: Just two more games to go through, three characters from each; first is Final Fantasy Seven

: First we have a flower girl from the slums, Aerith come on out

: Hello

: So you sell flowers?

: That's right, would you like to buy one?

: No, we're in the middle of a pagent here!

: But this is my thing, that thing I do... selling flowers

: Oh, I see...

: So in the interest of the show you have to buy one

: ... alright, how much?

: Ten thousand Gil, please

: What?! I can't even start to explain all the problems with that

: Go ahead Kefka, the last part was too short

: Ok, first, what's Gil? We use Gold Pieces around here... GP!

: Gil is the new currencey, GP is only used at the Gold Saucer

: Ok... but how do you pronounce it? Like fish gills or like the name Jill?

: It's pronounced-

: Sorry to interrupt, I've just been handed a special report!

: Wha? This isn't a news program!

: Just the same, The Community For Non-defined Pronounciation has submitted this statement: "Gil is pronounced 'gil' now get on with the pageant"

: Ok, forget about that; how can anyone justify charging ten thousand of anything for a flower?

: I base it on the individual I'm selling it to

: Well you can forget it, I don't even have gil to begin with

: Then you've ruined everything!

: Mwahaha, I don't really care, get off my stage!

: *smacks Kefka with her staff* Hmmph! *exits*

: I see we're back to the 'Hurt Kefka' phase again

: You could try being nice

: Mwehehehe! That's a good one!

: It wasn't a joke... moving on

: Tifa is next

: *enters*

: Tifa is a bar hostess... in the slums... I need to check out these slums

: This isn't fair, look at me... I'm all 16-bit and stuff

: We all are, that's life

: But... if I was my normal self...

: What?

: Well this is a beauty pageant, so if you saw what I looked like in the game...

: What are you getting at?

: ... nevermind

: So what have you got for us?

: Drinks! To get you all drunk so you'll vote for me!

: Sounds good

: *mixes drinks and passes them around*

: We'll take a short break... *leaves the announcer booth*

Commercial Break

: CAPCOM HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!! IT'S SUPER DUPER STREET FIGHTER ZERO Z ALPHA OMEGA TURBO 5!!!!!!!!!!

: BE AMAZED! AT GRAVITY DEFEYING MARTIAL ARTS!!!

: MARVEL! AT WIND GENERATING VICTORY POSES!!!!

: GASP! AS THE COMPUTER DOES THE SAME MOVE OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU DIE!!!!!!

: STARE! AT MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARING KANJI!!!!!!!!!

: NINE THOUSAND HIT COMBOS! SCREEN FILLING SUPER ATTACKS THAT WILL KILL YOU EVEN WHEN YOU BLOCK!! TEN CHARACTERS WITH ALL THE SAME MOVES!!! MY ANNOYING COMMENTATING!!!!

: IT'S SUPER DUPER STREET FIGHTER ZERO Z ALPHA OMEGA TURBO 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: Can't someone shut him up?

Back to the Pageant

: *hic* I didnnnnn't a'wayz wan'a deshtroy the... thingz....

: And I wanted to be.... a.... a.... ya know?

: I know.... lifez not fair....

: Hey, aren't you supposed to introduce me now?

: Ya shee? A'wayz with the shtuff... can't get no satish-*hic*-faction

: Kefkaaaa.... ya... right...!

: Oh gawd! A couple of drunk geezers; this is Tifa's fault

: Heeyyyy, Tifa'sh... great!

: She.... so nice.... if ya know... what I mean... by 'nice'

: Mwaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaa....! I know... what-sha mean!

: Whatever you say, booze-hounds. This doesn't have to be a total waste, you guys have any materia?

: Ma... wha?

: Must be... some sort'a.... thing...!

: Geez, stop wasting my time then *steals their wallets and walks off*

: Kefkaaa....?

: Yesh... *hic* Edshe?

: Kef... kaaa... I.... I love....

: Wha...t?

: I love.... things....

: I love thingsh tooo!

: *sighs*

The final contestants for the pageant shall have to wait until Edge and Kefka sober up. Keep a look out for Part 7