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- Locke!

- Oh, hey Gogo. What's up?

- I 'ave a wee bone to pick with you, laddie

- Aw crud, not this again

- AYE!

- Go away, I didn't steal your pot of gold

- Tis about the cartoon kids you mentioned

- What about them?

- Did you me THESE two?

- *hops around cheefully*

- *grumbles mischeviously*

- Yeah, that looks about right

- You call a rabite and a gremlin cartoon kids?

- Well they do look cartoony... and they might be kids. Who can tell?

- They near'en tore me limb from limb!

- They don't look that tough

- Oh-ho, think you could take 'em on, lad?

- Without a doubt

- Alright then, get 'em boys!

- RARR! *bites Locke's foot*

- Ouch! Get him off! Get him off!!

- *trips Locke*

- *falls* Oof!

- Heeheehee!

- ...

- Hey, Vincent... little help over here?

- *shrugs* If that's what you want *shoots the Rabite*

- BLEEE!! *dies in a puff of smoke*

- Hey has anyone seen my mogwai?

- *claws at Locke's face*

- Hey, we're a little busy right now, ok Squall?

- Gizmo?! What've they done to you, boy?

- T'was me lucky charms, poor little lad ne'er shoulda eaten 'em after midnight

- It's your fault! I'll make you pay! *slashes Gogo*

- Yee-ouch!

- Nevermind him, Squall! Ack! Get this thing off of me!

- ... whatever

- Rrrra! *dives for Vincent*

- *tosses a bucket of water on the gremlin*

- Gwarragh!! *melts*

- Gizmo! NOOOO!!

- Enough o' this... Blasting Zone! *raises his weapon up above his head, causes it to shoot forth enough energy to break through the planet's atmosphere, strikes Locke, Squall and Vincent and kills them all*

- Wait! What the hell was that?!

- It's one of my limits

- You can't just blast stuff through a sword like that! I mean, come on

- Actually...

- Quiet you

- I think we're supposed to be dead now

- Forget that; MIRAGER! *stabs Gogo*

- Oh no, me spleen! *dies*

- Winner: Locke

- That's how we did near death attacks back in my day

- Whatever

- I'm pretty sure we're supposed to be dead