- Zzz... so many emails... Zzz... so few good em-

- HEY!

- Oh, Chancellor! What happend to Schala?

- She's a bit, uh, tied up. Don't worry, I brought all the current requests with me

- Ok, let's hear 'em

- MaxxMaverick wants to see a rematch between Cloud and Mario

- Why?

- He says "MAKE CLOUD WIN!!"

- That'd be cheating, I can't do that

- Well, he follows it up with a threat

- Oh?

- "I'LL SEND MY ELITE SQUAD OF CIDS TO KILL YOU!!!"

- Hmm...

- Sounds pretty serious

- I'm not worried and I don't respond well to threats, I shall not do this request

- If that's how you feel. Next is Terra Vs Sin, from Duke

- Unfortunatly I don't have a sprite of sin

- So you won't be doing this one either?

- Nope, it's not within my ability. Besides, Terra would be overmatched, wouldn't she?

- He says Terra has to win

- That kind of defeats the purpose of fighting, doesn't it?

- You'd think so

- Next!

- Otaku_Otacon wants to see Terra fight Sephiroth

- Don't I have a "No Sephiroth" rule?

- I believe that you do

- Why can't anyone pay attention to my rules?

- Because Sephiroth's popular

- Blargh... here:

- LIGHTNING 3!

- ARGH! *takes 9999 damage and dies*

- Winner: Sephiroth

- You don't have to do the fights like that

- No, but it sure is easier! What else do we have?

- RedGod wants to see Edward Vs the Kefka Statue

- Comments: No TOWER OF KEFKA!

- Uhm... ok

- ...

- I am not a statue

- Winner: Edward

- Moving on, Rostin Kari wants to see Sephiroth Vs Magus

- "And no magic, just physical attacks."

- Grr

- *slashes Sephiroth*

- *0 damage*

- Well crud

- *punches Magus*

- *9999 damage*

- Winner: Sephiroth (note the trend)

- I'm sure they'll get the message

- What else do we have?

- Pheonix requests Kappa Vs Garland and Guardian

- Neat, I can do that one

- Ahem

- What?

- I am a very high ranking official in the SPCI

- Ohhh... yeah...

- So no, you can't do that one

- *sigh* Fine, I won't...

- Good. Here's one from anonumus

- I think they mean anonymous

- Ah. The request is "all good guys Vs all Bad guys"

- Uhm... this is as close as you're going to get

- Aaron requests Celes against Edgar

- Wow, a normal request

- Well, almost...

- Comments: What would happen if Celes caught Edgar staring at her no-no zone?

- ... her what?

- "no-no zone"

- ... let's just ignore that part

- Good idea

- So I'll do a nice, family oriented Celes/Edgar fight. What's next?

- FatherBrain wants to see "The unspeakable thing.... MG" fighting "Megaga... MegaGlenn"

- Mega... Glenn?

- I don't think he was serious about that part

- No problem then, I did that one already

- But there's additional comments

- Comments: Make it good!

- Whoops... well, too late now. Haha!

- Kage_Tsuwamono requests FF1 Fighter, Cloud and Zidane against FF1 Black Mage, Terra and Dagger

- Comments: You can finally settle that debate about which is stronger, swords or magic. Swords here, all the way. BTW, group 1 is swords.

- But... Zidane uses daggers...

- And double bladed sticks

- I'll do it, but I don't think it'll be ending any debates

- Skirn would like Rydia to fight Granite

- ... what? Like, rocks?

- Comments: I just think it'd would be funny to watch 2 summoners fight...Mainly because they'll both just summon Bahamut >=)

- I think he means Garnet

- Ooooh. Well, sure, I'll do that one

- Crono requests Cloud Vs Cloud

- Crono, get in here!

- ....

- Haven't we already had enough crazy time warp fights?

- ..

- Well I say we have! ULTIMA!

- ...

- Whew, that feels better

- You aren't done yet. Aaron has another request: Cain Vs CeciI (paIadin)

- Comments: I thought this wouId be a good fight. If my typing Ioocs weird it's because some of the ceys on my ceyboard aren't worcing.

- I'll agree to do this fight, despite the absence of k's and l's

- How very gracious of you

- I know, isn't it?

- And you fail to notice sarcasm as well

- I sure do!

- eIC requests a rabite battle royal

- Comments: Battle of the diff colour rabite of SD3

- I'd do this, except it's obvious the dark rabite would win, hands down

- Plus you didn't play SD3

- There's that too

- From Infinite dismissal 1973: Locke Vs Leprachaun

- Leprachaun?

- Comments: Playing the part of leprachaun: GOGO!

- So, is it supposed to be a generic leprachaun or what?

- I have no idea

- Let's assume so and I'll do it

- Lovely. Now one from Cecil Beoulve

- Ah, Cecil; it's been a long time since I've had a request from him

- Magic Urn (FF6) Vs Kefka's Statue

- I sense an alterior motive here

- Are you going to do it?

- Sure!

- ...

- *uses cure 3 on Kefka*

- ... *gains 0 health*

- Winner: Magic Urn!

- I don't think that's what he wanted

- It's safer this way

- You're not very good at this

- Why thank you

- Moving along... Duke requests 'Kelfka' Vs Ragnarok

- Comments: a sequal to gom's story

- I... did that. Ages ago. It's right here

- Also from Duke: Frog Vs MegaGato

- Comments: come on youve got to give it a better ending than that. I mean come on...

- No I don't! *peace sign* I'm sorry if you didn't like it... *sad face*

- Another of Dukes...

- He doesn't give up easily

- Bahamut Vs Butz

- Well, I can do that... I suppose

- Comments: make it more than bahamut eatin him aight

- Foiled again

- Will you do it or not?

- I will, somehow

- Gilgamesh wants to see Edward Vs Kino

- Kino's gone missing

- What?

- He vanished... you know... after he was mauled to death several times. Otherwise I'd do it, honest

- Sure you would

- Comments: Well, if you are so bored that you want to make even more fights, I suggest Magus vs Exdeath, plus Edge vs Reno.

- Those sound good, I'll do both of them

- And finally: Supreme Flare would like to see you fight Kefka

- Additional comments: Just petrifying him?! GOD @#$@ DAMMIT! KILL THE LUNATIC! How bout... a new competitor? Say,... GOGO-KEFKA STYLE?

- Gee wiz, why isn't petrification enough?

- Someone's blood-thirsty

- But the beauty of petrification means he can't come back. If I killed him he'd go into the void. Then he'd be free to torment me again

- So, no go?

- Definitly not

- Ok, that's it

- Finally!

- Oh, there's one more thing...

- What?

- Well I was wondering, what would happen if you were unable to update the site

- It'd probably stagnate until I came back, it's happend before

- Maybe you should have a backup plan

- Like what?

- You could leave someone else in charge if you were incapable of doing the job yourself

- Well, I guess I could put Sephiroth in charge agai-

- How about... oh, I don't know... me?

- You?

- Sure! Just sign this legally binding contract

- Hi!

- I'm not sure if this is a good idea

- I'll give you a cookie

- Cookie?! You got it! *signs the contract*

- Bwahahahaha-

- Uhm...?

- I was just... thinking about something funny

- Can I have my cookie now?

- Sure

- Yay!

- Now where was I? Oh yes, -hahahaha!!!

- Mmm, cookie