They say women give men solace. True, but without women we would not need any solace.

Women these days can never tell about men. Either they are so slow the women want to scream or they are so fast they women have to scream.

A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The girl behind the bar is impressed and asks, "Can your dog perform other tricks?"
"But of course," the man answers. "He can even gratify a woman."
Anxious to know more, the girl leads the man and the dog into a little room above the bar. She undresses and, full of expectation, she lies down on the bed. The dogs stares at her and does nothing.
"It's always the same thing with you!" the man then shouts at the dog. "I'll show you how to do it one last time!"

The sophisticated lady was approached on the dance floor by a young man slightly her junior.
"I'm sorry," she said in a superior tone, "but I couldn't dance with a child."
"Oh, I'm sorry," said the young man. "I didn't know your condition."

Behind a beautiful women is a beautiful behind.

A man walks into bookstore and asks the saleswoman about a book whose title he cant remember. "It deals with the domination of male over women," he tells her.
"Oh, really, go look on the Fiction shelf."

Then there was the promiscuous coed who, in her Biology class, would open flies while her classmates were dissecting frogs.