: ...

: ...

: ...

: ...

: *shakes head sadly*

: *begins to close*

: *falls out of the gate just before it disappears*

: Alright Ozzie, get ready for my blitz!!

: ...

: ...

: ...

: ...

: ... hmm

: Op

: Is there a white mage in the house?

: I'm a summoner and a white mage

: Me too

: I used to be

: I'm a white mage, but I'm not helping Celes; she got what she deserved!

: Yeah!

: Ok then, would those with cure magic use it?

: Cure 4!

: oooh... my head...

: Curaga!

: Robot... boom....

: Cura!

: I've had it with pageants

: MANTRA!

: After something like that, I need a frying pan to the head

: There's nothing like a time traveling, exploding robot to make you wish you had never agreed to host a beauty pageant

: And if those sage words aren't a universal truth, I don't know what is

: Wait a minute, Kefka?!

: It's a long and unhappy story, in other news you're my new head of security

: Uhm... okay!

: *walks back stage with Sabin* Let me explain...

: Moving on, I can't believe we're only halfway through this... it's time for the Chrono Trigger participants

: One thing of note, Marle will not be appearing this year, in her place will be Schala

: Let's bring out Ayla

: *runs out on all fours* Ayla here! Ayla strong!

: Ayla, what does your name mean?

: ????

: You explained that Lavos was named for "La" being "fire" and "Vos" being "big"

: Yes! Lavos, big fire!

: So your name is Ayla, what does the Ay stand for?

: Ayla tired of talk, time to fight!

: No! You remember what happend last time, don't you?

: Ayla wasn't ready!

: And the time before that?

: Kefka no fun...

: If you don't want to participate, stop holding me up *kicks Ayla off the stage*

: I still don't think Ayla grasps the concept of a beauty pageant

: Next is Lucca... come on, hurry it up!

: Hello! It's great to be back

: Sure, whatever; what's your gimmick?

: I learned last year that bringing something too obviously fantastic would only cause jealous people to sabotage my work

: Uh huh?

: So this year I brought something no one would be able to tamper with.

: And that would be?

: The most sophisticated, powerful and accurate gun in the world!

: Oh yeah; nothing can go wrong here, alright

: Don't worry, it's not loaded, but look at the craftsmanship!

: It looks just like every other gun you've had

: ...

: Well it does

: Fine! I should have known you were all too shallow to appreciate my genius! *loads the gun*

: Eep!

: Take a look at this! *fires*

: *pops open directly in front of Lucca and sucks in the attack*

: Mwahaha! Security, get this nut out of here!

: *disarms Lucca and takes her away*

: Remind me not to be here when that gate opens up the next time

: *twirls the Gate Key around*

: Good, things are going much faster and less lethal now, Schala is the last for Chrono Trigger

: *walks out*

: Welcome to the program, Schala

: Thank you... I'm really only here because Marle didn't want to come

: Nevermind that, do your thing and lets get it over with

: It was a somewhat last notice kind of thing, I don't have anything prepared

: Well improvise then

: Let's see...

: You have ten seconds

: Ok, watch this; a perfectly normal Nu

: Nu...

: And now...!

: ...

: It's pink!

: ... neato

: It was the best I could do on short notice

: Alright, that wraps it up for Chrono Trigger, next up will be the girls of Final Fantasy 7

: Snork!

: Hey, that's my line

Part five comes to a close, Part 6 is next (of course)