On this site you can savor a sampling of the quintessential Jokebox sense of humor. The selection represents Jokebox's treasury of anecdotes, one-liners, puns and other witticisms amassed from twenty years of speaking and writing experiences in Toastmasters clubs and assorted publications. There will be regular uploads of gags, one-liners, puns, and just about everything to adorn your face with that refreshing smile.

True beauty comes from within. From within bottles, jars, compacts and tubes.

I know a girl who took part in a beauty contest. No, she didn't win but after the contest she received a lot of offers - from plastic surgeons.

Ever heard of the girl who started out in life as an ugly duckling? She grew up to become a turkey.

There's this woman who spends half a day in a beauty parlor and she still hasn't been worked on. They're still busy giving her an estimate.

Some girls have a striking face. You wonder how many times they have been struck there.

Most women get their good looks from their mothers. Most others get theirs from the chemist.

The doctor said he’d given Mrs. Neverwell something to fortify her. What she really needed was something to twentify her.

A beautiful girl is like a melody. Marry her and you have to face the music.

I have a girlfriend whose photographs always do her an injustice. They all look like her.

In the world of club cabaret it is no longer essential for a girl to have the right background to become a star. It is the right foreground that matters.

Some women look like a million—every year of it.

Women with time on their hands usually show it on their faces.

An English officer, an Egyptian oil man, and an American pilot were standing on the corner among a crowd watching a beauty contest. When the most beautiful, shapely girl was declared pageant winner, the Egyptian cried: "By Allah!"
The Englishman removed his monocle and muttered: "By Jove!"
The American chewed his chum harder and breathed: "By tomorrow night!"

Three men were discussing very intellectually the subject of feminine beauty. "I think the most fascinating thing about a woman is the curve of her sweet lips," said one of them.
The second man said: "No, no. A woman’s attraction starts with the shining lights of her soft blonde hair."
The third man said: "You’re both wrong. It’s really the brilliant glow of her limpid eyes."
A fourth man joined the group and they decided to ask his opinion. He said: "Frankly, I think the same as you fellows, but I don’t lie about it."