Edge vs Shadow

: You think your so tough?

: Hmmm?

: I said, "You think your so tough?"

: What are you talking about?

: I want to fight you!

: Why didn't you just say so?

: There's some stupid clause, stating that we've got to have a reason for fighting.

: Says who?

Judge: Says me.

: Just who are you anyway?

Judge: Never mind, now think of an excuse to fight.

: You can't tell us what to do.

: Yeah, maybe we don't want to fight. Did you ever think of that?

Judge: Look, I've got a schedual here. I've got chocobos and moogles to deal with. I've got charred remains to sweep up and dead bodies to haul off, not to mention two angry agents representing their late clients. Now, are you going to fight on your own accord, or do I have to make you?

: I'd like to see you try.

: Yeah, you think your so tough?

: Stop saying that, you can't even get it right. You say "your" referring to ownership. What you mean is "you're" the contraction of "you are".

: Hey, I'll talk however I want to. You think you can stop me? Your nothing compared to me!

: You're! You're! You're!

Judge: Ha, looks like we've got a fight after all.

: Stay out of this! Attacks Shadow with his twin blades

: That's nothing, take this! Throws a Bolt Edge

: Blitz!

: Thorws a Shurkin

: You call that a dart? Look at this! Takes out his spoon

Collapses from laughter: A spoon?!

: Thorws the spoon for 9999 damage

: What kind of game makes a spoon the most powerful weapon?

Winner: Edge

: Looks like your finished!

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