Rydia Vs Edge (Requested by both Phoenix and Milla) - Ho hum, I wish I could find someone really handsome - Look no futher! - Oh, hi Edge - How's it going? - Fine, I guess - Enough small talk! Rydia, marry me! - What?! - This is your only chance, baby - Are you pulling a Locke, or what? - No no no, it's not like that - Then what? - There's girls lined up for the chance, but I thought I'd give you a special opportunity - Hah, you're so full of yourself - I'm supposed to find myself a queen and secure an heir to Eblan - Uh huh - As soon as the word got out, we were under siege by all the hottest girls - What's that got to do with me? - Stop being so difficult - Me? Did it ever occur to you that there might be a better way to win someone's affections than "Hey, marry me"? - Sure, but who's got time for that? I feel like we've wasted years getting this far. Besides, it seems to be the style round here - *sigh* - Hey, if you'd rather spend your life alone, whatever. I'll pick one of the other girls, no prob - That's IT! - Uh oh - Lit 3! - Yeeouch! - Learned your lesson yet? - What lesson? - Grrr! - Hey, why didn't you say you wanted to spar in the first place? Blitz! - Ack! You think this is the way to a girl's heart? - Nah, we're past that now, babe - We certainly are...! VIRUS! - Argh! FLAME! - Was it flame? I'll show you how - Yeah, that's original - NUKE! - Yeeargh! - And that is that - You know - Wha? - Does nuke even count as a fire based attack? - ... look, it doesn't matter ok? - I don't think it counts - Don't make me summon Bahamut - No, don't do it! It never works out for you anyway - It certainly won't work out for you - Hi - Crap - Bahamut? But I didn't even call you yet! - Yeah I know, but we can all see where this is headed - SPOOOOOOOON! *throws his spoon at Bahamut* - WHAT?! - Hah, got ya! - ... - Uh, this is the part where you die - Why? It only did 9999 damage - That's usually enough - Not this time, buddy. MEGAFLARE! - Yeaargh! - Winner: Bahamut - Hey, I'm still here you know - Oh, right - This'll teach you to obey my commands: METEO! - Well that's another 9999... is that the best you humans can do? - Pretty much - How unfortunate for you. MEGAFLARE! Again! - Urk! - Winner: Bahamut. For real this time - I never get tired of doing that
Rydia Vs Edge
- Ho hum, I wish I could find someone really handsome
- Look no futher!
- Oh, hi Edge
- How's it going?
- Fine, I guess
- Enough small talk! Rydia, marry me!
- What?!
- This is your only chance, baby
- Are you pulling a Locke, or what?
- No no no, it's not like that
- Then what?
- There's girls lined up for the chance, but I thought I'd give you a special opportunity
- Hah, you're so full of yourself
- I'm supposed to find myself a queen and secure an heir to Eblan
- Uh huh
- As soon as the word got out, we were under siege by all the hottest girls
- What's that got to do with me?
- Stop being so difficult
- Me? Did it ever occur to you that there might be a better way to win someone's affections than "Hey, marry me"?
- Sure, but who's got time for that? I feel like we've wasted years getting this far. Besides, it seems to be the style round here
- *sigh*
- Hey, if you'd rather spend your life alone, whatever. I'll pick one of the other girls, no prob
- That's IT!
- Uh oh
- Lit 3!
- Yeeouch!
- Learned your lesson yet?
- What lesson?
- Grrr!
- Hey, why didn't you say you wanted to spar in the first place? Blitz!
- Ack! You think this is the way to a girl's heart?
- Nah, we're past that now, babe
- We certainly are...! VIRUS!
- Argh! FLAME!
- Was it flame? I'll show you how
- Yeah, that's original
- NUKE!
- Yeeargh!
- And that is that
- You know
- Wha?
- Does nuke even count as a fire based attack?
- ... look, it doesn't matter ok?
- I don't think it counts
- Don't make me summon Bahamut
- No, don't do it! It never works out for you anyway
- It certainly won't work out for you
- Hi
- Crap
- Bahamut? But I didn't even call you yet!
- Yeah I know, but we can all see where this is headed
- SPOOOOOOOON! *throws his spoon at Bahamut*
- WHAT?!
- Hah, got ya!
- ...
- Uh, this is the part where you die
- Why? It only did 9999 damage
- That's usually enough
- Not this time, buddy. MEGAFLARE!
- Yeaargh!
- Winner: Bahamut
- Hey, I'm still here you know
- Oh, right
- This'll teach you to obey my commands: METEO!
- Well that's another 9999... is that the best you humans can do?
- Pretty much
- How unfortunate for you. MEGAFLARE! Again!
- Urk!
- Winner: Bahamut. For real this time
- I never get tired of doing that
