On this site you can savor a sampling of the quintessential Jokebox sense of humor. The selection represents Jokebox's treasury of anecdotes, one-liners, puns and other witticisms amassed from twenty years of speaking and writing experiences in Toastmasters clubs and assorted publications. There will be regular uploads of gags, one-liners, puns, and just about everything to adorn your face with that refreshing smile.

Hereunder are selected jokes submitted to Jokebox from Netizens the world over,
who share Jokebox's idea of sharing a few good laughs across cyberspace.

From Calixto Fabrero, Iligan, Philippines:
Rare Steak
A man walked into a restaurant to take his lunch where he was greeted by a pretty waitress. Upon taking his seat and looking at the menu, he asked the waitress, "Can I have a tenderloin steak?"
"How do you like your steak, Sir?" asked the waitress.
The man said with a sad expression on his face, "I want my steak just the way I'm having my sex."
The waitress blushed but still was able to be polite to the customer and inquired. "What is it supposed to mean, Sir?"
The man said, "Rare."

From Caroline Carlin, Venezuela:
Signs
Sign in a Rome laundry: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."
Sign in a Zurich hotel: "Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."

From David Heaps, USA:
Lawyers Burial
Q: Why are lawyers buried 25 feet under the ground?
A: Cause deep down they're real nice guys.

From Doug Strang, Manitoba, Canada:
Maiden Flight
An airline pilot on Air Newfoundland was breaking in a new   co-pilot on a flight from Gander to Corner Brook. Neither pilot had flown into the Corner Brook airport but the pilot had heard that the runway was quite short. So, the pilot instructed the co-pilot, "When we land I'll pull back on the throttle and the flaps while you hit the reversers and the brakes."
As they approached the runway, they slowed the plane as much as possible, then the pilot pulled back on the throttle and the flaps.
The co-pilot, as instructed, hit the reversers and the brakes. They were relieved and amazed as they managed to land the plane just barely before the end of the runway. The co-pilot turned to the pilot and exclaimed, "Wow is that a short runway."
The pilot replied, "Ya, and wide, too."

From Nancy Ng, Cebu, Philippines:
Horsing Around
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?"
She replies, "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
He says, "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on".
She is appeased and goes off to work around the house.
Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting. He says, "What's that for this time?"
She answered, "Your horse called!"

From Howard Eich, USA:
Cotton Balls
A young lady goes to the pharmacy and asks the druggist if he has cotton balls...to which he replied, "Do I have cotton balls? What am I, a Teddy bear?"

From Jenny Hill, Australia:
Mind over Matter
Why is sex a case of mind over matter?
Because if she doesn't mind, it doesn't matter.

From Ramon Aliño, California, U.S.A.:
So Fart, So Good
An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back in a week."
The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office: "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly.
"Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."

From Joey Perez, Manila, Phillippines:
Sad Days
Q. Why is the calendar lucky?
A. Because he has many dates.
Q. Why is the calendar sad?
A. Because his days are numbered!

From Nora Smith, USA:
Voices
The psychiatrist was testing his patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" he asked.
"Yes, sir," the paitent replied.
"And when does this occur?" questioned the doctor.
"When I answer the telephone."

From Paul Ponciano, Manila, Philippines:
Success
For every success of a man is a woman, the more success, the more women.
For every success of a man, there is a woman behind; and for every failure
there is a woman infront.

From Redentor Moreno, Zambia:
Oral Exam
Did you hear about the freshman coed who decided not to sign up for a course in sex education when she heard that the final exam would be oral?