9. Your neighbor plays rap 24/7/365
8. Your the only one on the road NOT using a cell phone and actually doing nothing BUT driving.
7. You realize America is NOT a democracy. :-)
6. You find handcuffs that don't belong to you or your friend in their underwear drawer. (What are you doing in there anyway?!?!!)
5. $1800 in unpaid parking tickets. (SHEESH!!)
4. Strange 'inconspicuous' men in black coats follow you everywhere for weeks and you realize that extra wire in your phone leads to a small hole in your wall that wasn't there before.
3. When after a week of visiting your friend, you notice 21 shotgun blasts in and around the door. (And you didn't notice it before?!)
2. If your a convenience store clerk in downtown Miami.
1. The Gun Show is in town the same week as the Christian Coalition and the Pagan Unity Rally.
Can you help to add more? E-mail me some ideas please.
