: ... Well, it wasn't three months this year, at least; welcome back for the finale of the Second Annual Chrono Trigger and Final Fantasy Beauty Pageant, the coronation of this year's winner!

: At long last... ok, who's the winner?

: uh...

: What?

: Well, you see...

: Do you have a winner or not??

: Not as such

: It took you over a month to end up without a winner?!?!!?!

: Yup

: You're the judge, you're supposed to just pick someone!

: Well there's us five judges, and we each picked five different contestants

: Who was voted for?

: Terra, Cara, Aerith, Garnet and Rosa

: Yay!

: I only got one vote? Well at least Celes didn't get any

: I am honored simply to be amongst those chosen

: Hehe, I guess I translate to sprite form better than Tifa

: Whoever voted for me better not have based it just on my esper form...

: How about we have them fight it out?

: What's that have to do with beauty? This is a pageant, not mudwrestling

: Yeah, too bad...

: Well, you're in charge, what do we do?

: Ok, ok, I'll just pick one of them at random; that's as fair as it's going to get

: Since when has Kefka cared what was fair?

: ...

: Ok, Aerith

: How was that random?

: ... it just was

: No one's going to be happy with that

: No one's going to be happy no matter what

: *jumps on Kefka*

: Ack! NOOOO!! Don't kill me!!!!!!!

: OPUK!! *smacks Kefka and runs away*

: ... ouch

: That Elgoom scares me...

: Maybe, but he's right!

: Wha?

: What do I care about making people happy? In fact, I'm going to make sure no one is happy at all, the winner of the pageant is Fujin from Final Fantasy Eight!

Everyone: WHAT?!

: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! This is my domain, my word is law!

: He can't do this to me! I was so close... all my work... Kefka, you die for this!!!

: First cutting short my song, and now breaking the most basic rules of this pageant, indeed; he must pay

: I don't care about winning, but this just isn't right

: And to award the win to an FF8 character; that's just too low!

: Kefka, we're sending you back where you belong, the void!

: Mwe-hehe! You're opposing me? Then I finally have an excuse to get rid of you nuisances! GONER!!

: ...

: ugh...

: ouchie

: gah

*Garnet was thrown far far away so that you can't see her anymore*

: Ahhh, I feel so much better now

: I'm glad I kept my mouth shut...

: OK, let's do this! Fujin, get up here

: HELLO

: Good, you're our winner! Congrats and all that junk

: HAPPY

: I bet you are; now look extra pretty for the auddiance

: KAWAII

: Quite. Now, finally; we've completed this inane performance, bye!

: Well... I guess that's it... send all complaints to Kefka

: Make sure to send them to my new address: this@is.fake

: Wait, Kefka!

: What is it now?

: You've made a mockery of this pageant and this site!

: It was a mockery to begin with

: Yeah... but still! I won't let you ruin anything else!

: Mwa, ha! Sure, now that all the work is done, you want to take over again

: That's right

: You had your chance, get out of my sight while yet you live

: Kef-

: SILENCE! *smacks*

: argh...

: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

: MWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

The End...?