Strago vs Cyan vs Cid vs Tellah

At the Retirement Center for Hasbeen Final Fantasy Characters

: Lousy no good whippersnapper judge, costing me the match...

: ...just when I had won the whole thing...

: Would you two knock it off? I'm trying to sleep here.

: Good day, how fare you elders?

: Who're you calling elders? In my day...

: Put a sock in it Tellah, no one wants to hear your whining.

: Amen to that.

: Did I arrive at a bad time?

: Ha, ha, *cough* *hack* ha... There's a good time now?

: No one ever comes to visit anymore.

: But I'm here right now!

: What's that sonny? Either speak up or don't say anything at all.

: You're all senile! I'll put you out of your misery.

: Hold on there boy, just what do you plan to do with that sword?

: He's crazy, he'll kill us all!

: Please, peace and quiet. Is that too much to ask for?

: Charges up his Sword Tech

: None of that now! Grand Train!

: Hey, he's over there! Put your glasses on.

: I don't need glasses, you're trying to trick me. Step Mine!

: Yeow! That's it, I'll make you all shut up myself.

: Wow, you really have horrible aim.

: Stone!

: Oof! Who did that?

: You did it to yourself, idiot.

: I think I need a nap...

: Granted! He hits Strago with his mallet

: Nite nite time...

: Bolt! A flower pot across the room is devestated by the attack

: Can no one put up a fight? Quadra Slice!

: How could I lose?

: Ah ha! Wacks Cyan on the head

: Wha...?

: Die!! Hits him again

: Is there a fly in here or something?

: Fiend! He tries one more time

: Oh, it's you. I don't have time to chat. Bye now. He leaves

Winner (by default): Cid : What do you mean default? I earned that win!