Did you realize that there are actual places on this very internet where adult-type people can go for spankings?! Amazing! Shocking! Dzzzturbing! I can't link you there, because this is a #*%$@#$!! family show here at GEOCITIES, but hint-hint look for a little thing called WhAP! and if you're over 18, you'll see butts galore! Oh, DDuckess! go hava little looksee!

(For those of you playing the home game, JZeldman wanted his Beatles picture back, and I thought it might be nice to give it to him. See BOTTOM OF HOMEPAGE teeny print for an admonishment re courtesy. -Ed.)

You wanna go HOME now? Or are you hu-man enough to go on to more frightening stuff?! Then PRESS HERE, fool and mortal! And wait! There are MORE images to haunt your lunch!

Or............you could EMAIL your hearts out! You know you want it...it's making your thighs sweat, do it do it do it NOW!!!