Rag Millionaire - Day 6 Flea - And we're back - Yep, Edge finally sobered up - Quiet you - And Schala stopped blowing buildings apart - But not certain octopi... - I'll be good - And here we are at The Rotten Pizza. It's the roughest place around - What're you talking about? I come here all the time - He means it's notorious for serving villains and monsters - Well sure, but most of them are wusses... uh, not like me! - Did you ever pay Gilgamesh? - Of course not. I left that sucker pleading for mercy - Meaning? - Well I hid in the sewer until he gave up - I was curious, because he just came in - D'wah! *flees* - Heehee - I don't see Gilgamesh anywhere - Shh! - Guys? - Huh? What do you want? - Could we get on with this already? Today's the last day! I'm getting tired of these things - So where's your date? - I'm right here! - Flea? But you're a guy! - At least he looks like a girl - Yeah... but... - Probably better than the other way around - Look, a contract is a contract; it's just dinner - Just dinner?! No movie? No enchanting stroll along the beach? - Er... - I've never felt so cheated in my life! Except for that time Ozzie cheated me! - The date's really up to you, you know... - Or the time Crono and his friends beat me up... and the other time Crono and his friends beat me up... - You said you just wanted to get something to eat, so I figured this was it - And the other other time they beat me up... - ... - Sorry, what? - Are you done? - Of course! ... they only beat me up three times - Come on already, our viewers are falling asleep - I'm sure graphic depiction of us eating food is exactly what they crave - Couldn't hurt - So, what're ya'll havin? - Nimufu!? - That's me, hon. Something the matter? - Uh... no, it's nothing - You sure, sugah? Ya look kinda red - It's nothing! - Alright, if ya say so. What'll it be? - One hyper kabob with all the trimmings please - Commin right up! *rushes off* - I can't believe you'd make eyes at another woman on our date! - What do you mean 'another woman'? - Hey, that's a low blow! - Literally - Watch your mouth in the presence of a lady - I hope you're talking about Schala - How dare you! - Uh... here's your meal, dearies - C'mon, you're making a scene - *jumps up on the table* I AM NOT MAKING A SCENE! - ... - Kay, maybe a little - That's it, I'm out of here - Fine! Go! - *exits* - Hmph, men! - I'm speachless - Well at least something good came out of all this - Haha, burn! - Actually I meant the free hyper kebob; yum! Valvalis - Flea really needs a good shrink... - And now, here we are... walking down the street - ... - Not much is going on... oh, he's stopped - Edge, I think you like commentating a little too much - I've been doing this for three years now, I can't help myself - Do you have to follow me everywhere? - Of course. This is reality website... viewing... ness - Can't I have any time to myself? You even film me when I'm asleep - Are you kidding? Some of our best footage came from when you were asleep! - You don't mean...? - The dream? We all saw it! Really great material - That's it, you're fired! - You can't fire me...! - Of course I can... literally if you want - The union will hear about it! You won't get away with this! - Alright, forget it... I thought it'd shut you up - Hah, guess again! - No wonder you can't keep co-commentators for more than one event - What have I done to deserve this pain? - Meanwhile, Valvalis showed up! - *waves* - What the, how'd that happen? - Someone has to move this story along - Valvalis, hi! - Hi - So... why're you... ya know... evil? - For the groupies - sup? - sup? - sup? - Let's get yogurt! - Yay! - Yay! - Yay! - Yay! - Now we're walking along... searching for yogurt - *walk walk walk* - VOIP! *blasts Sandy* - Sandy, you look burnt... or dead... - *walk walk* - I miss... Sandy... - I have a crush on every boy - ARROWED! *shoots Cindy* - OW! My skin! - PUNT! *kicks Mindy away* - Dag, yo - Wanna date? - I think I have a chance with this guy - CHILDREN! *runs over Ragnarok* - What the heck was that?? - I have no idea ?????? - Ugh, did anyone get the license number? - Shake it off, champ! That's the spirit - Wait a minute, aren't we done? - That was everyone, all seventeen of them - No, there's someone else according to the program schedual - But that was everyone! Porom spit the food out, remember? - Uh... - Oh, that's right... Haha! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *laughs hysterically* - Woah, are you feeling ok Schala? - Something struck her funny - I'm just gonna be on my way now... later guys - Heeheeheeheehee...! - Come on, snap out of it - Bye...! - You -haha- can't go Ultros... you're the last date! - What?! - HAHAHAHA! - That's right! Ultros, you pigged out as soon as the buffet was served - Ultros? No... I am... Senor... uh... Sortlu! - I've sure learned my lesson... forcing people on dates will stick you with an octopus. Let that be today's moral - Don't let us hold you up, teehee! - I think you're enjoying this a little too much - I think I ate too much hyper kebob - So... uh... - I hate my life - Wanna play Super Duper Street Fighter Zero Z Alpha Omega Turbo 6? - SURE! Later... - MEGA HYPER ULTRA QUADRUPLE SPECIAL 485-HIT-COMBO FINAL FINISH!!!!!!!!!! - Aww man! How'd you get so good at this? - I'm an octopus... I'm good at everything - Well, Ultros... I've had fun - Me too, me too - ... - ... - But it wasn't a date! - So ends the dates... next time: the winner!
- And we're back
- Yep, Edge finally sobered up
- Quiet you
- And Schala stopped blowing buildings apart
- But not certain octopi...
- I'll be good
- And here we are at The Rotten Pizza. It's the roughest place around
- What're you talking about? I come here all the time
- He means it's notorious for serving villains and monsters
- Well sure, but most of them are wusses... uh, not like me!
- Did you ever pay Gilgamesh?
- Of course not. I left that sucker pleading for mercy
- Meaning?
- Well I hid in the sewer until he gave up
- I was curious, because he just came in
- D'wah! *flees*
- Heehee
- I don't see Gilgamesh anywhere
- Shh!
- Guys?
- Huh? What do you want?
- Could we get on with this already? Today's the last day! I'm getting tired of these things
- So where's your date?
- I'm right here!
- Flea? But you're a guy!
- At least he looks like a girl
- Yeah... but...
- Probably better than the other way around
- Look, a contract is a contract; it's just dinner
- Just dinner?! No movie? No enchanting stroll along the beach?
- Er...
- I've never felt so cheated in my life! Except for that time Ozzie cheated me!
- The date's really up to you, you know...
- Or the time Crono and his friends beat me up... and the other time Crono and his friends beat me up...
- You said you just wanted to get something to eat, so I figured this was it
- And the other other time they beat me up...
- ...
- Sorry, what?
- Are you done?
- Of course! ... they only beat me up three times
- Come on already, our viewers are falling asleep
- I'm sure graphic depiction of us eating food is exactly what they crave
- Couldn't hurt
- So, what're ya'll havin?
- Nimufu!?
- That's me, hon. Something the matter?
- Uh... no, it's nothing
- You sure, sugah? Ya look kinda red
- It's nothing!
- Alright, if ya say so. What'll it be?
- One hyper kabob with all the trimmings please
- Commin right up! *rushes off*
- I can't believe you'd make eyes at another woman on our date!
- What do you mean 'another woman'?
- Hey, that's a low blow!
- Literally
- Watch your mouth in the presence of a lady
- I hope you're talking about Schala
- How dare you!
- Uh... here's your meal, dearies
- C'mon, you're making a scene
- *jumps up on the table* I AM NOT MAKING A SCENE!
- Kay, maybe a little
- That's it, I'm out of here
- Fine! Go!
- *exits*
- Hmph, men!
- I'm speachless
- Well at least something good came out of all this
- Haha, burn!
- Actually I meant the free hyper kebob; yum!
- Flea really needs a good shrink...
- And now, here we are... walking down the street
- Not much is going on... oh, he's stopped
- Edge, I think you like commentating a little too much
- I've been doing this for three years now, I can't help myself
- Do you have to follow me everywhere?
- Of course. This is reality website... viewing... ness
- Can't I have any time to myself? You even film me when I'm asleep
- Are you kidding? Some of our best footage came from when you were asleep!
- You don't mean...?
- The dream? We all saw it! Really great material
- That's it, you're fired!
- You can't fire me...!
- Of course I can... literally if you want
- The union will hear about it! You won't get away with this!
- Alright, forget it... I thought it'd shut you up
- Hah, guess again!
- No wonder you can't keep co-commentators for more than one event
- What have I done to deserve this pain?
- Meanwhile, Valvalis showed up!
- *waves*
- What the, how'd that happen?
- Someone has to move this story along
- Valvalis, hi!
- Hi
- So... why're you... ya know... evil?
- For the groupies
- sup?
- Let's get yogurt!
- Yay!
- Now we're walking along... searching for yogurt
- *walk walk walk*
- VOIP! *blasts Sandy*
- Sandy, you look burnt... or dead...
- *walk walk*
- I miss... Sandy...
- I have a crush on every boy
- ARROWED! *shoots Cindy*
- OW! My skin!
- PUNT! *kicks Mindy away*
- Dag, yo
- Wanna date?
- I think I have a chance with this guy
- CHILDREN! *runs over Ragnarok*
- What the heck was that??
- I have no idea
- Ugh, did anyone get the license number?
- Shake it off, champ! That's the spirit
- Wait a minute, aren't we done?
- That was everyone, all seventeen of them
- No, there's someone else according to the program schedual
- But that was everyone! Porom spit the food out, remember?
- Uh...
- Oh, that's right... Haha! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *laughs hysterically*
- Woah, are you feeling ok Schala?
- Something struck her funny
- I'm just gonna be on my way now... later guys
- Heeheeheeheehee...!
- Come on, snap out of it
- Bye...!
- You -haha- can't go Ultros... you're the last date!
- What?!
- HAHAHAHA!
- That's right! Ultros, you pigged out as soon as the buffet was served
- Ultros? No... I am... Senor... uh... Sortlu!
- I've sure learned my lesson... forcing people on dates will stick you with an octopus. Let that be today's moral
- Don't let us hold you up, teehee!
- I think you're enjoying this a little too much
- I think I ate too much hyper kebob
- So... uh...
- I hate my life
- Wanna play Super Duper Street Fighter Zero Z Alpha Omega Turbo 6?
- SURE!
Later...
- MEGA HYPER ULTRA QUADRUPLE SPECIAL 485-HIT-COMBO FINAL FINISH!!!!!!!!!!
- Aww man! How'd you get so good at this?
- I'm an octopus... I'm good at everything
- Well, Ultros... I've had fun
- Me too, me too
- But it wasn't a date!
- So ends the dates... next time: the winner!
