On this site you can savor a sampling of the quintessential Jokebox sense of humor. The selection represents Jokebox's treasury of anecdotes, one-liners, puns and other witticisms amassed from twenty years of speaking and writing experiences in Toastmasters clubs and assorted publications. There will be regular uploads of gags, one-liners, puns, and just about everything to adorn your face with that refreshing smile.

Cigarette-smoking is truly hazardous to your health - if you smoke the wrong end.

We ought to put a stop to literature portraying the hazards of smoking. Each time I read one of these articles I become so nervous that I have to smoke to ease my nerves.

A group of strip teasers was recently hauled off to jail by the vice squad. They planned to go to court to seek redress.

In the meantime, while awaiting their day in court, they might as well just grin and bare it.

Perhaps these strip teasers should be told that sometimes in life, there are things that are better left unshed.

We used to hear about youngsters running away from home to get married. Nowadays, they get married and run back home.

Liquor and cigarettes are truly expensive. You pay for them twice. When you get them and when they get you.

There’s a cocktail drink in Mexico concocted by dripping a kind of bird into a glass of tequila. They call it Tequila Mockingbird.

What’s worse than a husband’s not being a one-woman man is his becoming a one-man man.

One night last week, I went bar-hopping with some French visitors. Needless to say, we drank till the oui hours of the morning.

A meat-dealer matron tried to beat her philandering husband to death with a huge piece of ham. She might be charged for attempted hamocide.

The reason why people no longer drink beer with gin is because beer-ginity is a thing of the past.

Men who enters a bar optimistically often come out of it misty optically.

My Japanese guest once offered me saki at a dinner. Offering a toast, I said to him, "Saki to me, baby!"

A Scotsman I met at a local pub refused to give me a categorical answer when I inquired if he wore anything under his kilts. I guess he was trying to skirt the issue.