Ozzie, Flea and Slash vs The Guardian : Ok then... in this corner: weighing... an undisclosed amount of pounds... The Guardian Robot from Final Fantasy 6! (A great game, for the most part) : Beep... bip! *engaging attack mode* : And in this corner: The original Monster Triple Tech; Slash, Flea and Ozzie! : ... : Wha... what?! Where are they? Why are you here? : *engaging defense mode* : You remember the beauty pagent? : Yes, why does everyone bring that up? : Do you remember Magus sucking a whole bunch of people up with his black hole attack? : Oh, that... hmm. : Did someone say my name? : Magus, good timing! Bring back those guys you sucked away! : Bring them back? I don't know how to do that... : When I ran this place, I never messed up a match quite like this : Beep... shut up! : *runs away crying* : Mwa ha! Ah... thank you. : Blip... it was fun. : Well, I'll be going then. : Not so fast, cast that spell of your's first. : BLACK HOLE! : *reaches in* Let's see here... ah! *pulls out Slash, Flea and Ozzie* : No Magus, don't do it!! I'll be good! : We didn't mean any harm! : I'm too beautiful to die! : ... : ... *whispers to Flea and Slash* I think he's falling for it. : Idiots! He sent you into a dimensional void a year ago! : Who're you? : Just keep quiet, you have to fight that robot over there. : Beep... I want attention. : I don't know what's going on, but we'll gladly destroy that thing! : It will be a gorgeous fight! : Yeah, and- hey, you stole that from Vega! : So? He hasn't used it for years... : So much talking... so... boring... zzz... : Now's our chance! : Monster Triple Tech! : *0 damage sustained* : What?! : hmm... : Hey, I found this book on the ground: The Guardian Robot Guide Book : So what's it say? : Zzz... : "The Guardian is completely indestructable in defense mode. In order to deal and sustain damage, it must change to attack mode." : Hmm, that must be this big button *pushes said button* : *engaging attack mode* : Flea Vest! : Slasher 2! : Ozzie Pants! : Beep! *attacks* : Gah! It didn't even wait for us to finish- : *attacks again* : It didn't let you fini- : *attacks once more* : This guy has no manners! Luckily I have my barrier. : What about us? : I'll deliver the eulogy. : *attacks with really strong stuff!* : Nooo...! *dies* : Curse... you... *dies as well* : What are you aiming at, fool? *counter attacks* : *defense mode engaged* : ... : ... : ... someone do something! : I can wait all day. : Blip... me too. : Well I can't! FIRE 3! : My barrier!? : BOLT 3! : Error... defense mode damaged... : Ozzie's... in a jam! : *attack mode* : Outta here! *disappears* : Well that wasn't very satisfying. *summons Ozzie back* : What the? : *attacks* : Nooooo! *dies* : Much better! Your winner... the Guardian Robot thing! : Blip... hahaha!
: Ok then... in this corner: weighing... an undisclosed amount of pounds... The Guardian Robot from Final Fantasy 6! (A great game, for the most part)
: Beep... bip! *engaging attack mode*
: And in this corner: The original Monster Triple Tech; Slash, Flea and Ozzie!
: ...
: Wha... what?! Where are they? Why are you here?
: *engaging defense mode*
: You remember the beauty pagent?
: Yes, why does everyone bring that up?
: Do you remember Magus sucking a whole bunch of people up with his black hole attack?
: Oh, that... hmm.
: Did someone say my name?
: Magus, good timing! Bring back those guys you sucked away!
: Bring them back? I don't know how to do that...
: When I ran this place, I never messed up a match quite like this
: Beep... shut up!
: *runs away crying*
: Mwa ha! Ah... thank you.
: Blip... it was fun.
: Well, I'll be going then.
: Not so fast, cast that spell of your's first.
: BLACK HOLE!
: *reaches in* Let's see here... ah! *pulls out Slash, Flea and Ozzie*
: No Magus, don't do it!! I'll be good!
: We didn't mean any harm!
: I'm too beautiful to die!
: ... *whispers to Flea and Slash* I think he's falling for it.
: Idiots! He sent you into a dimensional void a year ago!
: Who're you?
: Just keep quiet, you have to fight that robot over there.
: Beep... I want attention.
: I don't know what's going on, but we'll gladly destroy that thing!
: It will be a gorgeous fight!
: Yeah, and- hey, you stole that from Vega!
: So? He hasn't used it for years...
: So much talking... so... boring... zzz...
: Now's our chance!
: Monster Triple Tech!
: *0 damage sustained*
: What?!
: hmm...
: Hey, I found this book on the ground: The Guardian Robot Guide Book
: So what's it say?
: Zzz...
: "The Guardian is completely indestructable in defense mode. In order to deal and sustain damage, it must change to attack mode."
: Hmm, that must be this big button *pushes said button*
: *engaging attack mode*
: Flea Vest!
: Slasher 2!
: Ozzie Pants!
: Beep! *attacks*
: Gah! It didn't even wait for us to finish-
: *attacks again*
: It didn't let you fini-
: *attacks once more*
: This guy has no manners! Luckily I have my barrier.
: What about us?
: I'll deliver the eulogy.
: *attacks with really strong stuff!*
: Nooo...! *dies*
: Curse... you... *dies as well*
: What are you aiming at, fool? *counter attacks*
: *defense mode engaged*
: ... someone do something!
: I can wait all day.
: Blip... me too.
: Well I can't! FIRE 3!
: My barrier!?
: BOLT 3!
: Error... defense mode damaged...
: Ozzie's... in a jam!
: *attack mode*
: Outta here! *disappears*
: Well that wasn't very satisfying. *summons Ozzie back*
: What the?
: *attacks*
: Nooooo! *dies*
: Much better! Your winner... the Guardian Robot thing!
: Blip... hahaha!
