"Hey Skipper! Where are we going today?"
"Like a virgin, touched...Oh sorry, a little breath of Madonna there!"
"Being honest, when I see an attractive girl I have to say that the first thing I look at is, well, if she's looking at me, her eyes - but if she's not then...her booty. I watch it go from side to side. It doesn't matter what size it is but...Yeah I know. I'm a man. I'm sorry."
"Music is love, love is music, music is my life, I love my life. Thank you and good night!" (This is one of my favorite AJ quotes, in case anyone cares to know!)
"I'm not good at secrets, don't tell me any!"
"Everyone was afraid of me cause I was such a freak. No one would come near me, they were like ‘What the hell’s wrong with him? He’s so weird!’ I didn’t fit in."
"Bring on the women!" (Do I really WANT to know what he's talking about? NO! No I don't!)
"Nick's gonna be on a sugar rush."
"I hate clowns, they freak me out." (Me too, J! They should all die!)
"If I wasn't in Backstreet Boys I would have been studying psychology. I just like getting inside peoples' heads."
"Some of these girls do crazy things. They even go up to our hotel rooms after we check out and grab our socks or boxers that we left behind. Then they'll whip out our underwear at concerts and ask us to autograph them! It's completely outrageous!"
"Howie and I are on each other all the time. But we don't take it personally. There'll be times when it goes a little too far, and we get personal and then we go, 'All right, that's enough.' But if it's just joking we go off."
"Brian's the clown. Howie's really sweet, kinda like the suave character. Kevin is very professional and serious, yet with a very sensitive side. And me? Just crazy!" (Hey, sorta sounds like me! Although, every time I take those 'Which Backstreet Boy are you most like?' quizzes, I get Howie and Kevin, go figure!)
"I thrive being on stage and being a ham. It's just too much fun!"
"I embarrassed myself when we did a photo shoot where I was dressed as The Riddler in this green spandex outfit. I mean, I looked like Jim Carrey! Anyway, I went out on stage and introduced our two opening acts dressed like that. The audience went absolutely nuts and the guys were tripping out- they were like, 'I can't believe you did it!'" (I, for one, would have KILLED to see this!)
"I borrow clothes and toiletries and everything from the guys. Then I keep them for so long that by the time they get around to asking for them back, I've worn or used them so much they don't want it any more. It's a great trick!"
"I'm the exact opposite of every clean-cut, decent-looking guy you could think of, yet I have the biggest heart in the world. I got my first tattoo two years ago, and I haven't been able to stop. I've got 10 of them now. I'm going to get one tomorrow on my stomach. It'll be a 69, my lucky number." (OK, I don't even wanna KNOW why 69 is his lucky number!)
"I've never blown my nose. My mom probably did it when I was a baby, but I can't do it. I can stand to see blood and puke, but when it comes to anything mucus-oriented or phlegm or someone spitting, I gag." (I kid you not, I have WAY too much in common with this guy!)
"Welcome to Mr. Rogers' neighborhood. Sorry Mr. Rogers can't be here today...I'm taking his place."
"Which one is the one that I like?"
"I think Nick started to pick up a funny accent when we were there- he started to sound like Crocodile Dundee." (Hey, accents are cool, shut up!)
"Once we couldn't sign autographs because there were too many fans, Howie was too nice and stopped and got trampled by them...he fell down like a turtle on its back, his feet kicking up." (Hahahaha, I would have killed to see that too!)
"That's it! I've had it! I want a divorce!"
"Howie's a goody-goody guy." (Maybe so, but goody-goody guys are CUTE! LOL)
"I'm happy cause I'm in heaven in every country I go to, all around the world I find a McDonald's, even in the airports so...it's everywhere!" (I remember the interview where he said this! He was like, I dunno, 16 or 17 years old, and damn, did he look FUNNY!)
"I'm a freak! OK?" (Yes, dear. We know.)
"Nicky, Nicky, Nicky...get your socks, Nicky."
"We get paid to love Fatima...nah, just kidding, we love Fatima, she's so CUTE!"
"Look, I've told you twice, 3 times, leave me alone. I want a divorce! The papers are final...BYE!"
"And tonight's lottery numbers are..."
"OH MY GOD! I've been left in the dark!" (Yeah...so, what else is new? Nah, just kiddin', I love ya J!)
"You reached AJ, I'm no longer reachable at this cell phone number. If you'd like to reach me, my new cell phone number is.....SIKE! I ain't gonna give it to ya. Peace. I'm outtie. This phone number no longer works. So you don't get in touch with me any other way. And...ahhh, that's gotta suck. See ya, bye." (LOL, for some reason I LOVE this!)
"The difference between Nick and a savings bond is: a savings bond matures." (Ha...ha...ha...ugh, never mind!)
"Jesus, Howie!" ('Scuse the language...DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER!)
"I dunno who the hell's ears you have."
"Friggin' fall on that stuff!" (Whoever invented the word friggin' should be sainted! I LOVE that word!)
"I REALLY can't stand these guys!"
"He's still got too many damn bags...WAY too many damn bags." (Am I the only one that thinks it's cute when he swears, for reasons I cannot describe?)
"I look like a convict in all of these pictures."
"To all the fans in Germany...I'm still alive...but I can't have kids any more." (Well, I'm glad you felt you could share that, but you could have been a little vaguer there bud!)
"I've just been kissed."
"I'm grounded, what did I do? I dunno, she makes stuff up." (LOL, yeah, I'm sure your mom sits up all night thinking up reasons to ground her 21-year-old son.)
"Where the hell am I going?"
"I look bulimic in my large anorexic truck." (Can I ask what the hell he's talking about here?)
"See? No wind...LOTS OF WIND!!!...No wind...LOTS OF WIND!!!" (So, is this like Grover? "Near........FAAAAAAR! Near....FAAAAAAAR!")
"GOOD GOD, IT'S KEVIN!" (WOO HOO! Really? WHERE?)
"I'm feelin' kinda nauseous..."
"Hey, I beeped...and they felt me up with that little thing...it was good."
"That thing flushes forever!"
"I gotta get to a bathroom." (Does this poor child have a toilet fetish, or what?)
"HA! Missed me!"
"I stink? Damn, sorry..." (LOL! This reminds me soooo much of my dad!)
"And then we sacrifice a chicken!" (Say WHAT?)
"Except when I'm asleep...then I'm naked." (WOO HOO! *good thoughts in, bad thougts out!*)
"Usually girls have a really sensitive side, so you can go really mushy on them."
"You see, Howie, that's how you gotta do it, man! Howie...Howie! Yo. Yo, D!"
"You've been a mute, buddy!"
"They can't feel my pain."
"This is like, hip." (*ahem* *using her best surfer dude impression* Totally, dude! Like, gnarly!)
"If I was honest, I'd probably say I lie about thirty to forty percent of the time." (Are you being honest?)
"Meeting a girl is all about looking across a room and catching a smile."
"Being real. That's what makes us special...being real. We have nothing to hide."
"I'm tryin' to be bad, but nobody will let me!" (Awwwww....I'll let ya! Go ahead!)
"I like the kind of girl who'll let me do everything for her." (WOOHOO!)
"Why do men have nipples? For girls to kiss!" (Once again, WOOHOO!)
"Wow! She can dance better than Brian!"
"The five of us keep ourselves in check. Our parents and the five of us, we don't let any of us act like they're better than the other one. Each of us sing lead fair and we always give each other a chance to shine. There's no Backstreet Boy better than the other Backstreet Boys, we are all equally talented."
"I love cooking!"
"I had a crush on my teacher." (*pukes*)
"Nick, this is all your fault!" (Yeah, but isn't everything?)
"Chucking fruit out of hotel windows at cars to see if it hits them...sometimes you get so bored, you want to run riot for a while!" (Know what? That sounds fun. I'm gonna try it sometime.)
"Backstreet's Back...again. We're back!" (Thank you for sharing.)
"I gotta be out there doing crazy stuff for no apparent reason."
"You name it, I've done it." (That sounds like a personal problem.)
"I would love to be the villain, because everybody seems to love the villain more!"
"I dropped my shorts once while I was swimming." (And you didn't invite me? What the hell is wrong with you?)
"Hit me...hit me!" (Gladly. *slap*)
"I scream, do stupid things, just to get laughs or attention or to get the crowd in a giggly, laughing mood. I've had girls come up to me after and say, 'You're crazy!'"
"Girls are like diamonds- at first they are rough on the edges but once they're polished and smooth, they're beautiful." (*gags*)
"I almost lost my pants onstage."
"Why do I get all the nasty questions?" (Cuz you're cool like that.)
"I like Nick's butt." (Is there something you haven't told us?)
"Rok! Behave yourself! We're on national television!" (So? It's never stopped him before!)
"If a girl's got personality, that's better than a girl who looks good but is dumb."
"Howie, did you beep? Nick, it's your shoes! It's your shoes, Nick! Hey, I beeped! And they felt me up with that little thing, it was good!" (Uhhhhh....no. Never mind. I won't say it.)
"I'm gonna die on this plane!" (No you're not.)
"Right now, I wouldn't feel it. No, I really wouldn't!"
"My perfect day would be to write music, go to the movies and then shop until I couldn't fit any more bags in my car." (WOOHOO! Mine too!)
"I love jewelry. I love all kinds of silver, especially exotic Brazilian and African styles."
"I'm the type of guy who likes to be there 24/7. I'm Mr. Roses."
"I love a girl who has long fingernails, because I like the way they feel on my skin. When a girl rubs the back of my neck and she has long fingernails, man, that's really nice." (*mental note* Quit biting nails.)