9. Shooting people is fun, as long as they are in a video game.
8. The user is always dumber than the programmer.
7. A penny saved is a cent wasted.
6. Count on a computer to break down only when you really need it to work.
5. Frequent or prolonged exposure to The Gap will melt your skin.
4. If at first you don't suceed, B.S. it.
Top three rules coming soon!!