Tifa Vs. Sabin

: Where did Cloud go? And Aerith's gone... I've got a bad feeling about this

: La la la...

: You...!

: Me?

: Have you seen Aerith? Or Cloud??

: Aerith? I don't think so... as for clouds, they're all over the place! *points at the sky*

: Not clouds, you dolt! Cloud!

: Hey now, no need to get nasty. You're looking for a particular cloud?

: Yes!

: Well ok, what's it look like?

: He, not it; he's got spiky yellow hair...

: Like lightning?

: Ok, I'm only gonna say this once, it's a guy named Cloud, not an actual cloud!

: Alright, alright; don't throw a fit

: Grr, well you obviously can't help me, so just get out of my way

: Wait, is Cloud the guy with the spiky yellow hair and the really big sword, blue suit and weird eyes?

: Yes! That's him!

: Never saw him in my life

: That's enough! *punches Sabin*

: Agh! That's a pretty strong punch for a little girl like you

: Little?!

: Well in most places, gwa ha ha!

: You're really asking for it

: I know... what's come over me?

: Mwa, ha! Uncouth syrup! Works every time

: ... that's pretty lame

: Ok, just pretend I didn't say anything

: Righty-O

: Punk, you're going down!

: Not today, and not to you

: *charges and kicks Sabin in the shin*

: Ugh, that's about all I'm going to take from you! PUMMEL! *pummels Tifa*

: Ouch! *equips the 2x cut materia*

: Do you think a marbel in your glove is gonna make you hit harder?

: Not harder, just more *attacks twice in a row*

: Ack... what sorta crazy rule is that? SUPLEX! *suplexes Tifa*

: *LIMIT BREAKS*

: What the?

: Beat Rush! *pummels Sabin* Somersault! *flip kicks him*

: Ow! Wha-

: Water Kick! *kicks Sabin with water* Meteordive! *picks Sabin up and slams him into the ground*

: Stop... plea-

: Dolphin Blow! *hits Sabin with... a dolphin* Meteor Strike! *grabs Sabin, jumps up and smashes him down*

: Mommy...!

: FINAL.. HEAVEN! *charges up power and punches Sabin, causing a huge explosion*

: ...

: Wow...

: Opuk...

: What are you two looking at?

: *runs*

: Uh, nothing! You're the winner!

: But where's Cloud?

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