On this site you can savor a sampling of the quintessential Jokebox sense of humor. The selection represents Jokebox's treasury of anecdotes, one-liners, puns and other witticisms amassed from twenty years of speaking and writing experiences in Toastmasters clubs and assorted publications. There will be regular uploads of gags, one-liners, puns, and just about everything to adorn your face with that refreshing smile.
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Times have changed. A few years ago, young women blushed if they are
embarrassed. Today, they are embarrassed when they blushed. They say women give men solace. True, but without women we wouldnt need any solace. The easiest way to tell the difference between a male chromosome and a female chromosome is to simply pull down their genes. I have resolved to ceased pursuing blind dates. Can you imagine having to cope with the cane and dark glasses they have with them all the time? The vital statistics of most beauty contestants should read 37-26-36-40. The fourth figure being their IQ rating. Its easy to tell a lie with a straight face. But for me its always nicer to lie with a curved body. A beautiful girl is like a melody. Marry her and you have to face the music. Women are like salads. Much depends on their dressing. Adam may not have a funny bone but Im sure he had lots of fun with a spare rib. I always have difficulty dealing with women. If you treat them like men, they start to complain of rough treatment. If you treat them like women, sooner or later, their husband find out about it. Women live longer than men, especially between birthdays. When it comes to revealing their age, most women are guite demure. The older they get, demure they hide their age. There are two kinds of women. The one you dream about and the one youre married to. Some women dont seek a man with a future but a future with a man. Do you know that 50% of married couples are women? Women these days can never tell about men. Either their men are so slow the women want to scream. Or they are so fast the women have to scream. Come to think of it, rape actually is not as easy as it seems. Because a woman can run faster with her skirt up then a man with his pants down. |
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