Squall and Tifa Vs Garnet and Edge (Requested by MaxxMaverick) - Hey there, Dagger, I hear you've got a lot in common with Rydia - Excuse me, crude sir. Surely you are not referring to me, with such familiarity and yet, ironically, incorrect designation. - I, uh, what? - As you may or may not be aware, my full title is Garnet Til Alexandross, princess and sole heir to the throne thereof Alexandria. - Well I'm Prince Edge Eblan, ruler of the Eblanian kingdom world renowned for its ninja warriors! - Ah, royalty! Forgive me if I seemed at first less than forthcoming, for you see I have had to suffer through an unspeakable number of encounters with those who are, shall we say for lack of a less polite term that royalty such as ourselves should not sully our mouths with: common. - Yeah, baby, yeah! I know exactly what you mean - Truely? - Oh sure, you go up to a chick and you're like "by royal decree you'd better marry me, 'cuz there's a waiting list and if you don't make your move you'll be way at the bottom!" and then you get all this ATTITUDE coming right out of left field! - I am not entirely certain... - Hey, you guys! - Ah, just as I was saying, these are the very type of lowborn- - Hey there, honey! I've gotta say, I like your fashion sense - I get that a lot. Me and Squall here want to fight you - ... - He doesn't look like he wants to - Sure he does! Right Squall? - Whatever - See? - I must protest this, I for one would like nothing to do with your peasent riots. It is unfitting for me to even be in your midst, consorting with you, let alone- - Come on, it'll be fun! - Yeah, that's the spirit! *runs up to Edge and punches him, then kicks him in the ankle* - Ouch! That'll leave a mark... WAH-LA! *throws a shuriken at Tifa* - Urk! Squall, back me up - Wait, wait, wait! - What's the problem? - Didn't you read the comments for this fight? - No - No - Whatever - I have no idea what is going on, but I am at least thankful that the fighting has now ceased and perhaps this short man can alleviate me of this whole ordeal. - It's right here, plain as day - Make it a Inter-Genter Tag Team match - A what? - Inter... genter? - ... - I, for one, will have nothing more to do with this. - Oh yes you will! DEATHBLOW! *hits Garnet with a spinkick* - EEK! *collapses* - That's not how this is supposed to go at all! - Bring her back, then, I can take her out just as easily a second time - I can't do that, I'm just a judge - That's not my problem. You don't mind fighting two to one, do you Edge? - Squall left - What?! - He wandered off - Oh, forget it then! *leaves* - ... bye - Winner: Edge by count out... or something - Don't I get to hit anyone with a chair?
Squall and Tifa Vs Garnet and Edge
- Hey there, Dagger, I hear you've got a lot in common with Rydia
- Excuse me, crude sir. Surely you are not referring to me, with such familiarity and yet, ironically, incorrect designation.
- I, uh, what?
- As you may or may not be aware, my full title is Garnet Til Alexandross, princess and sole heir to the throne thereof Alexandria.
- Well I'm Prince Edge Eblan, ruler of the Eblanian kingdom world renowned for its ninja warriors!
- Ah, royalty! Forgive me if I seemed at first less than forthcoming, for you see I have had to suffer through an unspeakable number of encounters with those who are, shall we say for lack of a less polite term that royalty such as ourselves should not sully our mouths with: common.
- Yeah, baby, yeah! I know exactly what you mean
- Truely?
- Oh sure, you go up to a chick and you're like "by royal decree you'd better marry me, 'cuz there's a waiting list and if you don't make your move you'll be way at the bottom!" and then you get all this ATTITUDE coming right out of left field!
- I am not entirely certain...
- Hey, you guys!
- Ah, just as I was saying, these are the very type of lowborn-
- Hey there, honey! I've gotta say, I like your fashion sense
- I get that a lot. Me and Squall here want to fight you
- ...
- He doesn't look like he wants to
- Sure he does! Right Squall?
- Whatever
- See?
- I must protest this, I for one would like nothing to do with your peasent riots. It is unfitting for me to even be in your midst, consorting with you, let alone-
- Come on, it'll be fun!
- Yeah, that's the spirit! *runs up to Edge and punches him, then kicks him in the ankle*
- Ouch! That'll leave a mark... WAH-LA! *throws a shuriken at Tifa*
- Urk! Squall, back me up
- Wait, wait, wait!
- What's the problem?
- Didn't you read the comments for this fight?
- No
- I have no idea what is going on, but I am at least thankful that the fighting has now ceased and perhaps this short man can alleviate me of this whole ordeal.
- It's right here, plain as day
- Make it a Inter-Genter Tag Team match
- A what?
- Inter... genter?
- I, for one, will have nothing more to do with this.
- Oh yes you will! DEATHBLOW! *hits Garnet with a spinkick*
- EEK! *collapses*
- That's not how this is supposed to go at all!
- Bring her back, then, I can take her out just as easily a second time
- I can't do that, I'm just a judge
- That's not my problem. You don't mind fighting two to one, do you Edge?
- Squall left
- What?!
- He wandered off
- Oh, forget it then! *leaves*
- ... bye
- Winner: Edge by count out... or something
- Don't I get to hit anyone with a chair?
