- Welcome to the final episode of Rag Millionaire! - Thank the goddesses! - And we have a special bonus. Instead of actual content, we're going to review the entire series! - Just in case you missed the whole thing - Or have a really bad memory - So let's get started, Butz? - Here I am with the now familiar Ragnarok III - Hi - Let's take a stroll down memory lane, shall we? Tell us how things went with Rosa - Well... instead of going on a date with her, Cecil and Cecil decided to fight over her. Then she left with both of them - Good times, good times - Not really - Now let's hear from Porom and get Rosa's side of the story - Thanks Butz. Here I am with Queen Rosa - Hello there - Tell me, Rosa... what did you think of Ragnarok? - Whom? - They guy... you were supposed to date... remember? - I can't say that I do - Back to you Butz! - Amazing stuff. Now let's hear about Rydia - She tried to kill me - Rydia, is this true? - It was nothing personal, but someone's got to do something about Bahamut! He's a menace - Any thoughts on Garnet? - She's a crafty one, she got out of the date and went off to buy a new wardrobe - I must say, it's a very nice dress - I thank you for your keen observation skills. It is only fitting that a princess such as myself dress in proper attire. - What about Lenna? - As I recall, you ruined that date - Oh... haha... oh yeah... - Lenna? - Isn't Butz dreamy? *sighs happily* - How about Faris? - She got drunk and fell off the table - Arr, tis the code o' the pirates! - Everything you do seems to be - Yarr, I'm a proper pirate I am! - And Freya? - Schala blew up the café before things really got started - It was self defense! - Sure it was - I vow to steer clear of those two from now on - Didn't things go well with Daryl? - Aside from losing all my clothes, I guess... - I sold them back for half price though, I'm a lady - And - - Celes cast Ultima on me - Serves him right - But - - Terra used me as an example of what orphens shouldn't end up as - It worked too, they've been working very hard lately - And of course there's the- - No, there isn't. It was a dream! It's not my fault...! - Well how abo- - Flea? He's lost his marbles - The cad is no gentlemen, I'll say that much - Quit interrupting me! - These are all touchy subjects - I thought things went well with Valvalis - Mostly, until I was RUN OVER - Eeey! It was an accident - I've got more hot tips on how to look soo good - Finally there's Ultros - Not really... - Oh? - We played video games, and it was fun... but it was no date! - But you don't have any complaints - No, not as such - Ultros, care to comment? - I am the king of Super Duper Street Fighter Zero Z Alpha Omega Turbo 6! - And there you have it! The unquestionable winner of the competition: Ultros! - Dwah? - Congrats, Ultros - *giggles* - You're all crazy! I'm outta here! *runs out the door* - And so ends Rag Millionaire! The Third Annual Final Fantasy/Chrono Trigger Beauty Pageant! - Hey Butz, do I get any prize money for this? - Not really... - How about a trophy? - Nope - A tiara? A scepter? Anything?? - Can't say that you do - What a ripoff! - See you next year! The End
- Welcome to the final episode of Rag Millionaire!
- Thank the goddesses!
- And we have a special bonus. Instead of actual content, we're going to review the entire series!
- Just in case you missed the whole thing
- Or have a really bad memory
- So let's get started, Butz?
- Here I am with the now familiar Ragnarok III
- Hi
- Let's take a stroll down memory lane, shall we? Tell us how things went with Rosa
- Well... instead of going on a date with her, Cecil and Cecil decided to fight over her. Then she left with both of them
- Good times, good times
- Not really
- Now let's hear from Porom and get Rosa's side of the story
- Thanks Butz. Here I am with Queen Rosa
- Hello there
- Tell me, Rosa... what did you think of Ragnarok?
- Whom?
- They guy... you were supposed to date... remember?
- I can't say that I do
- Back to you Butz!
- Amazing stuff. Now let's hear about Rydia
- She tried to kill me
- Rydia, is this true?
- It was nothing personal, but someone's got to do something about Bahamut! He's a menace
- Any thoughts on Garnet?
- She's a crafty one, she got out of the date and went off to buy a new wardrobe
- I must say, it's a very nice dress
- I thank you for your keen observation skills. It is only fitting that a princess such as myself dress in proper attire.
- What about Lenna?
- As I recall, you ruined that date
- Oh... haha... oh yeah...
- Lenna?
- Isn't Butz dreamy? *sighs happily*
- How about Faris?
- She got drunk and fell off the table
- Arr, tis the code o' the pirates!
- Everything you do seems to be
- Yarr, I'm a proper pirate I am!
- And Freya?
- Schala blew up the café before things really got started
- It was self defense!
- Sure it was
- I vow to steer clear of those two from now on
- Didn't things go well with Daryl?
- Aside from losing all my clothes, I guess...
- I sold them back for half price though, I'm a lady
- And -
- Celes cast Ultima on me
- Serves him right
- But -
- Terra used me as an example of what orphens shouldn't end up as
- It worked too, they've been working very hard lately
- And of course there's the-
- No, there isn't. It was a dream! It's not my fault...!
- Well how abo-
- Flea? He's lost his marbles
- The cad is no gentlemen, I'll say that much
- Quit interrupting me!
- These are all touchy subjects
- I thought things went well with Valvalis
- Mostly, until I was RUN OVER
- Eeey! It was an accident
- I've got more hot tips on how to look soo good
- Finally there's Ultros
- Not really...
- Oh?
- We played video games, and it was fun... but it was no date!
- But you don't have any complaints
- No, not as such
- Ultros, care to comment?
- I am the king of Super Duper Street Fighter Zero Z Alpha Omega Turbo 6!
- And there you have it! The unquestionable winner of the competition: Ultros!
- Dwah?
- Congrats, Ultros
- *giggles*
- You're all crazy! I'm outta here! *runs out the door*
- And so ends Rag Millionaire! The Third Annual Final Fantasy/Chrono Trigger Beauty Pageant!
- Hey Butz, do I get any prize money for this?
- How about a trophy?
- Nope
- A tiara? A scepter? Anything??
- Can't say that you do
- What a ripoff!
- See you next year!