He sent his girl a stem of flower. "Why only one?" she asked.
"Because I'm a man of few words."

"I always worry when you leave on out of town business," sobbed the young lovely wife.

"Don't worry about me, honey," he answered soothingly. "I'll be back before you know it."

"I know," she said. "That's what worries me."

A friend and her husband were not speaking to one another after a disagreement.   Noticing a button missing from his pajama top next morning before going to work, he left a note on it saying,  "Pls. sew a button on this."

That nite he found his pajamas under the pillow with a button sewn on the note.

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband gave his wife a gift - a tombstone, with the inscription: "Here lies my wife - cold as ever."

Later the furious wife bought a return present - also a tombstone - on which the inscription read: "Here lies my husband - stiff at last."

A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, it's my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric."

The husband replied, "How about a chair?"

"I've got an idea," said the attractive wife to her husband. "Let's go out tonight and have some real fun!"

"Suits me," he answered. "If you get home first, leave the light on in the hallway."

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" said the wife.

"Honey," replied her husband. "I don't even know that woman."

Announcement in a church bulletin: "Ladies, don't forget our garage sale. This is a good time to get rid of things not worth keeping. Be sure to bring your husbands."

I have been married for 15 years and have 14 children. Do you think that I ought to write a book?