- Hello, and welcome to a special edition of The Battle Arena. Today we will have a number of very short fights, which I call: The Chancellor's Really Quick Fights Extravaganza! Let's get started. Bahamut Vs Cid (Requested by Aaron) - When will people learn? I can't be beaten! - What about that time you tangled with Cyan? - Shut up, you - PEEP! Weakness: Mallets - Wow, really?! - Of course not, you fool *eats Cid* - Winner: Bahamut Chancellor Vs Schala (Requested anonymously) - Hello Schala, someone wants to see us fight - Ok... - Winner: Me - That's not fair! - I judged it to be, hwah-hwah-hwah! Chupon Vs A Chocobo and a Moogle (Requested by Otaku Otacon) - Wark! - Kupo! - ACHOO! *sneezes the chocobo and moogle away* - Winner: Chupon - ... I need a hanky A Black Mage Vs A White Mage (Requested by both Aaron and Crono) - Flare! - Cure 4! - Bolt 3! - Cure 3! - Ice 2! - Cure 2! - Fire! - Cure! - ... I'm outta mp - Me too - Winner: Draw Sephiroth Vs Himself (Requested by SephirothFan386) - Is this another one of those clone/alternate dimension/time travel things? - Nope, it's just one of you - ... then I win - Winner: Sephiroth Crono, Marle and Lucca Vs Orlandu (Requested by Gurasola) - Holy Explosion! - Gack...! - *attacks with Spin Cut* - *casts Flare* - *attacks Crono with Night Sword* - ...! - Fire 2! - Lightning Stab! - Argh... - Well that was dull. Winner: Orlandu Cloud Vs Crono (Requested by Cloud Strife) - Omnislash! - ..!! - Winner: Cloud Mog Vs Interceptor (Requested by Ryan) - Grr... woof woof! *attacks* - Hey! Is that my torso you're eating? It is! My precious torso! - Winner: Interceptor - Woof *licks chops* Cloud Vs Squall (Requested by Aaron) - Knights of the Round!!!! - Whatever *dies* - Winner: Cloud... again - Yay! Squall Vs Seifer (Requested by HyperKnux) - I'm Seifer... uh, you chickenwuss - Whatever - Winner: Who cares?! Terra Vs Reno (Requested by Strange person) - Hi - Merton! Ultima! - I die! - Winner: Terra Ayla Vs Kefka (Requested by Blue Eyes) - ... - Ayla fight! *headbutts the Kefka statue* - *takes 0 damage* - Head... hurt... much... *KO'd* - Winner: Kefka - ... - And that's the end of that! I hope you had fun, I know I did
- Hello, and welcome to a special edition of The Battle Arena. Today we will have a number of very short fights, which I call: The Chancellor's Really Quick Fights Extravaganza! Let's get started.
Bahamut Vs Cid
- When will people learn? I can't be beaten!
- What about that time you tangled with Cyan?
- Shut up, you
- PEEP!
Weakness: Mallets
- Wow, really?!
- Of course not, you fool *eats Cid*
- Winner: Bahamut
Chancellor Vs Schala
- Hello Schala, someone wants to see us fight
- Ok...
- Winner: Me
- That's not fair!
- I judged it to be, hwah-hwah-hwah!
Chupon Vs A Chocobo and a Moogle
- Wark!
- Kupo!
- ACHOO! *sneezes the chocobo and moogle away*
- Winner: Chupon
- ... I need a hanky
A Black Mage Vs A White Mage
- Flare!
- Cure 4!
- Bolt 3!
- Cure 3!
- Ice 2!
- Cure 2!
- Fire!
- Cure!
- ... I'm outta mp
- Me too
- Winner: Draw
Sephiroth Vs Himself
- Is this another one of those clone/alternate dimension/time travel things?
- Nope, it's just one of you
- ... then I win
- Winner: Sephiroth
Crono, Marle and Lucca Vs Orlandu
- Holy Explosion!
- Gack...!
- *attacks with Spin Cut*
- *casts Flare*
- *attacks Crono with Night Sword*
- ...!
- Fire 2!
- Lightning Stab!
- Argh...
- Well that was dull. Winner: Orlandu
Cloud Vs Crono
- Omnislash!
- ..!!
- Winner: Cloud
Mog Vs Interceptor
- Grr... woof woof! *attacks*
- Hey! Is that my torso you're eating? It is! My precious torso!
- Winner: Interceptor
- Woof *licks chops*
Cloud Vs Squall
- Knights of the Round!!!!
- Whatever *dies*
- Winner: Cloud... again
- Yay!
Squall Vs Seifer
- I'm Seifer... uh, you chickenwuss
- Whatever
- Winner: Who cares?!
Terra Vs Reno
- Hi
- Merton! Ultima!
- I die!
- Winner: Terra
Ayla Vs Kefka
- ...
- Ayla fight! *headbutts the Kefka statue*
- *takes 0 damage*
- Head... hurt... much... *KO'd*
- Winner: Kefka
- And that's the end of that! I hope you had fun, I know I did
