On this site you can savor a sampling of the quintessential Jokebox sense of humor. The selection represents Jokebox's treasury of anecdotes, one-liners, puns and other witticisms amassed from twenty years of speaking and writing experiences in Toastmasters clubs and assorted publications. There will be regular uploads of gags, one-liners, puns, and just about everything to adorn your face with that refreshing smile.
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Sarah was walking along pushing her new baby in its pram when an old friend approached, looked into the pram and said, "My, he's beautiful. He looks just like his father."
"I know," said Sarah. "It's a pity he doesn't look more like my husband."
Father's Look
Visitng hometown, I recognized a man who had been a good friend of my parents. He noticed
me staring, so I quickly introduced myself as John & Helen's daughter.
"Helen's daughter!" he exclaimed. "Oh such a beautiful lady."
He called his wife, "Martha, come and see Helen's daughter. You remember Helen - such
a beautiful lady."
"Oh yes," Martha replied. "She was always so pretty."
After raving on about my mother, he turned to me and said, "You look like your
father."
Family Business
During dry season, there was not enough hay to keep cows fed, so Gunister and his son
decided to go into hay merchandising business They got a truck and drove to town where
they bought hay for $10 a bale. Then they brought it home and sold it for $6. After few
weeks in business Gunister said, "You know there must be something wrong. We're just
not making any money."
"I know," said the son. "Maybe we ought to get a bigger truck."
Dental Braces
You have to feel sorry for kids who wear braces. My daughter has so much metal in her
mouth, when we want her for dinner, we don't call her. We just hold up a magnet.
Family Ranch
There was a family who moved to Alberta and bought a ranch. The father wanted to name the
ranch the Bar-J, the mother wanted to name it Susie-Q, the son wanted to name it Flying-W,
and the daughter wanted to name it Lazy-S.
The family's neighbor asked the father what they decided on and he said they compromised and called it BARJSUSIEQFLYINGWLAZYS. After the two had spoken for awhile the neighbor finally asked where the man's cattle were. The new farmer answered, "They did not survive the branding!"
Mother of the Bride
It was a beautiful wedding, but the mother of the bride seemed to be taking it too hard.
Right after the ceremony, an old friend came up to console her.
"Don't cry," said the friend. "They say girls marry men like their
fathers."
"I've heard that too," said the mother. "That's why I'm crying!"
Of Wife and Beer
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug
stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife," answers Bob.
"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."
