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Swords Vs Magic


(Thanks to Kage Tsuwamono for this request)

- Alright, let's show these magic users how a real hero fights!

- With swords!

- That's right!

- Uh...

- They think physical attacks are the key to victory, but we'll show them, right?

- Oh yeah!

- Excuse me, could someone please enlighten me as to what this is about?

- Alright guys, draw your weapons!

- Hah! *unsheaths his sword*

- Har... *pulls out his daggers*

- Quick, start casting your strongets spells!

- *begins chanting*

- I am afraid I do not know any spells, however I would very much like to be informed as to the goings on and why they involve that infuritable monkey.

- Zidane, what do you think you're doing?!

- What's wrong?

- We're supposed to fight with swords. Those are daggers

- Well... how about this? *pulls out the Ultima weapon*

- That's not a sword either! This is the Ultima weapon *unstraps it from his back*

- What do you mean you don't know any spells? I thought you were some grand summoner

- I am the keeper of the Eidolons, however I am incapable of summoning them. Perhaps when I am older and gain more confidence...

- Kill the infidel!

- Yeah, how dare he infiltrate our ranks with his daggers and his ... wonky spear thingies

- Uh oh *runs off*

- Lit 3!

- Yargh, I have fallen...!

- Oh my, this is much too violent for an innocent princess such as myself. I shall take my leave of you. *exits*

- *attacks the Black Mage*

- Curse my inferior defense and HP!

- *pulls out a gem box* Pearl! Quick!

- O...w...u...c...h...

- FLARE!ULTIMA!

- I... lose...?

- Winner: Terra

- But I always win... no fair!

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