ELEGY TO A CAMEL
Pore Joe is dead,
Pore Joe Camel's dead...
His trademark jacket's
hangin' over there (over there!)
I thought he look'd
real young
But I never check'd
his lungs:
It turns out Joe wurn't
gettin' any air!
Pore Joe is dead,
A matchstick lights
his head...
Folk said that children
sucked his other end (other end!)
Because he was a 'toon
Congress stomped him
out too soon --
And RJR has lost its
coolest friend!
You want more on the smokers' defeat? What's to be done with those now-unusable restaurant smoking sections? Look HERE for my less-than-modest proposal.
thank you SS/AM ... I read your little song, and now I've got the soundtrack to "Oklahoma!" running through my head. Before I scream, please take me HOME!! And while I'm waiting for the Nicoderm(tm) patch to kick in, let me MAIL you a few choice words!!
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