- Hello, and welcome to the special year three Final Fantasy/Chrono Trigger Beauty Pageant. I'm Edge, and with me in the commentating booth this year are Schala and Ultros - I'm just relieved I don't have to participate - Gwahahaha, it's great to be here! ... where's the food? - Things are a lot different this year. For one thing, it's next year already - They promised me food, all the food I could eat! - For another, it's not even a pageant this time - Let's go to Butz and Porom to find out a little more about things - Thankyou, Edge. We're standing here at the entrace of a luxurious- - Rundown - mansion- - Two story house - Ahem... several young women have been invited to vie for the heart of the propetier, an eligable and reportedly wealthy bachelor - Wealthy being a relative term - Uh, over to you, Edge - Thanks for that, Butz and Porom - Edge, I can't find the food! - A buffet is supposed to be served once our guests arrive, but I don't think you're allowed to- - Forget you guys, I'm there *runs off* - It looks like the first victims... I mean, guests, are arriving - Let's check back with Butz - The first few contestsants are here now, it's Rosa and Rydia - Hi, is this the place for the free food? - Sort of... - Either it is or it isn't, so which is it? - Dinner will be served shortly - Hello, I recieved an invitation promising free dinner at this address - What? Is that why everyone's coming? - Yup! - Ayla Hungry! Ayla want food! - But doesn't anyone care about the mysterious host? - Sure don't! - Dinner is served - Hey, Ultros is eating all the food! *rushes to the buffet* - Isn't anyone here to try and win the heart of the mysterious and rich guy that owns this dump? Anyone? - FOOD!! *rush to the buffet* - Wow, they're really pigging out - You're telling me, I only managed to eat five pies, eight pieces of cake and thirty-two cookies! - Oh, look! The charming man who has invited you all is coming down the stairs! - Forget it, they're not listening - Man, no wonder Locke refused this job - I'm gonna go dig in - Don't worry, this is all just the way I planned it - What do you mean? - Check the fine print on the back of the invitations - Crud, all the food's gone except for this cupcake - Attention ladies, thank you for sharing in my hospitality this evening. Now, please read what is written on the back of your invitations - "By eating any and all food, you are hereby required to go on at least one date with your generous host: Ragnarok III" - Gack! *spits out the cupcake* - What a dirty trick! - This can't be legal, can it? - At least it was good food - H-hey, wait a minute... I'm married! - This is disasterous, my reputation will be soiled if word gets out! - I don't think this is what General Leo was talking about at all - Ayla like food! What everyone talking about? - I didn't get an invitation, can I be exempt? - I don't mind an innocent date... Cloud might though - He might, but only if I was the one going on the date - Don't you guys ever give it a rest? - Oooo, I think I ate too much - Hey, I'm a GUY! - Arr, that be the code o' the pirates, arr, I accept - Well I don't, I'm no pirate! - I knew there was something fishy going on - Crono's not going to be happy about this - I'm afraid these are legally binding documents. I did it... for the good of the site! - Well, this was certainly a strange way of starting things off - Only he would need a legally binding contract to get a date - ... I think I'm in trouble - Uh, that's all for now, I guess; join us next time!
- Hello, and welcome to the special year three Final Fantasy/Chrono Trigger Beauty Pageant. I'm Edge, and with me in the commentating booth this year are Schala and Ultros
- I'm just relieved I don't have to participate
- Gwahahaha, it's great to be here! ... where's the food?
- Things are a lot different this year. For one thing, it's next year already
- They promised me food, all the food I could eat!
- For another, it's not even a pageant this time
- Let's go to Butz and Porom to find out a little more about things
- Thankyou, Edge. We're standing here at the entrace of a luxurious-
- Rundown
- mansion-
- Two story house
- Ahem... several young women have been invited to vie for the heart of the propetier, an eligable and reportedly wealthy bachelor
- Wealthy being a relative term
- Uh, over to you, Edge
- Thanks for that, Butz and Porom
- Edge, I can't find the food!
- A buffet is supposed to be served once our guests arrive, but I don't think you're allowed to-
- Forget you guys, I'm there *runs off*
- It looks like the first victims... I mean, guests, are arriving
- Let's check back with Butz
- The first few contestsants are here now, it's Rosa and Rydia
- Hi, is this the place for the free food?
- Sort of...
- Either it is or it isn't, so which is it?
- Dinner will be served shortly
- Hello, I recieved an invitation promising free dinner at this address
- What? Is that why everyone's coming?
- Yup!
- Ayla Hungry! Ayla want food!
- But doesn't anyone care about the mysterious host?
- Sure don't!
- Dinner is served
- Hey, Ultros is eating all the food! *rushes to the buffet*
- Isn't anyone here to try and win the heart of the mysterious and rich guy that owns this dump? Anyone?
- FOOD!! *rush to the buffet*
- Wow, they're really pigging out
- You're telling me, I only managed to eat five pies, eight pieces of cake and thirty-two cookies!
- Oh, look! The charming man who has invited you all is coming down the stairs!
- Forget it, they're not listening
- Man, no wonder Locke refused this job
- I'm gonna go dig in
- Don't worry, this is all just the way I planned it
- What do you mean?
- Check the fine print on the back of the invitations
- Crud, all the food's gone except for this cupcake
- Attention ladies, thank you for sharing in my hospitality this evening. Now, please read what is written on the back of your invitations
- "By eating any and all food, you are hereby required to go on at least one date with your generous host: Ragnarok III"
- Gack! *spits out the cupcake*
- What a dirty trick!
- This can't be legal, can it?
- At least it was good food
- H-hey, wait a minute... I'm married!
- This is disasterous, my reputation will be soiled if word gets out!
- I don't think this is what General Leo was talking about at all
- Ayla like food! What everyone talking about?
- I didn't get an invitation, can I be exempt?
- I don't mind an innocent date... Cloud might though
- He might, but only if I was the one going on the date
- Don't you guys ever give it a rest?
- Oooo, I think I ate too much
- Hey, I'm a GUY!
- Arr, that be the code o' the pirates, arr, I accept
- Well I don't, I'm no pirate!
- I knew there was something fishy going on
- Crono's not going to be happy about this
- I'm afraid these are legally binding documents. I did it... for the good of the site!
- Well, this was certainly a strange way of starting things off
- Only he would need a legally binding contract to get a date
- ... I think I'm in trouble
- Uh, that's all for now, I guess; join us next time!
