A collection of Quotes, enjoy.

• "Soulless Spike would have had me upside-down and halfway to happy land by now."
  -Anya
  
  
• Why did Reggady Ann get kicked out of the toy box?
  -Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "Lie to me!"
  
  
• "A man can still be a man and wear silk boxers. Men can't wear silk whitey tighties 'cause then they'd be panties." --sluggy freelance
  
  
• "Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry up is not nailed down."
  
  
• "He who angers you controls you. And I will not be controled."
  Andrew Smith
  
  
• "You will know that forgiveness has begun when you recall those who hurt you and feel the power to wish them well. "
  - Lewis B. Smedes
  
  
• "I worry about fast forgivers. They tend to forgive quickly in order to avoid their pain. Or they forgive fast in order to get an advantage over the people they forgive. And their instant forgiving only makes things worse... People who have been wronged badly and wounded deeply should give themselves time and space before they forgive... There is a right moment to forgive. We cannot predict it in advance; we can only get ourselves ready for it when it arrives... Don't do it quickly, but don't wait too long... If we wait too long to forgive, our rage settles in and claims squatter's rights to our souls"
  -Lewis B. Smedes
  
  
• "When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. "
  -Bernard Meltzer
  
  
• "Forgiving means abandoning your right to pay back the perpetrator in his own coin, but it is a loss that liberates the victim...One asks, 'Have you forgiven those who held you prisoner of war?' 'I will never forgive them,' replies the other. His mate says, 'Then it seems they still have you in prison, don't they?'"
  - Bishop Desmond Tutu
  
  
• History, like beauty, depends largely on the beholder.
  - Bishop Desmond Tutu
  
  
• The universe is not indifferent to intelligence, it is actively hostile to it.
  
  
• No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
  
  
• Sometimes I miss the fifties in the fifties we were scared of Boris Karloff. We were scared of Martians or the Russians invading us. We weren't scared of eating in fast-food restaurants or riding the Long Island Railroad or working in clinics.
  
  
• Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place
  -Mark Twain
  
  
• Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same.
  
  
• That's what learning is, after all; not whether we lose the game, but how we lose and how we've changed because of it and what we take away from it that we never had before, to apply to other games. Losing, in a curious way, is winning.
  -Richard Bach, note written by Richard Bach, The Bridge Across Forever
  
  
• Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
  -Gene Brown
  
  
• Trouble is part of your life -- if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough. -Dinah Shore
  
  
• Bright eyed and bushy tailed, sounds like a squirrel on crack to me
  
  
• I have made my wings, I will learn to fly, though I may fall, I have become my own angel
  
  
• One of Life's most painful moments comes when we must admit that we didn't do our homework, that we are not prepared.
  -Merlin Olsen
  
  
• Who needs mind altering drugs, when you've got friends like ours.
  -Tim Shaw
  
  
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
  
  
• Never pet a burning dog. I know it sounds silly, but trust me on this one.
  -Timothy Shaw
  
  
• "The outside world is big and scary and has bad grammar."
  -Danielle
  
  
• "hey im 18, i dont have to worry about gettin in trouble for looking at porn on the internet."
  -Lenny
  
  
• "i had to play with myself...there was no one else to play with :-D"
  -Catherine
  
  

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