On this site you can savor a sampling of the quintessential Jokebox sense of humor. The selection represents Jokebox's treasury of anecdotes, one-liners, puns and other witticisms amassed from twenty years of speaking and writing experiences in Toastmasters clubs and assorted publications. There will be regular uploads of gags, one-liners, puns, and just about everything to adorn your face with that refreshing smile.
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A married couple about to enter restaurant noticed a woman walking
toward entrance. The husband opened the door and his wife went in, but he waited outside
and held the door for the oncoming customer, who, it turned out was not appreciative of
his gesture. "Don't hold that door for me just because of my sex." "I wasn't holding it for you because of your sex, I was holding it because of your age." You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you. A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police. Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier. You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. You're getting old if the gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals. You're getting old if you walk with your head high trying to get used to your bifocals. A man once counseled his son that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his corn flakes every morning. The son did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 93. When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium. |
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