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In the Oxford dictionary for non-existing definitions, Sir Isaac Newton Murphy, of the infamous Murphy laws, decreed that the definition of a Professional Bum is as such:

A Bum (see Bum ) that has reached the level where he or she can continue being a bum and be paid for it.

The Professional Bum wants to do absolutely nothing and be paid for it , so that he/she can continue doing nothing and therefore not worry about common plebeian issues like money, food and rent .
That's enough philosophy for now.
This site is dedicated to all the Professional Bum's out there and in specific to all the people in the world that want to be a Professional Bum. This site is ours to exploit as our Bum needs develop. So contact the administrators of this site and join the coalition! You too can become a professional Bum ! even now a few pages are up that were done by Professional Bum's . They were inspired by many different ideas and about many different things .... and best of all ... there is no main theme . Just pure fun fun ... Professional Bum fun

Have anything to submit ? Contact the Administrators !!! This Web-site is open for all those that want to participate . So if you would like to join the Professional Bum's of Toronto Fanzine drop me a e-mail and we shall join forces to make the world Bum safe for all. So...... Click Here and Join Us ! Peer pressure at no extra charge.

So anyways , here is what to do while you are here... enjoy while you may !!

April 22 1998

The "Cold Fact" Rodriguez Tribute This is the page dedication to Cold Fact Rodriguez , the folk musician that was considered a myth until just recently (Feb. 4th 1998 to be precise) when the author of this page found out that he is very popular in S. Africa and is alive and well in Detroit. He even ran for mayor of detroit twice. Whadayaknow ? A folk singer that protested and then actually got off his ass and did something ! For a laugh go check out the old tribute site Check out the Links page for the real Info on Cold Fact!!! February 26 1998 To jump to the last updated page click here

The Women I find Extremely Beautiful For Many Different reasons!!!! This is where Yoni Sapir has put up a huge collection of Women he loves. The links are great and the collection is fantastic. For any suggestions feel free to e-mail Yoni ... he is always open to suggestions but take a look at the types of women he has first , then ask yourself "Do I really think Yoni will accept Pamela Anderson " ? Noooooooooooooo!!!!!! So suggest wisely Danielsan. Coming soon : Cameron Carr's Tribute to Annie Lennox !!!!!!!!!

The Canadian Music Tribute For Musicians I think Are Underrated Due To Them Being Canadian ....Um.... you'll see This is the part of the site where Yoni Sapir pays homage to the musicians and bands that are Canadian and that do not get the respect and fame that they deserve (according to Yoni , of course) because they are Canadian. I mean .. come on ! Do you really think that all Canada has to offer is Alanis and Rush ? Geeeez .... Come on in and find out what your missing.

Last Review Done for April 1998 The Book Recommendation Of The Month I really like this part of the site. This part will be updated every month. A new book or play will be featured here complete with links and important information . Check it out and if you want ... we encourage submissions. Just send us a review and a scan of the book or play and we shall put it up for you. All previous books are archived.

The Tribute and Translation of The Great Israeli Concept Album "Radio Blah-Blah" By The Now Extinct Band The Friends of Natasha A new addition to the coalition by Yoni Sapir and Avi Itz . If you are a friend of the band then enjoy if you don't even know who they are then go and enjoy the beauty of the poetry and the genius of the conceot story behind the album .

on February 22 1998

The most boring Internet site on earth. The first submission by Coalition Member Avi Itz. This is the best idea on the net today ! Check out the incredible "How Bored Are You Game" Way to go Avi! You've stumbled on genius!! Let's get Stupid and go look at a Cube now o.k. ?

Yeah ! A Cube! Warning! You need a pentium or above to view this monstrocity of nature properly

Awards this Site has Won ... hehehe

This is where we show off the brass. It's kinda fun because we know that 90% of all Website Awards are crap. I doubt if any of these people actually ever saw this site. They just want a link back to them. So ......... Lets Give `em what they want so that they will do the same for us when they ..... Apply For the Professional Bum's Award

That's right ! If they can do it .. then we can also ! Apply right away for the prestigious Professional Bum Award now!! It's not as easy as you think.

The Bloody Fuckin Lynx Just as it reads. Just a few links for the friends of the administrators of this website. At the moment nothing special here. All the good links are located in the other pages. Remember ... most pics on this site, have a link in them. Soon To Come!!! The long awaited page by our own Anna Zachou is under way as we speak! also...... A tribute to the now extinct Israeli band The Witches , by our own Yoni Sapir and the lovely Galit Gleitman Meanwhile .......... Click here and I will be your best friend

Don't Forget to Keep In Touch By: Your Internet e-mail address: Disclaimer: This site is not the responsibilities of its creators. Should this web site become a sentient being that attempts to take over the world .... the authors and creators are not responsible in any manner or form. Thank You.

--The Staff at the Toronto Chapter

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