On this site you can savor a sampling of the quintessential Jokebox sense of humor. The selection represents Jokebox's treasury of anecdotes, one-liners, puns and other witticisms amassed from twenty years of speaking and writing experiences in Toastmasters clubs and assorted publications. There will be regular uploads of gags, one-liners, puns, and just about everything to adorn your face with that refreshing smile.

George Bernard Shaw, Britain's wittiest playwright invited Britain's  wittiest statesman one night to the theater:

TO WINSTON CHURCHILL HAVE RESERVED TWO TICKETS FOR MY PLAY ON FIRST NIGHT COME AND BRING A FRIEND, IF YOU HAVE ONE. --SHAW

 

Churchill replied:

TO GEORGE BERNARD SHAW IMPOSSIBLE TO COME TO FIRST NIGHT.  WILL COME TO SECOND NIGHT, IF YOU HAVE ONE.

 

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From a disgruntled editor to his publisher:

MUST HAVE SALARY RAISE AT ONCE OR COUNT ME OUT. --LINGEMAN, EXECUTIVE EDITOR

 

The publisher replied:

TO R.R. LINGEMAN ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN! --PUBLISHER

A society matron, intending to win the heart of her idol, once cabled this inducement:

TO GEORGE BERNARD SHAW AT NINE O'CLOCK TONIGHT I SHALL BE AT HOME --REBECCA HARRISON

 

Shaw replied:

TO REBECCA HARRISON ME LIKEWISE. --SHAW

A fellow sent the following cable to his newly-wed crony:

CONGRATS ON YOUR WEDDING STOP VERY HAPPY FOR YOU AND BRIDE STOP HAPPY HONEYMOON DONT STOP.