Welcome to the Funky Dream Exchange!

Please select a dream from the list of tantalizing headlines below.
This is a collection of strange dreams submitted to me from the Internet--people like you!
FORGIVE ME, FATHER
Here is a key to the level of funkiness in each dream:
GIVE HIM THE FINGER--LITERALLY!

5: James Brown funky

OMNICORP--NOW HIRING
4: Bootsy Collins funk
COME TO SCENIC CAMBODIA

Dreamscape, 1997, by: Tad Spencer

Acrylic on canvas board; burned in fire

3: Red Hot Chili Peppers
VISIT THE HOUSE THAT SOUTH PARK BUILT

2: Grand Funk Railroad
SHE'S WILLING; WHAT'S HE THINKING?
"Do you have any dreams, Pee Wee?"
1: Boring White Boy Dream
TWO TOOLS ARE BETTER THAN ONE
"Yeah...I'm rolling a big donut, and there's this snake wearing a vest...
IS HE DOING WHAT I THINK HE'S DOING?
-Pee Wee Herman in Pee Wee's Big Adventure

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THERE'S GOLD IN THEM THAR DREAMS

VICTORIA'S SECRET: ARMED AND DANGEROUS
 
HOTTIE NO LONGER
 
THE AUSSIES ARE INVADING!
 
LIGHT-UP STORYBOOKS POPULAR AT REUNIONS
 
HORRIBLE NEW DISEASE ON THE LOOSE
 
NONSENSICAL PLAY DEBUTS
 
BEAUTIFUL BLONDE GNAWED ON BY RATS
 
BABY STUCK IN MASON JAR
 
TARANTINO TO CAST STORMTROOPERS
 
BARRY SWITZER SOUGHT IN MURDER
 
TUDOR GUARDS EXECUTE TWO MORE IN LOCAL BATHROOM
 
 
CULT LEADER KILLED WITH HAMMER
 
 
JIMI HENDRIX: ALIVE AND CHURCH-GOING
 
 
DAMN! JURY DUTY!
 
     

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