I'm sorry!

- I'm not an opera floozy

- Whatever you say!

- Let's just go for a walk

- Sure

- *walk walk walk*

- I'm glad that's over

- That's it?

- Yup

- Aww shucks

- Oh, there is one more thing

- Yes??

- ULTIMA!

- Ack!

- Never try and trick me like that again *leaves*


Terra

- *rolls down the street* Uh oh... *lands in a pile of fish*

- La la la... Oh my, what happend here?

- ...help...

- Here you go, are you alright?

- More or less, for someone dressed in a barrel and smelling like fish

- Let's get you back to the orphanage

- What? I'm not an orphan...

- I think you'll be an inspiration to the children

- If you say so

At the Orphanage...

- Children, if you don't do well in school and make something of yourself, you could end up like this!

- Ewww...

- Hey!

- Now go do your homework

- Awww...

- Unless you want to be like him

- Eep! *run off*

- Do you have some clean clothes or anything?

- Sorry, not unless you can fit into one of the children's outfits

- Hey mister, this is you!

- Aw man, it's got the stink lines and everything

- How cute!

- I don't have to take this, I'm leaving

- Sorry I'm late, what'd I miss?

- Nothing!

- Why are you wearing a bucket?

- ...

- Why do you smell like rotten seafood?

- I don't want to talk about it

- I always miss the good stuff

- I think I'll go sit down and cry

- Can I get my camera first?

- *weeps*

- I guess that's all for today, join us next time on Rag Bucketaire

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