: Well... come on, you're late as it is

: Hello everyone... Welcome to the second annual Final Fantasy/Chrono Trigger Beauty Pageant! I'm your host, Kefka Palazzio and-

: How come it's just FF and CT characters? What about us other RPG girls?

: Don't interrupt! I'm not changing the name, it's already up there at the top, so get lost!

: Well what about Chrono Cross characters? It's the sequel to Chrono Trigger

: *whack!* Quiet! Come back next year or something; I've got too many people registered as it is

: Oi!

: Mwahahahahahahaha!

Meanwhile...

: Tra la la...

: Well well, what do we have here?

: Uh...?

: Why yes, it's last year's winner; what have you planned to make us look like fools this year??

: Hey, I didn't tell you to shoot that guy...!

: And I suppose you didn't sabotage my robot either, a likely story!

: It's really not fair to blame me-

: -just because you're responsible!

: What's all this yelling in here?

: Don't worry, we were just leaving

: Good luck this year, Celes... break a leg! *exits*

: And she means it! Nyahaha *also exits*

: ...

: Uhm... ok then

: *sigh* Why did I agree to come back again this year?

Elsewhere...

: Are you sure these will work?

: Absolutely, totally slip-proof shoes!

: Now I'll show them... show them all! HAHAHAHA!

: Er... yeah... Hehehehe!

And somewhere else...

: Please let me in?

: No way, we know what happend last time!

: I'm sorry about that, I'll be good...!

: Oh... alright... ha... haha... HAW-HAW-HAW!

: HAHEHOHOO!

At the lab...

: Dear lord, I left the gas on! HAHAHA!

: Heehee... such an overdose might kill us all!

: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

Back with Kefka...

: ... something's not quite right here

: Maybe it's the dense clouds of some unknown gas permeating the whole building?

: Probably

: Hehehehe...

: Quiet!

: ...

: Mwa, ha! Let's take a commercial break while we air out the place

Commercial Break

: You walk down the street...

: ... and you see...

: ... him

: ...? Isn't this a jeans commercial?

: Cut.. CUT! Cecil, you're ruining the whole feel, here

: So it isn't a jeans commercial?

: Of course it is! Now, you're supposed to turn to the camera with a really annoying smile and-

: Wait wait, hold it!

: If you're asking about your motivation; your wife has just left you and then your dog ran away, so you're looking for him when this pink elephant-

: No! ... pink elephant?

: Yes, which makes you remember the important things in life are to always-

: Nevermind that! If this is a jeans commercial... where's the jeans?

: ... what's that got to do with anything?

: Ok, nevermind; far be it for me to point out a jeans commercial might feature the actual product

: Exactly. So let's try it from the beginning

: You walk down the street...

: ... and you see...

: ... him

: *looks at the camera with a really annoying smile* Pink elephant

: Cut! Excellent!

: Why'd we do this commercial live?

: If you have to ask, you lack the first clue about jean fundamentals

: Snork!

And now, back to the pageant, in Part 2