Monk-style Battle Royal (Thanks to Spoony Gundam for this request) The FF3 monk and FF1 Master sprites come from Laura's RPG Sprites Archive - Hello, this is Kappa; coming to you live from the scene of the first ever Monk Fighting Tournament! We'll be starting things off with an every man for himself battle royal. But first let's have a look at the fighters who will be taking part! - Hi! I'm a monk! - Yo, I'm a black belt. That means I'm really good. Yeah! - Ah-ha, but I'm a master, so I'm even better - Aw, poo - I am Yang, the karate man. Achoo! - Hey Yang, need a tissue? - What? That's just my war-cry! - I know, but I got all these useless tissues from the Battle Square... I can't even give them away - Ahem - Oh, right! I'm Sabin, master of the Blitz technique - You wish - Vargas? - That's right! I've been waiting a long time to get my revenge on you, Sabin... - Revenge for defeating you after you killed your own father and then attacked three uninvolved travellers? - ... Yes! Besides, I didn't kill Duncun - You couldn't even get that right, AND he chose you to be his successor anyway! - Shut up! - Woah, guys... let's save it for the fight! - Grr... - ... - Hi, I'm Lenna! Check out my funky monky hairdo! - Me Ayla! Ayla fight with hands! Ayla win competition! - Alright, now... let's get ready to rumble! - Vengence is at hand... Doom Fist! - Hah, same old trick! *pummels Vargas* - He... already taught you... that advanced... Blitz technique...?! - What're you talking about? It's the most basic Blitz there is - Hey, you're right! I'm not out of this fight yet...! - ACHOO! - I have fallen, avenge me master! - Hmph, come on then - Hi-yah! *punches Yang twice* - Oh-ho! You've got spirit, gwasshoppa - Uh, what? - Sorry, I don't know what came over me... - Things are really heating up now! The blackbelt is down, but the others all look fine... where's Ayla? - *crashes into the ground* Ayla... always... lose...! - Who did that? - MegaGato rampage! - Hey tin-man, I think you've come to the wrong place - MegaGato PUNCH! *smacks Lenna* - Eek...! - Yah! *punches MegaGato* OW! He's made of metal! - Well, yeah... - MEGAGATO GATLING GUNS! *opens fire* - Gack! - Urgh! - Yi-ee! - Argh...! - Rarr! *charges MegaGato* - MegaGato KICK! *punts him into orbit* - ... - ... - Urk... I'll be back! *escapes* - ... - ... - ... - ... - Winner: MegaGato - Monk...? Monk? .... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!!!!!? - MegaGato Flying Tackle! *slams Kappa* - Guwah...
- Hello, this is Kappa; coming to you live from the scene of the first ever Monk Fighting Tournament! We'll be starting things off with an every man for himself battle royal. But first let's have a look at the fighters who will be taking part!
- Hi! I'm a monk!
- Yo, I'm a black belt. That means I'm really good. Yeah!
- Ah-ha, but I'm a master, so I'm even better
- Aw, poo
- I am Yang, the karate man. Achoo!
- Hey Yang, need a tissue?
- What? That's just my war-cry!
- I know, but I got all these useless tissues from the Battle Square... I can't even give them away
- Ahem
- Oh, right! I'm Sabin, master of the Blitz technique
- You wish
- Vargas?
- That's right! I've been waiting a long time to get my revenge on you, Sabin...
- Revenge for defeating you after you killed your own father and then attacked three uninvolved travellers?
- ... Yes! Besides, I didn't kill Duncun
- You couldn't even get that right, AND he chose you to be his successor anyway!
- Shut up!
- Woah, guys... let's save it for the fight!
- Grr...
- ...
- Hi, I'm Lenna! Check out my funky monky hairdo!
- Me Ayla! Ayla fight with hands! Ayla win competition!
- Alright, now... let's get ready to rumble!
- Vengence is at hand... Doom Fist!
- Hah, same old trick! *pummels Vargas*
- He... already taught you... that advanced... Blitz technique...?!
- What're you talking about? It's the most basic Blitz there is
- Hey, you're right! I'm not out of this fight yet...!
- ACHOO!
- I have fallen, avenge me master!
- Hmph, come on then
- Hi-yah! *punches Yang twice*
- Oh-ho! You've got spirit, gwasshoppa
- Uh, what?
- Sorry, I don't know what came over me...
- Things are really heating up now! The blackbelt is down, but the others all look fine... where's Ayla?
- *crashes into the ground* Ayla... always... lose...!
- Who did that?
- MegaGato rampage!
- Hey tin-man, I think you've come to the wrong place
- MegaGato PUNCH! *smacks Lenna*
- Eek...!
- Yah! *punches MegaGato* OW! He's made of metal!
- Well, yeah...
- MEGAGATO GATLING GUNS! *opens fire*
- Gack!
- Urgh!
- Yi-ee!
- Argh...!
- Rarr! *charges MegaGato*
- MegaGato KICK! *punts him into orbit*
- Urk... I'll be back! *escapes*
- Winner: MegaGato
- Monk...? Monk? .... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!!!!!?
- MegaGato Flying Tackle! *slams Kappa*
- Guwah...
