The Corruption Test -- How Sleazy are You?

(1) Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?

1 point

 

(2) Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?

2 points

 

(3) Ever tried alcohol?

1 point

 

(4) Ever been drunk?

2 points

 

(5) Ever play drinking games?

2 points

 

(6) Ever fall down because you drank too much?

3 points

 

(7) Ever drink enough to throw up?

4 points

bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person

1 point

 

(8) Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?

5 points

 

(9) Ever been forceably removed from a bar?

8 points

 

(10) Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl?

5 points

 

(11) Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week?

3 points

bonus: 1 point for each additionnal day (max 7 points)

 

(12) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?

4 points

 

(13) Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms?

4 points for each one tried

 

(14) Do you do drugs regularly?

4 points

bonus: at least 4 times a week

4 points

 

(15) Ever bought soft drugs?

4 points

 

(16) Ever sell drugs?

8 points

 

(17) Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit?

12 points

 

(18) Ever used barbituates?

8 points

 

(19) Ever used hallucinogens?

8 points

 

(20) Ever used nacotics?

10 points

 

(21) Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?

8 points

 

(22) Ever been on a date?

2 points

 

(23) Ever been felt up, groped?

2 points

bonus: to orgasm

2 points

 

(24) Ever had sexual intercourse?

6 points

 

(25) Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? (Or same sex if

you're gay)

5 points

 

(26) Ever paid for sex?

8 points

 

(27) Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?

4 points

 

(28) Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed?

8 points

 

(29) Ever engage in oral sex?

4 points

bonus: to orgasm

2 points

 

(30) Ever engage in anal sex?

6 points

bonus: to orgasm

2 points

 

(31) Ever engage in the 69 position?

4 points

 

(32) Ever contract an Sexually Transmitted Disease?

12 points

 

(33) Ever had sex without a contraceptive?

4 points

 

(34) Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion?

12 points

 

(35) Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?

4 points

 

(36) Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

9 points

 

(37) Ever had sex in a public place?

6 points

 

(38) Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act?

4 points

 

(39) Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex?

10 points

 

(40) Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification?

8 points

 

(41) Ever used sex toys?

6 points

 

(42) Ever pass out during sex?

5 points

 

(43) Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity?

4 points

 

(44) Ever masturbated while talking on the phone?

3 points

 

(45) Ever bought something in a sex shop?

3 points

 

(46) Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball--1 point

toes---2 points

ears---1 point

 

(47) Ever have sex with a relative?

5 points

 

(48) Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot?

6 points

 

(49) Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on?

20 points

 

(50) Ever been arrested?

8 points

bonus: If convicted

7 points

 

 

SCORING

0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.

21-40 You barely make our scale.

41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.

61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.

101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.

131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.

161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?

200+ You're going straight to hell.

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