COMICS 99

Octobriana Quizshow

Think you could be an Octobriana expert? Then try your luck at the Artful Salamander COMICS 99 Octobriana Quizshow!

Artful Salamander was asked to present an Octobriana lecture at the COMICS 99 festival on 3 April 1999, but since the prospect of public speaking filled me with dread, I knew that I had to do something that little bit different. Although the story of Octobriana deserves to be heard by a wider audience, I felt that the traditional lecture format is something that can all too easily become boring. So, in a bid to make the hour presentation something to remember, the Octobriana Quizshow was born.

Four members of the audience took part in the Octobriana quiz, and competed against each other to discover who was the most canny when it came to Octobriana. No prior Oct-knowledge was required as each contestant was given an A, B or C choice of answers. As an incentive to take part, Artful Salamander had prizes in store for everyone who took part -- a limited-edition Octobriana: Filling In The Blanks T-shirt, a copy of Octobriana: Underground Tales, and the first issue of Octobriana: Filling In The Blanks. Also, the overall winner walked away with a unique Octobriana sketch by Bryan Talbot, which was actually created during the Octobriana Quizshow. As well as having a laugh, the contestants and audience learnt something about Octobriana at the same time.

1) What was the title of the book that Octobriana originally appeared in?
a) Octobriana & The Bournemouth Underground
b) Octobriana & The Russian Underground
c) Octobriana & The Revolution

2) What does the term 'PPP' stand for?
a) Polish Potatoe Pickers
b) Petr's Popular Propaganda
c) Progressive Political Pornography

3) What was the name of the PPP's publication that starred Octobriana?
a) Mystery
b) Mtsyry
c) Marvel

4) What does the Russian word 'samizdat' mean in English?
a) The secret printing and distribution of government banned literature in the Soviet Union
b) An alternative to marzipan in a traditional Russian cake mixture
c) Someone who has neglected to change their underwear for a week

5) What is Octobriana's favourite drink?
a) Gin and Tonic
b) Vodka
c) Coke

6) According to the mythology created by the PPP, what was Octobriana's original name?
a) Brenda
b) Mahari
c) Xenia Onatopp

7) What does Octobriana have tattooed on her forehead?
a) A Bottle Of Vodka
b) A Red Star
c) A Hammer & Sickle

8) Who were Octobriana's parents?
a) A Noble Savage & A Female Ruler Of The Toltec Empire
b) James Bond & Brigitte Bardot
C) Lenin & Marilyn Monroe

9) Where was Octobriana born?
a) Unknown
b) Clapham Common
c) Siberia

10) Which of the following was not a PPP Octobriana story?
a) How To Fly A Pterodactyl
b) The Atomic Suns Of Chairman Mao
c) Commie Zombie Dictator From Hell

11) Which icon has Octobriana not met?
a) Elvis Presley
b) Lenin
c) The Beatles

12) What has Octobriana not fought?
a) The Devil
b) Radioactive Chickens
c) A Giant Walrus

13) What year was the original Octobriana book released?
a) 1961
b) 1971
c) 1981

14) What was the name of the author of the original Octobriana book?
a) Peter Sadkey
b) Leo Tolstoy
c) Petr Sadecky

15) Which of the following did not influence the PPP's creation of Octobriana?
a) Superman
b) James Bond
c) Barbarella

16) Which internationally famous UK music star began production on an Octobriana motion picture?
a) Mick Jagger
b) David Bowie
c) Boy George

17) In her original PPP designed costume, what material are Octobriana's trousers made from?
a) Denim
b) Fishnet Stockings
c) Snakeskin

18) Which of the following is not a line from PPP's 'Octobriana's Song'?
a) Her White She-Camel Stirred The Red Desert Dust
b) Like A Shot Cougar She Roared Her Song
c) Excuse Me While I Kiss The Sky

19) What was Octobriana doing when she first appeared in The Adventures Of Luther Arkwright?
a) Reading Tarot Cards
b) Sharpening Her Knife
c) Reading War & Peace

20) Which music star has an image of Octobriana tattooed on their arm?
a) Jimmy Sommerville
b) Billy Idol
c) Sporty Spice

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