The Andy Page

Welcome to the Andy Page...his witty phrases and lessons on how to be a player helped so many desperate souls. It is a true honor to have him on this site and I'm sure all of you out there agree.

This page is dedicated to all those people out there who can't get laid because they haven't got the required image. For these poor souls Doc. Andy has the cure.

Warning: Doc. Andy wishes to clarify that he will not be held responsible if his methods of the trade are not effective. Not everyone can be cured...

He will show like no-one else can, how 2 fool da women into finking you is cooler dan U really is...By the way if any of you ladies is taking a look at this then please remember that none of this is real, we couldn't fool you so please don't get offended.

Now lets get to the good stuff. Before we get real raunchy however, lets first take a look at some tips before the night has even begun.

Don't be scared to dress well for an ocassion, even if that meanse "borrowing" some elses clothes. (Doc. Andy will go into more details on how to get the necessary tools later on this page...)

This is a very important tip and must be kept to yourself. It is one which is emphasized over and over again throughout this site so please learn it well. A true player can fool anyone, even his family, that he has money when infact he's as "financially challanged " (skint) as they come. Robbing people for your image is important as Doc. andy demonstrates in this site...

In order to keep the image one needs to have a certain amount of working captial ("u need money 2 make money"...a famouse player once said. Methods on how you can earn this money vary from player to player. If you decide to get a job (whatever it may be) an important thing to remember is not to allow yourself to be recognised.In order to become a great player one must be willing to do anything for some quik cash...forget all morals.

The master himself at work. By showing us this picture he has ofcause broken his own rule, but in Doc. Andy's case it is purely for educational purposes to teach you.

To become a player people must think you have it all. People can easily be fooled, as "Andy's players handbook" shows us yet again, this can be done without working up a sweat.

Just make some friends that either own a boat or simply clean one. NOTE: If people walk past then try to avoid talking friendly to those that wash the boats as this shows weakness.

Convince them to take you for a ride. When you come back into the port, make sure you are sitting on the back of the boat sunbathing. This way people believe you own the boat. The last thing to remember here is to jump off the boat and stand near it so people carry believing its yours.

Keeping these basic moves and tips in mind can help you come a long way. You are now ready to test them on the women in your area. Please remember that these tips are simply a crash course version of Doc Andy´s book "A Con Artists´ Bilbe" and remember -you are the player and you don't want to be played....
Keep a look out for fellow players. Keep it fake...