Rag Millionaire - Day 4 The Dating Game - Hello, and welcome to... The Dating Game! Audience: *applause* - Our guest today is Ragnarok III, which of the three mysterious contestants in the curtained off room will he choose?? - Thanks, Edward, it's great to be here and- - So let's hear a little about each of them! - Hi! - Contestant one, tell us about yourself. But not too much, we wouldn't want our eligiable bachelor to guess your identity! - Well, I live in a castle. And I enjo- - Thank you, contestant number one! Contestant two, GO! - I'm pretty good with machines, one time I built a- - Great! Contestant three! - Ayla here! Ayla fight! Ayla finally win! - Ah-haha... no this isn't a fight, contestant number three. Just sit down on your stool there... yes, that's it... - No fight? What Ayla doing here? - And please stop referring to yourself in the third person, you could ruin the suspense and surprise that is yet to come! - Contestant number three wouldn't happen to be Ayla, would it? - Haha... of course not! But it could be, you won't know until the end of the show! - I'm pretty sure I heard her say- - And now, please ask our lovely contestants a question to better get to know them - Uhm, ok... If you were to cast a magic spell, what would it be? - Contestant 1! - I'd cast a healing spell to help you win a battle - Great answer, contestant 2! - I'd cast a fire spell and defeat all the enemies - Excellent, excellent... and contestant 3? - Magic? Ayla no do magic! - I believe you mean "Contestant number three no do magic!" mmm? - Ay- contestant number three no like this game - That's a good girl, next question! - Uhm... What do you think the defining quality is for a savior of the world? - Contestant one! - Alright, we get it already! I'd have to say it's the hair, gotta have spikey hair - No, no, it's all about weapons. A proper savior needs a good long sword... for slicing! - Hero must be strong! Fight bad monsters! Be strong and win! - All intriguing answers, now let's- - Shutup, Edward - Awww... - This is for contestant number two: Is a sword really the only weapon for a proper hero? - Traditionally, yes of course. Now you get a hero every once in a while with something different, but it's always the sword wielders who get the job done. - And contestant one: While healing is very important, what about offense? - People say a good defense is a strong offense, so the opposite must be true as well! - Ah ha... and contestant three: If you don't use magic, what do you have? - Contestant number three have power! Fight with muscles! Bite and punch and kick and throw! Ayla strong! Ayla win! - Someone please restrain her! Let's have a commercial break! *Commercials* - It's back! By popular demand, the smash hit 'Tea Time' returns to the opera house! - It's amazing! - Says random rich man! - Fantastic! - According to my usher! - One thumb up! - Rated by Edgar after I paid him! Yes, it's back, for a limited time only! Who could forget such heart-felt lines as this? - The war is not going well - Now I hate you... yet I need you - Or this stirring speach! - Would you like some tea? - I knew you would not give me up, even if your feelings changed - Yes, 'Tea Time' is back! Presented in the orginal Townsfolkese the master playwrite penned it in! Now showing at the opera house! *Back to the show* - Welcome once again to The Dating Game! I'm your host, Prince Edward! Audience: *cheering* - So, whom do you find most attractive thus far? - Well it's a tough call, we haven't been talking about attractive issues - That's entirely up to you - Right... So, ladies, if I were dressed in a barrel and smelling like fish, what would you do? - I'd probably call the cops, what kind of freak are you? - I agree with Mar- - Ahem! - -I mean, contestant one. What kind of fashion statement is a barrel? - Ayla no mind smell. Ayla like strange garb! - And do any of you have jealous boyfriends who would object to a friendly date with someone else? - Well, I'm pretty sure I'm married... - Ayla like Kino best! Kino no where around for long time, Ayla get lonely! - No, I'm usually too busy with my inventions for that sort of thing. One day though... - Here's one, what's your ideal date? - Something fun, like a fair! We could fight a robot and get candy and eat someone's lunch, all sorts of great stuff! - I don't know... maybe we could alter the time line or something neat like that - Go fight! Fight, get strong, fight bad guys! Save people! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! - Get her down from the ceiling! Cue the commercials! *Commercial Break* - Leveling up got you down? - Oh man, only fifty more fights and I'll reach level 12! ... I hate my life - Fret no more! - Here at the Cid Institute we have uncovered a startling revelation - Everyone knows about the amusing 'Magic Pot' - Gimme Elixir! - But did you know that they can be easily defeated for loads of experiance points? - That's right, all it requires is a single elixir meal - Gimme Elixir! - What's that you say? Elixirs are hard to come by? - No longer! We have made a breakthrough in item duplication - Using secretive game glitches, we can produce an unlimited amount of elixirs to feed our Magic Pots! - So come on down and boost your levels! - Alright, level 25! Here I come, Chaos...! *End of commercials* - So, who will it be? Which lucky contestant will you pick? - Wow, it's so hard to choose... can I ask one final question? - By all means - For all contestants: How would you defeat a giant space parasite which was devouring the planet? - Oh, that's easy, I'd get Crono to do it - I'd travel through time from the distant past to the far future, picking up friends and learning a lot about it, then confront it for a final showdown just as it rose to destroy life as we know it - Lavos back? Lavos want fight?! - No, NO! It's a theoretical question! - Ayla stop Lavos! Ayla fight! *runs around beating up the camera crew and wrecking the set* - Nooooo...! - Ayla strong, Ayla win! *runs out of the studio* - I like her - *sob* It's all ruined... - This was the best day yet! See you next time!
- Hello, and welcome to... The Dating Game!
Audience: *applause*
- Our guest today is Ragnarok III, which of the three mysterious contestants in the curtained off room will he choose??
- Thanks, Edward, it's great to be here and-
- So let's hear a little about each of them!
- Hi!
- Contestant one, tell us about yourself. But not too much, we wouldn't want our eligiable bachelor to guess your identity!
- Well, I live in a castle. And I enjo-
- Thank you, contestant number one! Contestant two, GO!
- I'm pretty good with machines, one time I built a-
- Great! Contestant three!
- Ayla here! Ayla fight! Ayla finally win!
- Ah-haha... no this isn't a fight, contestant number three. Just sit down on your stool there... yes, that's it...
- No fight? What Ayla doing here?
- And please stop referring to yourself in the third person, you could ruin the suspense and surprise that is yet to come!
- Contestant number three wouldn't happen to be Ayla, would it?
- Haha... of course not! But it could be, you won't know until the end of the show!
- I'm pretty sure I heard her say-
- And now, please ask our lovely contestants a question to better get to know them
- Uhm, ok... If you were to cast a magic spell, what would it be?
- Contestant 1!
- I'd cast a healing spell to help you win a battle
- Great answer, contestant 2!
- I'd cast a fire spell and defeat all the enemies
- Excellent, excellent... and contestant 3?
- Magic? Ayla no do magic!
- I believe you mean "Contestant number three no do magic!" mmm?
- Ay- contestant number three no like this game
- That's a good girl, next question!
- Uhm... What do you think the defining quality is for a savior of the world?
- Contestant one!
- Alright, we get it already! I'd have to say it's the hair, gotta have spikey hair
- No, no, it's all about weapons. A proper savior needs a good long sword... for slicing!
- Hero must be strong! Fight bad monsters! Be strong and win!
- All intriguing answers, now let's-
- Shutup, Edward
- Awww...
- This is for contestant number two: Is a sword really the only weapon for a proper hero?
- Traditionally, yes of course. Now you get a hero every once in a while with something different, but it's always the sword wielders who get the job done.
- And contestant one: While healing is very important, what about offense?
- People say a good defense is a strong offense, so the opposite must be true as well!
- Ah ha... and contestant three: If you don't use magic, what do you have?
- Contestant number three have power! Fight with muscles! Bite and punch and kick and throw! Ayla strong! Ayla win!
- Someone please restrain her! Let's have a commercial break!
*Commercials*
- It's back! By popular demand, the smash hit 'Tea Time' returns to the opera house!
- It's amazing!
- Says random rich man!
- Fantastic!
- According to my usher!
- One thumb up!
- Rated by Edgar after I paid him! Yes, it's back, for a limited time only! Who could forget such heart-felt lines as this?
- The war is not going well
- Now I hate you... yet I need you
- Or this stirring speach!
- Would you like some tea?
- I knew you would not give me up, even if your feelings changed
- Yes, 'Tea Time' is back! Presented in the orginal Townsfolkese the master playwrite penned it in! Now showing at the opera house!
*Back to the show*
- Welcome once again to The Dating Game! I'm your host, Prince Edward!
Audience: *cheering*
- So, whom do you find most attractive thus far?
- Well it's a tough call, we haven't been talking about attractive issues
- That's entirely up to you
- Right... So, ladies, if I were dressed in a barrel and smelling like fish, what would you do?
- I'd probably call the cops, what kind of freak are you?
- I agree with Mar-
- Ahem!
- -I mean, contestant one. What kind of fashion statement is a barrel?
- Ayla no mind smell. Ayla like strange garb!
- And do any of you have jealous boyfriends who would object to a friendly date with someone else?
- Well, I'm pretty sure I'm married...
- Ayla like Kino best! Kino no where around for long time, Ayla get lonely!
- No, I'm usually too busy with my inventions for that sort of thing. One day though...
- Here's one, what's your ideal date?
- Something fun, like a fair! We could fight a robot and get candy and eat someone's lunch, all sorts of great stuff!
- I don't know... maybe we could alter the time line or something neat like that
- Go fight! Fight, get strong, fight bad guys! Save people! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
- Get her down from the ceiling! Cue the commercials!
*Commercial Break*
- Leveling up got you down?
- Oh man, only fifty more fights and I'll reach level 12! ... I hate my life
- Fret no more!
- Here at the Cid Institute we have uncovered a startling revelation
- Everyone knows about the amusing 'Magic Pot'
- Gimme Elixir!
- But did you know that they can be easily defeated for loads of experiance points?
- That's right, all it requires is a single elixir meal
- What's that you say? Elixirs are hard to come by?
- No longer! We have made a breakthrough in item duplication
- Using secretive game glitches, we can produce an unlimited amount of elixirs to feed our Magic Pots!
- So come on down and boost your levels!
- Alright, level 25! Here I come, Chaos...!
*End of commercials*
- So, who will it be? Which lucky contestant will you pick?
- Wow, it's so hard to choose... can I ask one final question?
- By all means
- For all contestants: How would you defeat a giant space parasite which was devouring the planet?
- Oh, that's easy, I'd get Crono to do it
- I'd travel through time from the distant past to the far future, picking up friends and learning a lot about it, then confront it for a final showdown just as it rose to destroy life as we know it
- Lavos back? Lavos want fight?!
- No, NO! It's a theoretical question!
- Ayla stop Lavos! Ayla fight! *runs around beating up the camera crew and wrecking the set*
- Nooooo...!
- Ayla strong, Ayla win! *runs out of the studio*
- I like her
- *sob* It's all ruined...
- This was the best day yet! See you next time!
