- Zzz...

- Ahem

- What? NO! What? I'm awake! Yes, hello!

- It's time for an update

- I just did one of those on Sunday, what do you want, an update every day? That's crazy talk

- No, it's time for a good update. One people might actually care about

- Oh yeah... those. Ok, what's next on the list?

- Page two, entry six:

Mega Gato Vs. Dr. Wiley and The Robot Masters (at least snake man)

I thought maybe we could develop the story line a little bit more. Dr. Wily creates a device to track Megaman, and comes up to Mega Gato who is part Megaman. Dr. Wily isn't so stupid this time however, and instead of fighting him alone brings up some of hi-

- STOP!

- What?

- Dr. Wily is always stupid, and he always uses the same predictable scheme. Anyway, I'm not doing anything Megagato related

- Why not?

- I, uh... I have big, mysterious plans for him. Yeah, that's it

- ... k. Next is from Ryu: Cloud and Alundra Vs. Dragon Quest Heros

- Who's Alundra?

- I don't know. Some RPG character?

- And what's Dragon Quest? Is it like Dragon Warrior? That had seven games, I can't fit all those guys in!

- So you aren't doing this one either?

- We'll do it quick like:

- KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND!!!

- Cloud wins!

- ...

- It was bound to end like that anyway. NEXT!

- Next is Alexandr, Bahamut, Maxim and Umaro Vs. Mega Gato, Squ-

- NEXT!!

- At least let me finish

- Ok

- Squall and...

- NEXT!!!!!!

- From Squall: Seifer Vs. Cecil(s) and Squall Vs. Kefka

- Kefka is a statue now, I don't have a sprite of Seifer, I don't have a good sprite of Squall and the additional comments read "This ahs got to be a good fight if i dont know what is"

- Look, are you just going to make up excuses to get out of doing all these requests?

- Just the ones I don't like

- We'll have a riot on our hands

- Fine, fine, I'll do the next one, no matter what it is

- Good. From Deathscythe: Edward Vs. Imp

- Imp?

- ... one of those FF6 ones, I think

- Ah

- "Additional Comments : The battle of the century! ...if the site ever gets updated, of course."

- The irony is that this request was probably made over a year ago, YANG!

- Yessir?

- Find me... an imp!

- Right away sir! *flies off*

- Ms. Schala, make a note: Yang has super saiyin powers

- (That's it, he's finally lost his mind) Whatever you say

- While we're waiting, who else has made requests?

- Valn wants Cloud, Squall and Zidane to fight over Garnet

- Done

- OMNISLASH!

- Oh no, Zidane! *summons*

- MEGAFLARE!

- I DIE!

- Winner: Garnet

- Keep your hands off my monkey

- Somehow, skipping the initial parts of the fight seems like a bad idea

- We have to make up for lost time! Next!

- Reaper X: Master Pug and Cactrot Vs. Megaga-

- What'd I say about Megagato?

- Half the requests want Megagato!

- Oh yeah? How about... THIS!

- *explodes!*

- HAHAHAHAHA!!!

- Right, no more Megagato requests

- Of course that didn't really happen, Megagato has a super secret mysterious purpose

- (He's mad, he's mad as a hatter) Moving on, Andrew wants to see Cloud, Nina, Aeri-

- KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND!!!

- Cloud's team wins!

- And he also wants Cloud, Celes, Ter-

OMNISLASH!

- Cloud wins again!!

- ...

- Well he was ultra powerful, and the notes say he was at level 99 and had his ultimate weapon

- Psylocke would like to see General Leo vs. Aerith

- Hmm, two well liked characters with numerous false resurrection theories, interesting that

- So will you do it?

- Sure! Just as soon as I figure out how to ressurect them

- *sigh*

- No, really, put that down as a 'for sure'

- Psylocke also requests Marle Vs. Celes

- "Maybe Schala could show up and turn someone pink..."

- I turn people pink all the time, you know

- Oh, I know far too well

- So are you doing that one?

- Would it require fixing up pink Marle and Celes sprites?

- Probably

- I'll think about it

- Also from Psylocke...

- Maybe I should have asked for people to put in one request at a time

- You haven't seen Dark God's page full yet

- *sigh*

- Anyway, the next one was Tifa Vs. Ayla

Additonal comments: I'm wondering if Ayla can actually win a fight at this point...her Triple Kick is cool! ...and can a FF7 char. actually win WITHOUT limit breaking (or using Knights of the Round...*lol*)...it'd be an interesting challenge!

- You know, that makes me feel bad about all those Cloud victories...

- Ayla's never won a fight?

- ... I blame her dino tail, it's fairly useless. Ok, put that one down, I'll do it

- Two more from Psylocke: Quina Vs. Belome and Sion (from The Bouncer) Vs. Cloud

- Belome is that dog from Mario RPG, right? He eats people

- And Quina eats things too

- Quina makes a lovely dinner and Belome becomes his friend

- You aren't even going to write it out?

- Do you see a Belome sprite anywhere?

- What about Sion Vs. Clo-

- LIMIT BREAK! OMNIS- I mean.. uh... *just stabs Sion with the Buster sword*

- Cloud wins!

- He always does

- Do you see a Sion sprite either?

- It's your site, you can handle the hate mail yourself

- Next!

- Rancher wants to see a chocobo Vs. Yoshi

- While I have no real problem with this request, what's with the comments?

- "Yoshi has his powers from SSBM with a few weapons at his disposal and Chocobo has Black / White Magic (Summons optional)"

- A red mage Chocobo? Honestly, that just doesn't work. If I'm using Yoshi, it's only because he appeared in Mario RPG where his only ability is cookie eating and running to a beat

- So are you doing it or not?

- If someone wants to send me a good Yoshi sprite

- Next up God Slap wants to see the original fiends of magic from FF1 vs. the elemental fiends from FF4

- Hmm.

- I return!

- Yang, have you found an imp yet?

- Aye, here he be!

- Imp-imp, imp!

- No no, I need the other kind of imp; the one from FF6

- Sir, I shall not fail you again! *teleports*

- I probably should have specified from the beginning

- What do we do?

- Give the imp a hard blow! (Points to anyone who gets that particular reference)

- About the fiends

- What fiends?

- The four fiends against the other four fiends

- There aren't any fiends

- But...

- Now the planet will be exploding shortly, which will unfortunatly kill all the fiends. (Points to anyone who gets that particular reference)

- THAT'S IT! I QUIT!

- You can't quit... you're fired!

- I am? *bursts into tears*

- Sorry, that was a reflex action

- *cries*

- I think the stress is getting to you, take the rest of the day off, ok?

- With pay?

- Of course not

- *cries more*

- Alright, with pay!

- YAY! *prances away*

- Now where's that imp?

- IMP! Imp-imp!

- *HARD BLOW!*

- *dies*

- I'll just take a quick nap until Yang gets back... Zzz...