On this site you can savor a sampling of the quintessential Jokebox sense of humor. The selection represents Jokebox's treasury of anecdotes, one-liners, puns and other witticisms amassed from twenty years of speaking and writing experiences in Toastmasters clubs and assorted publications. There will be regular uploads of gags, one-liners, puns, and just about everything to adorn your face with that refreshing smile.

We used to hear about youngsters running away from home to get married. Nowadays, they get married and run back home.

What's worse than a husband's not being a one-woman man is his becoming a one-man man.

I have a friend who fell in love with a coal miner's daughter. He told me, "Someday, I'm gonna make her mine!"

There are two kinds of women: the one you dream about and the one you marry.

Some women don't seek a man with a future but a future with a man.

Last Valentine's Day, I noticed that before going for a nightcap, most lovers chose to go to the disco first to have a little floorplay.

A successful marriage requires a lot of give and take. You give in and she takes over.

In marriage there should be a sharing of duties and responsibilities. When your wife tells you your responsibilities, it is your duty to listen.

The bride cried, "I’m sick of marriage. Bill hasn’t kissed me since I came back from my honeymoon."
But when the friend asked, "Why don’t you divorce him?" the bride answered, "Oh, I’m not married to Bill."

In marriage, you learn how to pay - either attention or dearly.

Pacifists are people who are opposed to violence. That’s why they never serve in the army, navy, marines, or get married.

A husband is a person who is under the impression he bosses the house---when in reality, he only houses the boss.

One wedding was so posh, at the head table they had a figure of the bride carved in ice. Everybody thought it was sculpture. Later on it proved to be prophecy!

The preacher was getting on nicely with the wedding ceremony. Reaching the point where the audience is invited to join in he asked: "Is there anyone here who believes this marriage should not be performed?"
A thin voice replied hesitantly: "Yes, me."
The preacher turned his head and whispered: "You shut up…you’re the groom!"

After the wedding some clever idiot tied an old pair of boots to the car in which the couple were going away. And I was still wearing them at the time.

Most brides cry during wedding, the husbands afterwards.