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- Welcome to the final episode of Rag Millionaire!

- Thank the goddesses!

- And we have a special bonus. Instead of actual content, we're going to review the entire series!

- Just in case you missed the whole thing

- Or have a really bad memory

- So let's get started, Butz?

- Here I am with the now familiar Ragnarok III

- Hi

- Let's take a stroll down memory lane, shall we? Tell us how things went with Rosa

- Well... instead of going on a date with her, Cecil and Cecil decided to fight over her. Then she left with both of them

- Good times, good times

- Not really

- Now let's hear from Porom and get Rosa's side of the story

- Thanks Butz. Here I am with Queen Rosa

- Hello there

- Tell me, Rosa... what did you think of Ragnarok?

- Whom?

- They guy... you were supposed to date... remember?

- I can't say that I do

- Back to you Butz!

- Amazing stuff. Now let's hear about Rydia

- She tried to kill me

- Rydia, is this true?

- It was nothing personal, but someone's got to do something about Bahamut! He's a menace

- Any thoughts on Garnet?

- She's a crafty one, she got out of the date and went off to buy a new wardrobe

- I must say, it's a very nice dress

- I thank you for your keen observation skills. It is only fitting that a princess such as myself dress in proper attire.

- What about Lenna?

- As I recall, you ruined that date

- Oh... haha... oh yeah...

- Lenna?

- Isn't Butz dreamy? *sighs happily*

- How about Faris?

- She got drunk and fell off the table

- Arr, tis the code o' the pirates!

- Everything you do seems to be

- Yarr, I'm a proper pirate I am!

- And Freya?

- Schala blew up the café before things really got started

- It was self defense!

- Sure it was

- I vow to steer clear of those two from now on

- Didn't things go well with Daryl?

- Aside from losing all my clothes, I guess...

- I sold them back for half price though, I'm a lady

- And -

- Celes cast Ultima on me

- Serves him right

- But -

- Terra used me as an example of what orphens shouldn't end up as

- It worked too, they've been working very hard lately

- And of course there's the-

- No, there isn't. It was a dream! It's not my fault...!

- Well how abo-

- Flea? He's lost his marbles

- The cad is no gentlemen, I'll say that much

- Quit interrupting me!

- These are all touchy subjects

- I thought things went well with Valvalis

- Mostly, until I was RUN OVER

- Eeey! It was an accident

- I've got more hot tips on how to look soo good

- Finally there's Ultros

- Not really...

- Oh?

- We played video games, and it was fun... but it was no date!

- But you don't have any complaints

- No, not as such

- Ultros, care to comment?

- I am the king of Super Duper Street Fighter Zero Z Alpha Omega Turbo 6!

- And there you have it! The unquestionable winner of the competition: Ultros!

- Dwah?

- Congrats, Ultros

- *giggles*

- You're all crazy! I'm outta here! *runs out the door*

- And so ends Rag Millionaire! The Third Annual Final Fantasy/Chrono Trigger Beauty Pageant!

- Hey Butz, do I get any prize money for this?

- Not really...

- How about a trophy?

- Nope

- A tiara? A scepter? Anything??

- Can't say that you do

- What a ripoff!

- See you next year!

The End

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