On this site you can savor a sampling of the quintessential Jokebox sense of humor. The selection represents Jokebox's treasury of anecdotes, one-liners, puns and other witticisms amassed from twenty years of speaking and writing experiences in Toastmasters clubs and assorted publications. There will be regular uploads of gags, one-liners, puns, and just about everything to adorn your face with that refreshing smile.

Wedding Anniversary
Two elderly gentlemen were talking and one said to the other, "You're having an anniversary soon, right?"
The other replied, "Yup, a big one... 20 years."
"Wow," said the other. "What are you going to get your wife for your 20th anniversary?"
The other replied, "We're going on a trip to Siberia."
"Wow, Siberia, that's some gift!" said the other man. "That's going to be hard to beat. What are you going to do for your 25th anniversary?"
"Go back and get her."

A Cage
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

Twenty Years
A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. She got out of the bed and checked around the house for her husband. She heard sobbing coming from the basement. After turning on the basement light and desending the stairs, she found her husband curled up into a little ball sobbing. "Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about what was hurting so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant? And your father threatened me to marry you or go to jail?" asked the husband.
"Yes, of course," she replied.
"Well, I would have been released tonight."

Mother of the Bride
It was a beautiful wedding, but the mother of the bride seemed to be taking it too hard. Right after the ceremony, an old friend came up to console her.
"Don't cry," said the friend. "They say girls marry men like their fathers."
"I've heard that too," said the mother. "That's why I'm crying!"

Union
Marriage is a union. A union of heart, a union of soul, a union of minds, but wait till you have to pay those union dues.

Marriage Redefined
Marriage: Where the groom brings home the bacon...and the bride burns it.

A Duet
Marriage should be a duet - when one sings the other claps.

Like a Violin
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

Engagement Ring
The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure, " replied her lover. "What's your phone number?"

Silver Anniversary
"I'm going to my best friend's silver wedding anniversary."
"Oh, married twenty-five years?"
"No. Twenty-five times."

Infidelity
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

18 Years of Marriage
He's married eighteen years and is in a lot of trouble. It took him that long to find out.

Opposite Poles
"Why did you marry your husband? You dont seem to have much in common?"
"It was the old story of opposites attracting each other. I was pregnant and he wasn't."

Icy Bride
One wedding was so posh, at the head table they had a figure of the bride carved in ice. Everybody thought it was a sculpture. Later on it proved to be prophecy.

Wed-locked
"Every night my wife takes my shoes off," he boasted.
"When you come home?"
"No. When I wanna go out.