Relm vs Porom

: Finally! I'll have my revenge!

: What?

: I said "Finally! I'll have my-"

: Yeah yeah, I heard you; but what are you talking about?

: What, you don't remember? This!

: This?

: The link! You click on the link to see

: Wha...?

: Oh just forget it!

: Ok... Begins to wander off

: I meant about the revenge! I'm still going to fight you

: ... right?

: Are you even paying attention?

: Not really, where'd my mustache go?

: Huh?

: Help me look!

: For?

: My mustache

: But... you're... like... young, and female too

: Are you going to look or not?

: Look, we're wasting a lot of time here...

: I bet if you lost something like that dumb cape, you'd want me to help look for it

: Dumb cape?!! It's a great cape!

: Yeah, you see? If it were lost you'd-

: POW!!

: Ow!!

Crowd: Finally!

: Where'd you people come from?

Crowd: Uhhh... Go Porom Go! Go Porom Go!

: Yeah! Pow!

: Stop it...!

: But I'm winning!

: cries

Crowd: Awww....! Boo Porom! Boo!

: What? How can you turn on me because of poor acting?

: Hits Porom with a chair

Crowd: Yay!!! Chair!

: ...

: I win!

Crowd: Cheers

: Not so fast!

Crowd: Gasps

: Wha-t?

: I'm not doing this for other people's entertainment!! Kills the crowd

Crowd: Aieee!! Dies

: This is getting out of hand...

Judge: I don't even know what's going on anymore...

: I just hate a bunch of morons who cheer for idiots!

Judge: This whole thing's falling apart, I'm tired and I'm not doing anymore of this today!

: But you said you'd get these done on the weekend... and this is just the second!

Judge: Quiet! Relm disappears in a burst of flames

: Uh.... I love you?

Winner: Porom