: Alright, let's finish this up then! : Are you getting that deja vu feeling too? : Yeah, kinda : Just checking : Nevermind that, let's go! : Mwahaha! I've had a year to solidify my power and my control here! You couldn't beat me when this was your turf, you don't stand a chance now! : I'm telling you, I let you win! Now come on! *casts life3 on himself* : Whatever. Chupon! : Huh? : ACHOOO!!! *sneezes* : *is blown far away* Wow, no wonder Yang uses that battle cry... : Mwehehe, have a nice trip! I'll make sure it's your last! : *lands* Oof... : Ah ha! He appears, just as master Kefka said he would : He's weaker than I thought, we can destroy him easily : Wha...? : He won't know what hit him! : So what are we waiting for? : Who are you guys? : You don't know? : We're the four fiends! : Who? : The four fiends! : Of the elements! : No way, that's... well, other guys; Rubicant and Milon... : Second-rate hacks! : Nothing compared to us! : Oh wait, I know you! You're from the original Final Fantasy! Bah, you must be a bunch of wimps then : Oh yeah?! I am Kary, the fiend of fire! *attacks with some sort of fire attack* : Kraken is my name, water is my domain! *attacks with some sort of water attack* : They call me Lich, the fiend of earth! *attacks with earth magic* : And finally, me, Tiamat! The ruler of the air! *attacks with wind or something* : ... ok, you done now? : Wha... what?! : Impossible! : *holds up the Paladin shield* Ta da! : Bah! That's it... : Chaos! Teach this twerp a lesson! : Roar!!!! : *wonders what sorts of attacks Chaos has* : And you call yourself a Final Fantasy fan? Pfft! : *ashamed* It's hard to go from six down to one... : Silence! I, Lord Chaos, shall destroy you! Tremble, for I have 2000 HP! I can do 341 points of damage with a single spell! : *laughs* : What? : That's so pathetic : I'll show you the might of Chaos! : *attacks with Fire Beam* : *attacks with Ice Beam* : *attacks with Bolt Beam* : NOOoooOOOoooOOOOO!!!! *dies* : Hey, what're you guys doing here? : We're here to help you, of course! : Keffie's got a bunch of guys on his side, you need us : Besides, it's fun to walk around in Magitek armor : Good thinking *runs away for a moment* : There we go! Forward march! : Hey, they're just ignoring use : Quiet you fool! They defeated Chaos in one round! I don't want anything more to do with them : Yes, for now they are the victors... : But we'll be back for revenge! Someday! : *walk walk walk walk walk* : Stop right there! : Golbez? Magus? What's the meaning of this? : Kefka has decreed that you go no farther : If you try, we'll have to destroy you : But you're not supposed to be of Kefka's side! : Yeah, you redeemed yourselves : But look how cool I am when I'm evil! : And I got my barrier changes back! : Let's just bust on through! *uses Bio Blaster* : We warned you! METEO!! : *barrier change: shadow* Dark Mist! : *uses Heal Force* : *attacks Magus with Metal Kick* : *shoots Magus with a Tek Missile* : Ugh... I didn't count on physical attacks... : Hold Gas! : Can't... move... : I will crush you! : Golbez!! : Tellah? : I'm giving my life, to defeat... you! METEO!!! : Not again....! : ... : Tellah! : Go... stop Kefka... : I don't think so! : Prepare to face the true fiends of the elements! : That's right, new and improved! : But first, I restore you all to full power; fight with all your might! : Rubicant, I really wish you didn't do that every time; we're supposed to be evil : You might be, but I have honor! : Stop your bickering, let's just finish them off! *raises water* : No one can stop my spinning! : Uh, Rubicant... we're still stuck from that hold gas... : Well that's too bad for you then, my coleagues just can't stand me fighting fair : Not so fast! Kain, now! : *lands on Valvalis* : Ow! : Heal! *nulifies the hold gas* : BOLT 3! *zaps Kainazzo* : Yih-eee! : FLAME! *attacks Rubicant* : Hahaha. Was it Flame? : D'wah, I never learn : *uses x-fer on kainazzo* : Noooooo...! *fades away* : *attacks Milon with a swift Magitek punch* : Gaaaaah... *dies* : Nuke! : White! : Yaarrrg! *dissipates* : *slashes Rubicant* : Impudent! FIRE 3!! : Agh! : Ah ha! You've left yourself open! FLOOD! : *attacks with Ice Beam* : *also attacks with Ice Beam* : Defeated again... *burns up* : Life2! : Wha? : Tellah, you're alive! : But how? : Life2! It's a useful spell : Why didn't anyone use that on me before?! : Because you're a twit : Golbez! I'm giving my life to- : No Tellah! He's on our side now! : How can you tell? : Because he's all weak and down to our size : *sigh* It's true : So, you've defeated my flunky and the four fiends : But you won't defeat us! : Why not? : ... 'cause we say so! : W.METEO!! : This... is not... the end....! *dies* : Argh... I'll be back for you later! *runs off* : Fusoya! Where'd you come from? : Oh, you know, around : I am pure hatred! I shall devour you all!!! : Cecil, use the crystal! : Right! *uses the crystal on Zeromous* : Graaaaah!!! : I just noticed, the crystal really doesn't help : Nope... : I'm starting to feel ignored, this was supposed to be my adventure, not a remake of FF4 : BIG... BANG!!!! : ...! : ! ... : Argh! : Yeow...! : Eek : ack : mommy...! : The magitek...! : It can't take anymore punishment : Get out before it blows : Bwahahahaha!! : Things really aren't going the way I planned them : Cure 4! : Wark! : Bob! : Use the chocobos to get by, I'll help to take care of this guy! : Let's go! *runs past Zeromous* : Alright *follows* : Woo hoo! *also follows* : *trot trot trot* : ROAR! : WARK! *run away scared* : Azala, you too? : Kefka's orders can not be ignored, it was my life or yours : We'll take you out just as easily as Kefka could! : We shall see : OMNI-SLASH!! : Noooo! *dies and explodes* : Thanks Cloud : No problem, I was bored. Here take this : Gah, I guess it's our turn now : Fear not, octopus, we have Chupon on our side after all : Ahhhh... AHHHHH... CHOOO! : Gah! *blown away* : Aww, he has a cold *gives Chupon some soup* : *eats the soup* My cold... it's gone! Thank you so much! *leaves* : ... *run away* : Hail, and well met! : Hi Butz, where're you off to? : We're in search of Ex-death : Aye, we need ta stop 'em from unleashin' nothingness : We saw you fighting him earlier, your help would be appreciated : Kefka's been putting everything in our way : We'll probably have to fight Ex-death regardless : Alright then, let's go! : Excellent : *step step step step* : Fuhhahaha!!! Behold my true form! : You're a tree : ... shut up! Fear my incredible powers of nothing! : So you have nothing for power? : Yes! ... no really, but it's a something kind of nothing, not nothing nothing : Uh, right : It's powerful I say! : Enough talking, we're here to slay you! : Hey, hold on now; all of you? : Yar, an' why not? : There's three too many, what kind of crazy rules are you playing by? I fight four people or nothing! Even Zeromous only goes as high as five : We're not playing by any rules, you fool! : Well that makes it easier *summons the void to suck everyone in* : ... : What? : You, uh, summoned it behind you... : Noooooo! *sucked into the void* : Well that was easy! : Too easy : I am NEO-EXDEATH! : Yup, too easy : I will destroy you all! And then I will destroy... myself! : What kind of plan is that? : It sounded evil at the time... I mean, shut up! METEO!! : Owies! : Source of all power, crimson fire buring bright! Gather together in my hand and become an inferno... BURST FLARE! : What the he- *burns to a crisp and fades away* : Nifty : Uhm, thanks for your... help, Butz, and everyone; but you look kinda tired, we'll just go on without you : kay, good luck! MEANWHILE : AFFINITY SLASH! *slices Zeromous with a twelve zodiac attack* : Graaah! I'll... still exist... so long as there's... evil in the... hearts of... man *dies* : Thanks for your help, Cecil : No problem, Cecil. Now I need to catch up with the others : I wish to come along as well; I owe you a debt for attacking you earlier... : I have an idea of how to speed you on your way Back with the others, a little farther along : I don't want to fight them, they look scary : Don't be such a coward! I'm on your side, after all : Yes, this time that traitorous Chupon won't mess things up : ULTIMA! : Graah! *splashes away in pain* : What spell is this?! *vanishes* : Argh! *blasted away* : Well that was easy enough : Not so fast! Don't underestimate the might of Gilgamesh! : MEGA FLARE! : Ok, now you can underestimate the might of Gilgamesh... *faints* : Thanks for the ride, Bahamut : *flies off* : For being labelled a fight against Kefka, we're seeing precious little of that clown : There's only so many enemies he can throw in your way, but I have a feeling I know who the next one will be : *roars* : Finally, Lavos; your day of reckoning has come! Lightning 2! : *attacks the left bit* : *dies* : Holy! *attacks the core* : *dies* : *revives the left bit and the core* : ... : ... : Casting Life weakens defense! : Thanks for sharing : DARK ULTIMA! *duel tech attacks the right bit* : *screams and blows up and screams some more* : I'm tired of playing by Kefka's rules. I appreciate all of your help, but from here on I'm just charging through, alone! : Well, Rydia gave me this- : Don't try to talk me out of it! This is something I've got to do! *charges off* : What'd Rydia give you? : *holds up a piece of magicite* DOWN THE PATH : Rarrrwrrr! *runs* : *attack* : RARRRWRRR!! *slashes through them* : *fade out* : Initiating attack mode : RARRRWRRR!!!! *blasts past* : *explodes* : Grrr! *runs more* : *appears and attacks with Sky Gate* : GRAAAAH!!! *pushes Zeal out of the way* : *falls off a cliff* : *grunts* : YARRRG!! *punches Akuma* : *is knocked out* : *hops by* : ROAR!!! *kicks the leafer away* : *flies off* : *wanders by* : YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *slashes Squall to pieces* : Whatever... *dies horribly* : *raises up* : AYEEEE!! *jumps on and starts climbing* SOMETIME LATER : *reaches the top* Huff, puff... : Skreee! : *jump off Palidor* : ... oh : So, you finally made it! : Kefka! Finally! : No, not yet; Phunbaba, Doom Gaze, Atma! Attack! : Grrr! *attacks with Solar Plexes* : Oof! : *flies around and attacks* : Ow! : *bites* : Yeoow! : Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows; buried in the flow of time; in Thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness! Let the fools who oppose us be destroyed by the power you and I possess... : Uh oh... everyone, get down! : DRAGON SLAVE!! : *blasted into nothingness* : ... : Again, Kefka! Finally! : Yeah, alright : Wait! : Huh? : Do you really have to fight Keffie? : Of course! That's the whole point! : But he's cute : Yeah, Kefka kicks ass : ... : Mwehehe : Well I came to help stop Kefka : Yes, that's the spirit! : Well, ok; even though he's cute : I'll help, but under protest : Bad choice, I'm afraid! Mwahahaha! : Ultima! : Mwa, ha! Child's play : Blinding Slash! : Do you like my ribbon? It prevents all status attacks, you know : Fireball! : Mmm, toasty warm! : Pretty Princes Magical Sparkly Attack!! : Purty, let me know when you guys want to start that whole 'fight' thing, ok? : Grrr! : As fun as taunting you all may be, I'll just finish you up now. Quick! : You... can't... : Mwahahaha! I can do anything, I'm in charge here! Fallen one! *reduces everyone's HP to 1* : G...a...h... : GONER! : ... : ... : ... : ... : Mwa, ha! : Ugh... : Huh? : Life 3 pays off. *uses a megalixer* : Grrr! Fire 3! Ice 3! Bolt 3! : ... : Oh yeah, that stupid shield : MERTON! : Ow...! : METEO! : Nooo! I won't... lose... : You had your fun, but now I take back my site! : It's mine...! : Not anymore. DOOMSDAY! : Grraah! Flare Star : Ha! SUPER NOVA!!! : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo *disintegrates* : That was easy enough! : I will not lose! I shall kill you! I'll destroy everything! : Admit defeat Kefka; or I'll erase you for once and all : Mwahahaha! You won't do that, my sprite's all over this site, you'd have a bunch of broken links : Well that's true, but still... get lost : No! It's not over yet! *the background changes to crazy swirly, boss background stuff* : Have it your way, enguard : That's a big sword... : I know, thanks : Rah! *attacks* : *deflects the mace* : *clang!* : *clunk!* : *bam!!* : *smack!* : *attack!* : *counter!* : *parry!* : *sound effect* : *foom!* : *biff!* : *smash!* : *slice!* : *er... whoops* : *crush!* : *clang again!* : *zappo!* : *pow!* : *bazang!* : *chop!* : *hack!* : *slash!* : *both weapons are knocked away* : Well that was fun : QUICK! : G...a... : FALLEN ONE! : ...h.........! : Beyond Chaos, GONER!! : ... : MWAHAHAHA!! I win again! : REBIRTH FLAME! *summons phoenix* : *attacks with fire magic and revives the summoner* : Ow! What?! : Cloud gave me his Phoenix and Final-Attack materia : Why won't you just die?! : You don't have what it takes. MP Buster! *steals Kefka's MP* : Aw, crud : That's right. Quick! : Co...p.....y.... : Vanish! : c....a....t....? : Goodbye Kefka. But don't worry- : G..rr...rrr....r : -you'll always have a place here, the pigeons will love you. BREAK! : Noooooooo!!!!! *stoned* : Winner: ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I mean... Yay! : *arrive just too late to help* Hurrah! Let's have a party! AND THEY DID THE END
: Alright, let's finish this up then!
: Are you getting that deja vu feeling too?
: Yeah, kinda
: Just checking
: Nevermind that, let's go!
: Mwahaha! I've had a year to solidify my power and my control here! You couldn't beat me when this was your turf, you don't stand a chance now!
: I'm telling you, I let you win! Now come on! *casts life3 on himself*
: Whatever. Chupon!
: Huh?
: ACHOOO!!! *sneezes*
: *is blown far away* Wow, no wonder Yang uses that battle cry...
: Mwehehe, have a nice trip! I'll make sure it's your last!
: *lands* Oof...
: Ah ha! He appears, just as master Kefka said he would
: He's weaker than I thought, we can destroy him easily
: Wha...?
: He won't know what hit him!
: So what are we waiting for?
: Who are you guys?
: You don't know?
: We're the four fiends!
: Who?
: The four fiends!
: Of the elements!
: No way, that's... well, other guys; Rubicant and Milon...
: Second-rate hacks!
: Nothing compared to us!
: Oh wait, I know you! You're from the original Final Fantasy! Bah, you must be a bunch of wimps then
: Oh yeah?! I am Kary, the fiend of fire! *attacks with some sort of fire attack*
: Kraken is my name, water is my domain! *attacks with some sort of water attack*
: They call me Lich, the fiend of earth! *attacks with earth magic*
: And finally, me, Tiamat! The ruler of the air! *attacks with wind or something*
: ... ok, you done now?
: Wha... what?!
: Impossible!
: *holds up the Paladin shield* Ta da!
: Bah! That's it...
: Chaos! Teach this twerp a lesson!
: Roar!!!!
: *wonders what sorts of attacks Chaos has*
: And you call yourself a Final Fantasy fan? Pfft!
: *ashamed* It's hard to go from six down to one...
: Silence! I, Lord Chaos, shall destroy you! Tremble, for I have 2000 HP! I can do 341 points of damage with a single spell!
: *laughs*
: What?
: That's so pathetic
: I'll show you the might of Chaos!
: *attacks with Fire Beam*
: *attacks with Ice Beam*
: *attacks with Bolt Beam*
: NOOoooOOOoooOOOOO!!!! *dies*
: Hey, what're you guys doing here?
: We're here to help you, of course!
: Keffie's got a bunch of guys on his side, you need us
: Besides, it's fun to walk around in Magitek armor
: Good thinking *runs away for a moment*
: There we go! Forward march!
: Hey, they're just ignoring use
: Quiet you fool! They defeated Chaos in one round! I don't want anything more to do with them
: Yes, for now they are the victors...
: But we'll be back for revenge! Someday!
: *walk walk walk walk walk*
: Stop right there!
: Golbez? Magus? What's the meaning of this?
: Kefka has decreed that you go no farther
: If you try, we'll have to destroy you
: But you're not supposed to be of Kefka's side!
: Yeah, you redeemed yourselves
: But look how cool I am when I'm evil!
: And I got my barrier changes back!
: Let's just bust on through! *uses Bio Blaster*
: We warned you! METEO!!
: *barrier change: shadow* Dark Mist!
: *uses Heal Force*
: *attacks Magus with Metal Kick*
: *shoots Magus with a Tek Missile*
: Ugh... I didn't count on physical attacks...
: Hold Gas!
: Can't... move...
: I will crush you!
: Golbez!!
: Tellah?
: I'm giving my life, to defeat... you! METEO!!!
: Not again....!
: ...
: Tellah!
: Go... stop Kefka...
: I don't think so!
: Prepare to face the true fiends of the elements!
: That's right, new and improved!
: But first, I restore you all to full power; fight with all your might!
: Rubicant, I really wish you didn't do that every time; we're supposed to be evil
: You might be, but I have honor!
: Stop your bickering, let's just finish them off! *raises water*
: No one can stop my spinning!
: Uh, Rubicant... we're still stuck from that hold gas...
: Well that's too bad for you then, my coleagues just can't stand me fighting fair
: Not so fast! Kain, now!
: *lands on Valvalis*
: Ow!
: Heal! *nulifies the hold gas*
: BOLT 3! *zaps Kainazzo*
: Yih-eee!
: FLAME! *attacks Rubicant*
: Hahaha. Was it Flame?
: D'wah, I never learn
: *uses x-fer on kainazzo*
: Noooooo...! *fades away*
: *attacks Milon with a swift Magitek punch*
: Gaaaaah... *dies*
: Nuke!
: White!
: Yaarrrg! *dissipates*
: *slashes Rubicant*
: Impudent! FIRE 3!!
: Agh!
: Ah ha! You've left yourself open! FLOOD!
: *also attacks with Ice Beam*
: Defeated again... *burns up*
: Life2!
: Wha?
: Tellah, you're alive!
: But how?
: Life2! It's a useful spell
: Why didn't anyone use that on me before?!
: Because you're a twit
: Golbez! I'm giving my life to-
: No Tellah! He's on our side now!
: How can you tell?
: Because he's all weak and down to our size
: *sigh* It's true
: So, you've defeated my flunky and the four fiends
: But you won't defeat us!
: Why not?
: ... 'cause we say so!
: W.METEO!!
: This... is not... the end....! *dies*
: Argh... I'll be back for you later! *runs off*
: Fusoya! Where'd you come from?
: Oh, you know, around
: I am pure hatred! I shall devour you all!!!
: Cecil, use the crystal!
: Right! *uses the crystal on Zeromous*
: Graaaaah!!!
: I just noticed, the crystal really doesn't help
: Nope...
: I'm starting to feel ignored, this was supposed to be my adventure, not a remake of FF4
: BIG... BANG!!!!
: ...!
: ! ...
: Argh!
: Yeow...!
: Eek
: ack
: mommy...!
: The magitek...!
: It can't take anymore punishment
: Get out before it blows
: Bwahahahaha!!
: Things really aren't going the way I planned them
: Cure 4!
: Wark!
: Bob!
: Use the chocobos to get by, I'll help to take care of this guy!
: Let's go! *runs past Zeromous*
: Alright *follows*
: Woo hoo! *also follows*
: *trot trot trot*
: ROAR! : WARK! *run away scared* : Azala, you too? : Kefka's orders can not be ignored, it was my life or yours : We'll take you out just as easily as Kefka could! : We shall see : OMNI-SLASH!! : Noooo! *dies and explodes* : Thanks Cloud : No problem, I was bored. Here take this : Gah, I guess it's our turn now : Fear not, octopus, we have Chupon on our side after all : Ahhhh... AHHHHH... CHOOO! : Gah! *blown away* : Aww, he has a cold *gives Chupon some soup* : *eats the soup* My cold... it's gone! Thank you so much! *leaves* : ... *run away* : Hail, and well met! : Hi Butz, where're you off to? : We're in search of Ex-death : Aye, we need ta stop 'em from unleashin' nothingness : We saw you fighting him earlier, your help would be appreciated : Kefka's been putting everything in our way : We'll probably have to fight Ex-death regardless : Alright then, let's go! : Excellent : *step step step step* : Fuhhahaha!!! Behold my true form! : You're a tree : ... shut up! Fear my incredible powers of nothing! : So you have nothing for power? : Yes! ... no really, but it's a something kind of nothing, not nothing nothing : Uh, right : It's powerful I say! : Enough talking, we're here to slay you! : Hey, hold on now; all of you? : Yar, an' why not? : There's three too many, what kind of crazy rules are you playing by? I fight four people or nothing! Even Zeromous only goes as high as five : We're not playing by any rules, you fool! : Well that makes it easier *summons the void to suck everyone in* : ... : What? : You, uh, summoned it behind you... : Noooooo! *sucked into the void* : Well that was easy! : Too easy : I am NEO-EXDEATH! : Yup, too easy : I will destroy you all! And then I will destroy... myself! : What kind of plan is that? : It sounded evil at the time... I mean, shut up! METEO!! : Owies! : Source of all power, crimson fire buring bright! Gather together in my hand and become an inferno... BURST FLARE! : What the he- *burns to a crisp and fades away* : Nifty : Uhm, thanks for your... help, Butz, and everyone; but you look kinda tired, we'll just go on without you : kay, good luck! MEANWHILE : AFFINITY SLASH! *slices Zeromous with a twelve zodiac attack* : Graaah! I'll... still exist... so long as there's... evil in the... hearts of... man *dies* : Thanks for your help, Cecil : No problem, Cecil. Now I need to catch up with the others : I wish to come along as well; I owe you a debt for attacking you earlier... : I have an idea of how to speed you on your way Back with the others, a little farther along : I don't want to fight them, they look scary : Don't be such a coward! I'm on your side, after all : Yes, this time that traitorous Chupon won't mess things up : ULTIMA! : Graah! *splashes away in pain* : What spell is this?! *vanishes* : Argh! *blasted away* : Well that was easy enough : Not so fast! Don't underestimate the might of Gilgamesh! : MEGA FLARE! : Ok, now you can underestimate the might of Gilgamesh... *faints* : Thanks for the ride, Bahamut : *flies off* : For being labelled a fight against Kefka, we're seeing precious little of that clown : There's only so many enemies he can throw in your way, but I have a feeling I know who the next one will be : *roars* : Finally, Lavos; your day of reckoning has come! Lightning 2! : *attacks the left bit* : *dies* : Holy! *attacks the core* : *dies* : *revives the left bit and the core* : ... : ... : Casting Life weakens defense! : Thanks for sharing : DARK ULTIMA! *duel tech attacks the right bit* : *screams and blows up and screams some more* : I'm tired of playing by Kefka's rules. I appreciate all of your help, but from here on I'm just charging through, alone! : Well, Rydia gave me this- : Don't try to talk me out of it! This is something I've got to do! *charges off* : What'd Rydia give you? : *holds up a piece of magicite* DOWN THE PATH : Rarrrwrrr! *runs* : *attack* : RARRRWRRR!! *slashes through them* : *fade out* : Initiating attack mode : RARRRWRRR!!!! *blasts past* : *explodes* : Grrr! *runs more* : *appears and attacks with Sky Gate* : GRAAAAH!!! *pushes Zeal out of the way* : *falls off a cliff* : *grunts* : YARRRG!! *punches Akuma* : *is knocked out* : *hops by* : ROAR!!! *kicks the leafer away* : *flies off* : *wanders by* : YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *slashes Squall to pieces* : Whatever... *dies horribly* : *raises up* : AYEEEE!! *jumps on and starts climbing* SOMETIME LATER : *reaches the top* Huff, puff... : Skreee! : *jump off Palidor* : ... oh : So, you finally made it! : Kefka! Finally! : No, not yet; Phunbaba, Doom Gaze, Atma! Attack! : Grrr! *attacks with Solar Plexes* : Oof! : *flies around and attacks* : Ow! : *bites* : Yeoow! : Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows; buried in the flow of time; in Thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness! Let the fools who oppose us be destroyed by the power you and I possess... : Uh oh... everyone, get down! : DRAGON SLAVE!! : *blasted into nothingness* : ... : Again, Kefka! Finally! : Yeah, alright : Wait! : Huh? : Do you really have to fight Keffie? : Of course! That's the whole point! : But he's cute : Yeah, Kefka kicks ass : ... : Mwehehe : Well I came to help stop Kefka : Yes, that's the spirit! : Well, ok; even though he's cute : I'll help, but under protest : Bad choice, I'm afraid! Mwahahaha! : Ultima! : Mwa, ha! Child's play : Blinding Slash! : Do you like my ribbon? It prevents all status attacks, you know : Fireball! : Mmm, toasty warm! : Pretty Princes Magical Sparkly Attack!! : Purty, let me know when you guys want to start that whole 'fight' thing, ok? : Grrr! : As fun as taunting you all may be, I'll just finish you up now. Quick! : You... can't... : Mwahahaha! I can do anything, I'm in charge here! Fallen one! *reduces everyone's HP to 1* : G...a...h... : GONER! : ... : ... : ... : ... : Mwa, ha! : Ugh... : Huh? : Life 3 pays off. *uses a megalixer* : Grrr! Fire 3! Ice 3! Bolt 3! : ... : Oh yeah, that stupid shield : MERTON! : Ow...! : METEO! : Nooo! I won't... lose... : You had your fun, but now I take back my site! : It's mine...! : Not anymore. DOOMSDAY! : Grraah! Flare Star : Ha! SUPER NOVA!!! : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo *disintegrates* : That was easy enough! : I will not lose! I shall kill you! I'll destroy everything! : Admit defeat Kefka; or I'll erase you for once and all : Mwahahaha! You won't do that, my sprite's all over this site, you'd have a bunch of broken links : Well that's true, but still... get lost : No! It's not over yet! *the background changes to crazy swirly, boss background stuff* : Have it your way, enguard : That's a big sword... : I know, thanks : Rah! *attacks* : *deflects the mace* : *clang!* : *clunk!* : *bam!!* : *smack!* : *attack!* : *counter!* : *parry!* : *sound effect* : *foom!* : *biff!* : *smash!* : *slice!* : *er... whoops* : *crush!* : *clang again!* : *zappo!* : *pow!* : *bazang!* : *chop!* : *hack!* : *slash!* : *both weapons are knocked away* : Well that was fun : QUICK! : G...a... : FALLEN ONE! : ...h.........! : Beyond Chaos, GONER!! : ... : MWAHAHAHA!! I win again! : REBIRTH FLAME! *summons phoenix* : *attacks with fire magic and revives the summoner* : Ow! What?! : Cloud gave me his Phoenix and Final-Attack materia : Why won't you just die?! : You don't have what it takes. MP Buster! *steals Kefka's MP* : Aw, crud : That's right. Quick! : Co...p.....y.... : Vanish! : c....a....t....? : Goodbye Kefka. But don't worry- : G..rr...rrr....r : -you'll always have a place here, the pigeons will love you. BREAK! : Noooooooo!!!!! *stoned* : Winner: ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I mean... Yay! : *arrive just too late to help* Hurrah! Let's have a party! AND THEY DID THE END
: ROAR!
: WARK! *run away scared*
: Azala, you too?
: Kefka's orders can not be ignored, it was my life or yours
: We'll take you out just as easily as Kefka could!
: We shall see
: OMNI-SLASH!!
: Noooo! *dies and explodes*
: Thanks Cloud
: No problem, I was bored. Here take this
: Gah, I guess it's our turn now
: Fear not, octopus, we have Chupon on our side after all
: Ahhhh... AHHHHH... CHOOO!
: Gah! *blown away*
: Aww, he has a cold *gives Chupon some soup*
: *eats the soup* My cold... it's gone! Thank you so much! *leaves*
: ... *run away*
: Hail, and well met!
: Hi Butz, where're you off to?
: We're in search of Ex-death
: Aye, we need ta stop 'em from unleashin' nothingness
: We saw you fighting him earlier, your help would be appreciated
: Kefka's been putting everything in our way
: We'll probably have to fight Ex-death regardless
: Alright then, let's go!
: Excellent
: *step step step step*
: Fuhhahaha!!! Behold my true form!
: You're a tree
: ... shut up! Fear my incredible powers of nothing!
: So you have nothing for power?
: Yes! ... no really, but it's a something kind of nothing, not nothing nothing
: Uh, right
: It's powerful I say!
: Enough talking, we're here to slay you!
: Hey, hold on now; all of you?
: Yar, an' why not?
: There's three too many, what kind of crazy rules are you playing by? I fight four people or nothing! Even Zeromous only goes as high as five
: We're not playing by any rules, you fool!
: Well that makes it easier *summons the void to suck everyone in*
: You, uh, summoned it behind you...
: Noooooo! *sucked into the void*
: Well that was easy!
: Too easy
: I am NEO-EXDEATH!
: Yup, too easy
: I will destroy you all! And then I will destroy... myself!
: What kind of plan is that?
: It sounded evil at the time... I mean, shut up! METEO!!
: Owies!
: Source of all power, crimson fire buring bright! Gather together in my hand and become an inferno... BURST FLARE!
: What the he- *burns to a crisp and fades away*
: Nifty
: Uhm, thanks for your... help, Butz, and everyone; but you look kinda tired, we'll just go on without you
: kay, good luck!
MEANWHILE
: AFFINITY SLASH! *slices Zeromous with a twelve zodiac attack*
: Graaah! I'll... still exist... so long as there's... evil in the... hearts of... man *dies*
: Thanks for your help, Cecil
: No problem, Cecil. Now I need to catch up with the others
: I wish to come along as well; I owe you a debt for attacking you earlier...
: I have an idea of how to speed you on your way
Back with the others, a little farther along
: I don't want to fight them, they look scary
: Don't be such a coward! I'm on your side, after all
: Yes, this time that traitorous Chupon won't mess things up
: ULTIMA!
: Graah! *splashes away in pain*
: What spell is this?! *vanishes*
: Argh! *blasted away*
: Well that was easy enough
: Not so fast! Don't underestimate the might of Gilgamesh!
: MEGA FLARE!
: Ok, now you can underestimate the might of Gilgamesh... *faints*
: Thanks for the ride, Bahamut
: *flies off*
: For being labelled a fight against Kefka, we're seeing precious little of that clown
: There's only so many enemies he can throw in your way, but I have a feeling I know who the next one will be
: *roars*
: Finally, Lavos; your day of reckoning has come! Lightning 2!
: *attacks the left bit*
: *dies*
: Holy! *attacks the core*
: *revives the left bit and the core*
: Casting Life weakens defense!
: Thanks for sharing
: DARK ULTIMA! *duel tech attacks the right bit*
: *screams and blows up and screams some more*
: I'm tired of playing by Kefka's rules. I appreciate all of your help, but from here on I'm just charging through, alone!
: Well, Rydia gave me this-
: Don't try to talk me out of it! This is something I've got to do! *charges off*
: What'd Rydia give you?
: *holds up a piece of magicite*
DOWN THE PATH : Rarrrwrrr! *runs* : *attack* : RARRRWRRR!! *slashes through them* : *fade out* : Initiating attack mode : RARRRWRRR!!!! *blasts past* : *explodes* : Grrr! *runs more* : *appears and attacks with Sky Gate* : GRAAAAH!!! *pushes Zeal out of the way* : *falls off a cliff* : *grunts* : YARRRG!! *punches Akuma* : *is knocked out* : *hops by* : ROAR!!! *kicks the leafer away* : *flies off* : *wanders by* : YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *slashes Squall to pieces* : Whatever... *dies horribly* : *raises up* : AYEEEE!! *jumps on and starts climbing* SOMETIME LATER : *reaches the top* Huff, puff... : Skreee! : *jump off Palidor* : ... oh : So, you finally made it! : Kefka! Finally! : No, not yet; Phunbaba, Doom Gaze, Atma! Attack! : Grrr! *attacks with Solar Plexes* : Oof! : *flies around and attacks* : Ow! : *bites* : Yeoow! : Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows; buried in the flow of time; in Thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness! Let the fools who oppose us be destroyed by the power you and I possess... : Uh oh... everyone, get down! : DRAGON SLAVE!! : *blasted into nothingness* : ... : Again, Kefka! Finally! : Yeah, alright : Wait! : Huh? : Do you really have to fight Keffie? : Of course! That's the whole point! : But he's cute : Yeah, Kefka kicks ass : ... : Mwehehe : Well I came to help stop Kefka : Yes, that's the spirit! : Well, ok; even though he's cute : I'll help, but under protest : Bad choice, I'm afraid! Mwahahaha! : Ultima! : Mwa, ha! Child's play : Blinding Slash! : Do you like my ribbon? It prevents all status attacks, you know : Fireball! : Mmm, toasty warm! : Pretty Princes Magical Sparkly Attack!! : Purty, let me know when you guys want to start that whole 'fight' thing, ok? : Grrr! : As fun as taunting you all may be, I'll just finish you up now. Quick! : You... can't... : Mwahahaha! I can do anything, I'm in charge here! Fallen one! *reduces everyone's HP to 1* : G...a...h... : GONER! : ... : ... : ... : ... : Mwa, ha! : Ugh... : Huh? : Life 3 pays off. *uses a megalixer* : Grrr! Fire 3! Ice 3! Bolt 3! : ... : Oh yeah, that stupid shield : MERTON! : Ow...! : METEO! : Nooo! I won't... lose... : You had your fun, but now I take back my site! : It's mine...! : Not anymore. DOOMSDAY! : Grraah! Flare Star : Ha! SUPER NOVA!!! : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo *disintegrates* : That was easy enough! : I will not lose! I shall kill you! I'll destroy everything! : Admit defeat Kefka; or I'll erase you for once and all : Mwahahaha! You won't do that, my sprite's all over this site, you'd have a bunch of broken links : Well that's true, but still... get lost : No! It's not over yet! *the background changes to crazy swirly, boss background stuff* : Have it your way, enguard : That's a big sword... : I know, thanks : Rah! *attacks* : *deflects the mace* : *clang!* : *clunk!* : *bam!!* : *smack!* : *attack!* : *counter!* : *parry!* : *sound effect* : *foom!* : *biff!* : *smash!* : *slice!* : *er... whoops* : *crush!* : *clang again!* : *zappo!* : *pow!* : *bazang!* : *chop!* : *hack!* : *slash!* : *both weapons are knocked away* : Well that was fun : QUICK! : G...a... : FALLEN ONE! : ...h.........! : Beyond Chaos, GONER!! : ... : MWAHAHAHA!! I win again! : REBIRTH FLAME! *summons phoenix* : *attacks with fire magic and revives the summoner* : Ow! What?! : Cloud gave me his Phoenix and Final-Attack materia : Why won't you just die?! : You don't have what it takes. MP Buster! *steals Kefka's MP* : Aw, crud : That's right. Quick! : Co...p.....y.... : Vanish! : c....a....t....? : Goodbye Kefka. But don't worry- : G..rr...rrr....r : -you'll always have a place here, the pigeons will love you. BREAK! : Noooooooo!!!!! *stoned* : Winner: ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I mean... Yay! : *arrive just too late to help* Hurrah! Let's have a party! AND THEY DID THE END
DOWN THE PATH
: Rarrrwrrr! *runs*
: *attack*
: RARRRWRRR!! *slashes through them*
: *fade out*
: Initiating attack mode
: RARRRWRRR!!!! *blasts past*
: *explodes*
: Grrr! *runs more*
: *appears and attacks with Sky Gate*
: GRAAAAH!!! *pushes Zeal out of the way*
: *falls off a cliff*
: *grunts*
: YARRRG!! *punches Akuma*
: *is knocked out*
: *hops by*
: ROAR!!! *kicks the leafer away*
: *wanders by*
: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *slashes Squall to pieces*
: Whatever... *dies horribly*
: *raises up*
: AYEEEE!! *jumps on and starts climbing*
SOMETIME LATER
: *reaches the top* Huff, puff...
: Skreee!
: *jump off Palidor*
: ... oh
: So, you finally made it!
: Kefka! Finally!
: No, not yet; Phunbaba, Doom Gaze, Atma! Attack!
: Grrr! *attacks with Solar Plexes*
: Oof!
: *flies around and attacks*
: *bites*
: Yeoow!
: Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows; buried in the flow of time; in Thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness! Let the fools who oppose us be destroyed by the power you and I possess...
: Uh oh... everyone, get down!
: DRAGON SLAVE!!
: *blasted into nothingness*
: Again, Kefka! Finally!
: Yeah, alright
: Wait!
: Do you really have to fight Keffie?
: Of course! That's the whole point!
: But he's cute
: Yeah, Kefka kicks ass
: Mwehehe
: Well I came to help stop Kefka
: Yes, that's the spirit!
: Well, ok; even though he's cute
: I'll help, but under protest
: Bad choice, I'm afraid! Mwahahaha!
: Ultima!
: Mwa, ha! Child's play
: Blinding Slash!
: Do you like my ribbon? It prevents all status attacks, you know
: Fireball!
: Mmm, toasty warm!
: Pretty Princes Magical Sparkly Attack!!
: Purty, let me know when you guys want to start that whole 'fight' thing, ok?
: Grrr!
: As fun as taunting you all may be, I'll just finish you up now. Quick!
: You... can't...
: Mwahahaha! I can do anything, I'm in charge here! Fallen one! *reduces everyone's HP to 1*
: G...a...h...
: GONER!
: Mwa, ha!
: Ugh...
: Life 3 pays off. *uses a megalixer*
: Grrr! Fire 3! Ice 3! Bolt 3!
: Oh yeah, that stupid shield
: MERTON!
: Ow...!
: METEO!
: Nooo! I won't... lose...
: You had your fun, but now I take back my site!
: It's mine...!
: Not anymore. DOOMSDAY!
: Grraah! Flare Star
: Ha! SUPER NOVA!!!
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo *disintegrates*
: That was easy enough!
: I will not lose! I shall kill you! I'll destroy everything!
: Admit defeat Kefka; or I'll erase you for once and all
: Mwahahaha! You won't do that, my sprite's all over this site, you'd have a bunch of broken links
: Well that's true, but still... get lost
: No! It's not over yet! *the background changes to crazy swirly, boss background stuff*
: Have it your way, enguard : That's a big sword... : I know, thanks : Rah! *attacks* : *deflects the mace* : *clang!* : *clunk!* : *bam!!* : *smack!* : *attack!* : *counter!* : *parry!* : *sound effect* : *foom!* : *biff!* : *smash!* : *slice!* : *er... whoops* : *crush!* : *clang again!* : *zappo!* : *pow!* : *bazang!* : *chop!* : *hack!* : *slash!* : *both weapons are knocked away* : Well that was fun : QUICK! : G...a... : FALLEN ONE! : ...h.........! : Beyond Chaos, GONER!! : ... : MWAHAHAHA!! I win again! : REBIRTH FLAME! *summons phoenix* : *attacks with fire magic and revives the summoner* : Ow! What?! : Cloud gave me his Phoenix and Final-Attack materia : Why won't you just die?! : You don't have what it takes. MP Buster! *steals Kefka's MP* : Aw, crud : That's right. Quick! : Co...p.....y.... : Vanish! : c....a....t....? : Goodbye Kefka. But don't worry- : G..rr...rrr....r : -you'll always have a place here, the pigeons will love you. BREAK! : Noooooooo!!!!! *stoned* : Winner: ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I mean... Yay! : *arrive just too late to help* Hurrah! Let's have a party! AND THEY DID THE END
: Have it your way, enguard
: That's a big sword...
: I know, thanks
: Rah! *attacks*
: *deflects the mace*
: *clang!*
: *clunk!*
: *bam!!*
: *smack!*
: *attack!*
: *counter!*
: *parry!*
: *sound effect*
: *foom!*
: *biff!*
: *smash!*
: *slice!*
: *er... whoops*
: *crush!*
: *clang again!*
: *zappo!*
: *pow!*
: *bazang!*
: *chop!*
: *hack!*
: *slash!*
: *both weapons are knocked away*
: Well that was fun
: QUICK!
: G...a...
: FALLEN ONE!
: ...h.........!
: Beyond Chaos, GONER!!
: MWAHAHAHA!! I win again!
: REBIRTH FLAME! *summons phoenix*
: *attacks with fire magic and revives the summoner*
: Ow! What?!
: Cloud gave me his Phoenix and Final-Attack materia
: Why won't you just die?!
: You don't have what it takes. MP Buster! *steals Kefka's MP*
: Aw, crud
: That's right. Quick!
: Co...p.....y....
: Vanish!
: c....a....t....?
: Goodbye Kefka. But don't worry-
: G..rr...rrr....r
: -you'll always have a place here, the pigeons will love you. BREAK!
: Noooooooo!!!!! *stoned*
: Winner: ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I mean... Yay!
: *arrive just too late to help* Hurrah! Let's have a party!
AND THEY DID
THE END
