: Let's see here... *looks at the script* Wha?! Three girls fighting over... Cloud?? Well, whatever, let's get started here.

: Tra la la...!

: Aerith!

: Hi Tifa!

: You're... and... uh...

: What's the matter?

: You died!

: Shhh!

: Oh that's just great! You've ruined the whole game for me now! *throws Play Station at Yuffie*

: Ow! Gawd, you should have gotten off the first disc by now, the game's been out forever

: *grumbles*

: Uh... anyway, Wow! Glad to have you back, Aerith!

: At this point I'm going to step in and defend the choice of the name 'Aerith' over 'Aeris'. My defense: I think Aerith sounds better.

: Geez, would you guys stop interrupting?

: Sorry...

: Again... anyway, welcome back!

: Thank you so much. Have you seen Cloud around?

: ... why?

: Why do you think? She has to make up for lost time, if you know what I mean

: Well, I mean...

: Hey, you had your chance, and you blew it!

: I had to do my part to save the worl-

: Blah blah, look; I'm glad you're alive and all, but Cloud's mine!

: Maybe by default!

: Mwahaha, things are heating up now!

: Hey, what about me?

: What about you?

: *whacks Yuffie with her staff* How's that?

: Ack! Why am I the only one getting hurt around here? *throws coins at Tifa and Aerith*

: Ack!

: Ow!

: Money! *picks up the coins*

: Hehe... I'd better get out of here until they cool down *Runs off*

: Cloud's mine!

: You don't own him, he can decide for himself

: *tackles Aerith*

: Oof! *Limit Breaks* GREAT... GOSPEL!

: *punches Aerith*

: *unhurt* Just give this up, you can't win.

: Grrr!

: *walks by talking to Cloud* And then he said to me-

: !!! YUFFIE!!

: Aerith?

: Uh oh... *runs*

: *chases*

: *watches*

: *blinks*

: Cloud! *hugs him*

: Aerith! Uhm... maybe you shouldn't do that, with Tifa around...

: Oh...

: *still chasing Yuffie* Get back here!

: *still running* Someone help me!

: Yeah, let's go someplace we can be alone.

: Oh! *walks away with Cloud*

: Winner: Aerith