On this site you can savor a sampling of the quintessential Jokebox sense of humor. The selection represents Jokebox's treasury of anecdotes, one-liners, puns and other witticisms amassed from twenty years of speaking and writing experiences in Toastmasters clubs and assorted publications. There will be regular uploads of gags, one-liners, puns, and just about everything to adorn your face with that refreshing smile.

Anyone who think he is an incorrigible flop in public speaking should join a Toastmasters club. He will find that he is in a familiar crowd.

The trouble with some speakers is that we cannot hear them clearly. The trouble with Toastmasters is that we can.

In Toastmasters a Table Topics session is where members, who fear they have nothing sensible to say, are given the chance to the lectern to show that they have indeed nothing sensible to say.

Toastmasters meetings are very educational. The minute a speaker rises to deliver a speech, I hurry home to read a book.

Other speeches are simply therapeutic. Listening to them cures my insomnia.

Aside from exercising freedom of speech, Toastmasters should also learn to respect our freedom from speech.

Toastmasters who tell a lot of corny jokes should be charged for spreading cornography.

It is not difficult to spot a Toastmaster in a crowd of four. If three of them happen to look bored listening, the fourth guy must be it.

To truly enjoy a Toastmasters meeting, I never drink coffee; it might keep me awake.

Toastmasters who think by the inch and speak by the yard, should be dragged away by the foot.

Toastmasters are discouraged to utter "ah" in their speech. They should learn to leave their "ahs" behind, where they belong.

Advice to Toastmasters: if you want to be the toast of the town, you have to have a lot of bread.

There ought to be an award for Toastmasters who always get the joke last. We can call it a "post-humorous award."

It is not difficult to learn to be a good speaker. Just observe how a Toastmaster delivers a speech and do exactly the opposite.

Toastmasters meetings always open with an invocation. To seek the Lord's benediction so as to give the speakers the guidance, and the poor audience the endurance.

Applause is a standard gesture that greets a Toastmaster as he rises to deliver his speech. An applause is also made at the end to thank him for ending it.

When talking about their speeches, most Toastmasters are always modest. They apparently have much to be modest about.